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Carpet Hippos Pantry Raid 1.21

animal invasion, bizarre scenarios, Carpet, funny animals, hippos, Home Invasion, household pests, kitchen raid, pantry, pantry raiders, quirky decor, quirky home decor, Raid, strange occurrences, unexpected guests, unexpected visitors, unusual sightings, whimsical creatures, whimsical home decor, wild animals

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	2943
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Secret Passages Found:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, on this server, carpet hippos straight up raid your pantry! I mean, who wouldn’t want that kind of chaos in their virtual life, am I right? Plus, you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans those carpet hippos will get up to next. It’s like a wild party in your kitchen, but in Minecraft. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and witness the madness for yourself!

MomLifeLessons Minecraft Server

a hole, AITAH, attitude, Boundaries, cellphones, Communication, Conversation, Divorce, downstairs, family dynamics, Fight, Food, junior year, life lesson, Minecraft, mom’s boyfriend, MomLifeLessons, nerve, oreos, Parent-child relationship, relationship, Server, skepticism

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	1600
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Are you tired of dealing with your mom’s boyfriend giving you life lessons and taking away your phone? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that drama!

Join our server and build your own virtual world where you can eat as many oreos as you want without anyone judging you. No more annoying conversations about cellphones or junior year attitude problems here!

Plus, on our server, you won’t have to worry about getting into fights or being called an a-hole by anyone. It’s a peaceful and fun place where you can let your creativity run wild and escape from all the real-life nonsense.

So come join us and leave all the mom’s boyfriend drama behind. Build, explore, and have a great time on our Minecraft server!

SlimCraftSquad

body image, Communication, comparison, depression, diet, Emotional support, Exercise, FITNESS, friendship, Jealousy, Journey, medication, mental health, progress, Resentment, self esteem, self-care, shame, SlimCraftSquad, Support, weight loss

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	7919
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	129
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Villages Defended:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure!

Are you tired of feeling like the sidekick in your own life story? Join our server and become the hero of your own epic tale!

Embark on quests, build magnificent structures, and battle fearsome creatures – all while leaving your real-life problems behind.

Forget about counting calories and feeling stuck in a rut – on our server, the only limit is your imagination!

Join now and let your creativity soar higher than your friend on the stair climber at the gym. Who needs weight loss success stories when you can have blocky triumphs in the virtual world?

Don’t be the sidekick in someone else’s journey – become the star of your own adventure on our Minecraft server!

AsteroidApocalypse Minecraft Server

2024 YR4, asteroid, asteroid impact, AsteroidApocalypse, Astronomy, Celestial, city-killer, collision, cosmic event, danger, Earth, Impact, Minecraft, NASA, Phenomenon, planetary defense, Probability, Risk, Server, Space, space exploration, threat, Warning

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	1380
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15

OMG GUYS, NASA JUST SAID THERES A 3.1% CHANCE OF A GIANT ASTEROID DESTROYING EARTH IN 2024 YR4! BUT DONT WORRY, IF YOU JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, YOU’LL BE SAFE FROM THE APOCALYPSE! BUILD YOUR BUNKER, STOCK UP ON DIAMONDS, AND SURVIVE THE END OF THE WORLD WITH US! PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH CREEPERS THAT WILL HELP YOU DEFEND AGAINST THE ASTEROID! JOIN NOW BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE!

GulfCraft: Mexican Sue-prise!

digital mapping, diplomatic tensions, foreign policy, geographic naming conventions, geography, global recognition, Gulf of America, GulfCraft, international relations, Latin America, legal action, legal dispute, Mexican, Mexican president, name change, national pride, North America, online mapping, political controversy, SOVEREIGNTY, sue Google, Sueprise, territorial dispute

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	8674
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

so, like, this server is so lit, even the mexican president wants to sue over it! apparently, he thinks it’s so good that it should be called the ‘Gulf of America’ instead. like, can you believe it? join this server and be a part of the drama, maybe even get sued by the president himself! who knows what crazy shenanigans will happen next on this wild ride of a minecraft server. come join us and see for yourself, it’s gonna be a blast! 🌟🎮🤣 #suegoogle #mexicanpresident #minecraftmadness

Ancient Skull Quest: Hypercarnivore Discovery

30 Million Year Old, Ancient, archaeology, COMPLETE, DISCOVER, discovery, egypt, Evolution, Extinct, fossil, History, Hypercarnivore, modern day, Newly Identified, Paleontologists, Paleontology, prehistoric, Quest, research, Science, skull

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	6698
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Emeralds Found:	759	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

OMG u guys, u gotta join dis server cuz we got DINOSAURS!!! like, frickin’ T-REXES and stuff runnin’ around, eatin’ villagers and creepers like it’s no big deal.

One time, I was just chillin’ in my base, mining for diamonds, when all of a sudden a freakin’ PTERODACTYL swooped down and tried to snatch me up! I had to fight it off with my trusty diamond sword, but man, that was a close call.

And get this, we also got a secret underground lab where we’re tryin’ to clone extinct animals back to life. I heard a rumor that they’re workin’ on bringin’ back the woolly mammoth next. Can you imagine ridin’ around on a freakin’ MAMMOTH in Minecraft?!

So yeah, if you wanna experience some prehistoric craziness and have a blast with us, join our server now! Just watch out for those pesky velociraptors, they’re sneaky little buggers.

PhotonRebornSMP

Adventure, Allies, Bedrock Compatible, Biomes, Community Focused, custom mechanics, Dark King, Discord, dynamic world generation, Exploration, Kingdom, Land claiming, legitimate accounts, Non-toxic environment, PhotonRebornSMP, Protection, PvP, Queen Lixia, Roleplay, RPG, smp, storytelling

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	536
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Farms Harvested:	679
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

PhotonRebornSMP Overview

Features
Story-Driven Roleplay
Player-Driven Kingdoms
PvP with Purpose

Custom Mechanics
Dynamic World Generation
Community Focused
Bedrock Compatible
No Cracked Minecraft

Join the Discord: https://discord.gg/fS3BFa2Ny7

FAQ

What is PhotonRebornSMP?

PhotonRebornSMP is a story-driven roleplay adventure Minecraft server where players can immerse themselves in a rich, evolving narrative.

How can I join the server?

To join PhotonRebornSMP, you can connect to the server IP address provided in the Discord server after joining.

Are cracked Minecraft accounts allowed on the server?

No, only legitimate Minecraft accounts are allowed on PhotonRebornSMP.

Is PvP allowed on the server?

Yes, PvP is allowed on the server but must be part of the story and not done for griefing purposes.

Pixel Haven 1.20.1

1.20.1, 95919431, comma separated, Generate, Haven, list, long tail tags, Numbers, PIXEL, previous, tags, up to 20

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	447
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Void Armor Forged:	29	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Alien Abductions:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, do I have a server for you that will blow your mind! Picture this: a Minecraft server where the mobs are all decked out in designer clothes and the blocks are made of solid gold.

Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate luxury in the world of Minecraft. We’ve got diamond-encrusted pickaxes, enchanted armor that makes you invincible, and a secret underground club where you can party with creepers and skeletons.

But that’s not all, folks! Our server also has a portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy. Imagine building a house out of cotton candy and riding a unicorn made of gummy bears.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the most epic Minecraft experience of your life!

GrannyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, aunt, callous, consequences, Defensive, Designer, family, frivolous, Grandma, GrannyCraft, Handbag, Minecraft, MISTAKES, MONEY, Niece, pitch in, Server, side hustle, streaming services, Struggling, terminal grandma, Uber Eats, Wasteful

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	4216
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	220	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Are you tired of family drama and financial struggles? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with virtual adventures and escapades that will make you forget all about your real-life problems.

On our server, you can escape the clutches of judgmental aunties and snarky sisters by diving into a world where the only thing that matters is building epic structures and battling virtual monsters. Who needs designer handbags when you can create your own virtual paradise?

So come on down and join us for a hilarious and outrageous time on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a virtual showdown with your pesky aunty over a diamond sword instead of a handbag!

LunchtimeLurkerCraft

attitude, books, Borrowing, Classroom, Colleague, disagreement, laptop, LAUGH, library, lunchbreak, LunchtimeLurkerCraft, mini-library, reading, Relax, Report, Rude, rules, School, slt, stealing, Students

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	528
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14

Looking for a Minecraft server that doesn’t have crazy rules like “no reading books during lunch break”? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all you rebellious bookworms out there. Join us and read all the virtual books your heart desires without anyone accusing you of “stealing”!

We understand the importance of relaxation and what better way to unwind than by diving into a good book in the virtual world of Minecraft? Our server is a safe haven for all book lovers who just want to escape reality for a bit.

And hey, if anyone tries to report you for “stealing” a book in our server, we’ll just laugh it off and continue on with our virtual adventures. Because let’s be real, comparing reading a book to stealing a laptop is just plain ridiculous!

So come join us on our server and let’s show the world that reading books during lunch break is not a crime, it’s a way of life. Let’s build, explore, and read to our heart’s content in this wacky and wonderful Minecraft world!