LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT GANDALF AS OUR PARTY PLANNER! HE BRINGS FIREWORKS, HERBS, AND CRAZY DWARVEN PARTIES TO THE SHIRE! HOBITS THINK HE’S A GOD OF PARTYING! COME JOIN THE MADNESS AND LET’S TURN UP LIKE HOBBITS ON A FRIDAY NIGHT!
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Gandalf’s Party Realm
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Eternal Bloom Sky 1.20.4
Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like seriously, it’s lit AF.You know how sometimes life just be like, “does it just get in the way of their hedonism?” Well, on this server, there’s no such thing as getting in the way of your hedonism.
We got giant rainbow unicorns roaming around, shooting out diamond rainbows that make you fly.
And don’t even get me started on the disco parties we throw every night in the Nether. It’s like a rave, but with creepers and skeletons dropping sick beats.
Plus, our admins are like wizards, granting wishes left and right. Want a pet dragon? Boom, you got it. Want a castle made of candy? Done.
So come join us on this magical, chaotic, and downright bizarre Minecraft server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, who knows? Life is a simulation anyway, am I right?
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ViceCraft SMP
OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the most epic server ever! Like, if you don’t join, you’ll be missing out on all the crazy shenanigans and epic adventures. We have like, a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds, it’s like a treasure trove of awesomeness.And get this, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself visits our server at night and leaves behind rare enchanted items for us to find. It’s like a spooky ghost story come to life, but in Minecraft form. Plus, our admin is a wizard who can summon dragons to battle for our entertainment. It’s like a freaking fantasy novel, but with blocks and stuff.
So yeah, if you want to experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright bizarre Minecraft SMP ever, you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cake every Friday. Who can say no to free cake, am I right? So come on, join us and let’s have the time of our lives in this wacky Minecraft world!
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Eternal Void Realms 1.20.1
Yo, listen up homies! Are you tired of feeling like the world is going to sh*t and there’s no hope left for us white dudes? Are you sick of God being dead and science taking over everything? Well, do I have the Minecraft server for you! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and craziness where you can escape from the harsh realities of life and just have a good time building and exploring. Forget about all that existential angst and join us for some epic adventures in a world where anything is possible. Who needs bread and circuses when you have a blocky paradise waiting for you? So, why not take a break from it all and join our server today? Let’s build a new world together, one block at a time!
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DegenCraft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of trying to be a good person and failing miserably? Do you feel like you were born to embrace your inner demon and just be a total piece of shit? Well, have we got the perfect Minecraft server for you!Join our server and let out all of your dark desires and hedonistic tendencies. Embrace the dirtiness, the pleasure, the degeneracy – become the ultimate scammer, thief, and all-around piece of shit. Why resist your true nature when you can thrive in it?
Forget about trying to be a good person, it’s time to let loose and be the baddest of the bad. Join us and see just how far you can go in embracing your inner demon. Who knows, you might just find that being a total piece of shit is where you truly belong. So why waste your time chasing an ideal that will never be when you can join our server and be the baddest of them all?
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DrunkCraft: Where we promise not to drink and mine…until we find diamonds!
Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget about your disappointing wine and dildo experiences? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky time that will have you laughing until your stomach hurts (in a good way this time)!Our server is so fun, it will make you forget all about that terrible bottle of wine you tried to drink. We have so many exciting adventures waiting for you, you won’t even remember why you were feeling dizzy and confused in the first place.
And as for that disappointing dildo purchase? Well, let’s just say our server is so entertaining, it will make you wonder why you ever thought a dildo could bring you joy.
So come join us on our server and let the laughter and fun wash away all your troubles. Who needs hedonismmaxxing when you have our crazy Minecraft world to explore?
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ImmortalCraft: What’s Your Move?
Welcome to our Minecraft server where you are absolutely immortal! That’s right, no more worrying about creepers blowing you up or falling into lava pits. You are invincible!Join us for epic battles where you can take on an entire army of zombies without breaking a sweat. Build the craziest structures without fear of them being destroyed.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there is a secret hidden treasure on the server that only immortals can find. Will you be the one to uncover its riches?
So come on, join us and experience Minecraft like never before. You’ll be dying to stay forever!
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PixelPrisonPurge
LOL this server is so lit, you gotta join cuz we got more Iranian women than the whole country! We’re like a death sentence party up in here, executions left and right! Come join the fun and see how long you can survive before you get sentenced to death too! It’s a killer time, literally! Join now and let the madness begin!
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HawaiianCraft: Where Watermelon Pizza is the Norm!
join our epic minecraft server where we have watermelon pizza as our main dish! imagine the taste explosion in your mouth as you chomp down on a slice of watermelon covered in cheese and tomato sauce. it’s a culinary masterpiece that will blow your mind and your taste buds!not only do we have the most outrageous food options, but we also have the craziest adventures waiting for you in our server. embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted watermelon, battle mythical creatures like the pizza-loving dragons, and explore hidden caves filled with delicious surprises.
our community is full of friendly players who are always up for a laugh and a good time. you’ll never be bored with our constant events and challenges that will keep you on your toes and laughing until you cry.
so come join us on our server and experience the most insane and hilarious minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. who needs hawaiian pizza when you can have watermelon pizza on our server!
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HeartburnCraft: Where our players burn through resources faster than a lit fireplace! Java 1.20.2+ edition, no resets, just fiery fun. Join our community of 15 average players online now.
Overview of HearthCraft Minecraft Server
No-Griefing Economy SMP Established 2018 Server Reset Never will reset Pay-to-Win 0% pay-to-win store FAQ
Question Answer What is the server IP? play.hearthcraft.net When did the server start? October 2018 Are there regular world resets? No, the world dates back to July 2019 Is there pay-to-win on the server? No, there are no pay-to-win paid perks Is there a live map available? Yes, you can view the live map at map.hearthcraft.net What are the server rules? The server rules can be found at http://www.hearthcraft.net/rules