Hederas Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Hedera’s Normie Revolution Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7689
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8974
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	50
Endless Night Skies:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the next big thing for normies! Trust us, after all the other servers die out, ours will be the one to moon! Join now before it’s too late and become a part of the hbar revolution! Who knows, you might even become a crypto millionaire while building your dream Minecraft base. Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity, join our server now and start your journey to the moon! 🚀🌕 #hbartothemoon #normiesunite

Crafty Ladies: Where Women Rule the Minecraft World and Men Just Don’t Get It!

1. women, 10. sex, 11. labor, 12. looks, 13. personality, 14. /r9k/, 15. manager, 16. supervisor, 17. career, 18. conformity, 19. consumption, 2. useless, 20. Andrew Tate, 3. validation, 4. marriage, 5. denial, 6. maturity, 7. wealth, 8. men, 9. attraction, Crafty, dont, ladies, Men, Minecraft, rule, Women, world

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	7943
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14

Are you tired of being a useless wild dog in a world ruled by women? Do you want to finally be on the list of men she wants to fuck? Then join our Minecraft server and become the alpha male you were always meant to be!

On our server, you can build your dream career as a manager or supervisor, show off your looks (even if you’re on /r9k/), and impress all the women with your fancy cars, suits, and jewelry. Be like Andrew Tate and be the asshole that women can’t resist!

Don’t waste your time on uglycope, conform to our server’s standards and fit the mold of the perfect man. Buy the courses, buy the suits, and buy the jewelry – because on our server, only the rich, asshole men get the girl. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start dominating the women of Minecraft!

DesiCraft: Where Indians Rule the Minecraft World! Join the Fun Now!

Acting, Audience, cringey, cultural preferences, DesiCraft, Diversity, Drama, Entertainment, Fun, horrible accents, Indian television, Indians, Join, love, low budgets, Media, Minecraft, popular channel, representation, rule, social injustice, Stereotypes, television industry, unexpected behavior, world, Writing

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	2966
Rating:	4.7 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Are you tired of boring, generic Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect mix of chaos and hilarity! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected behavior, cringey moments, and social injustice…wait, what? Yes, you heard that right! Our server is so outrageous that even the Indians can’t get enough of it! And don’t worry about low budgets or horrible accents, because we embrace the madness and turn it into pure entertainment. So come on, join us and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who needs normal when you can have insane fun with us?

EngrishCraft: Where good grammar is a must, even in Cambodian!

bamboo basket weaving, Cambodian, English, EngrishCraft, forum, Good, grammar, long trail tags, waaaa

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	5715
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	204
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Ores Mined:	2056	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Vanishing Items Found:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride through the land of blocky adventures where you must use impeccable English skills to navigate the treacherous world of Cambodian bamboo basket weaving. That’s right, forget about building houses or mining for diamonds, on our server you’ll be weaving baskets like a pro!

But beware, the basket weaving masters are not to be messed with. Legend has it that if you don’t use good English on our forum, you’ll be cursed to forever weave baskets in the dark depths of the bamboo forest. So grab your virtual bamboo and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Join us now and start weaving your way to victory!

Final Fart-asy: The Blocky Adventure

Address, Adventure, blocky, collars, Community, controversy, debate, Discourse, discussion, Fans, FANTASY, Fartasy, FINAL, Final Fantasy, Game, gi, ignored, Opinions, RPG, Silence, Talk, tugged, video game

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	3801
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Towns Built:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with no drama or excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for epic battles over the color of our virtual Gi’s. Will it be blue or red? The tension is palpable as players duke it out in intense PvP matches to defend their chosen color.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Collar Tug Challenge. Players must navigate a treacherous obstacle course while simultaneously tugging on each other’s collars. It’s chaotic, it’s hilarious, and it’s the most fun you’ll ever have in Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Blocky Memes & Dank Dreams: The ‘/pol/ humor thread’ Minecraft Server

4chan, Blessing, blocky, Canadian, DANK, dreams, Edition, Entertainment, funny, GET IN HERE, humor, humor thread, internet culture, jokes, LAUGHING, leaf, memes, Minecraft, Online Community, POL, political humor, satire, Server, Thread

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	5801
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Enchantments Applied:	105
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! We’ve got flying pigs, dancing creepers, and even a secret underground disco where the zombies bust a move all night long.

But that’s not all! Our server is blessed by the mystical Leaf of Destiny, rumored to grant players with unlimited diamonds and the ability to ride on the back of a unicorn. You heard that right, folks. Unicorns are real on our server and they’re ready to take you on a magical journey through the pixelated skies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can be partying with flying pigs and unicorns? Let’s get this party started, Leaf!

CraftyInk – Where Minecraft meets Splatoon for some creative chaos!

Baby Chicks, Bear Cubs, booru, Build analyzer, CATALOG, Chaos, collectables, coop, CraftyInk, Creative, database, Fresh Season, Gear, Li’l Bunnies, Map Schedules, Media Accounts, meets, Minecraft, Nintendo, Pool code, Seed Checker, Splatfest, splatoon, Version 7.1.0, weapons

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	8285
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	178
Dragon Scales Harvested:	413	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Magic Items Found:	4001	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as fresh as a squid in Inkopolis? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even the Octarians want in on the action.

Join us for epic Splatfest battles like Baby Chicks vs Li’l Bunnies vs Bear Cubs – because who doesn’t want to see adorable animals duking it out in a turf war?

Our version 7.1.0 patch notes are so hype, they’ll make you want to squid jump for joy. And don’t even get us started on our Fresh Season – it’s like the Inkling version of Coachella, but with more ink and less flower crowns.

Follow our social media accounts for all the latest updates and memes that will make you say “Woomy” in real life. And don’t forget to check out our map schedules and seed checker – because knowing your seed is half the battle.

Gear up with the freshest weapons and collectibles that will make your Minecraft character the envy of all the squids in the sea. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, dive into our coop mode for some seriously splatastic fun.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and get ready to splat, squid, and splatoon your way to victory! Just remember, stay fresh and keep on inkling!

Blocky Booty Busters: Where 90% of Players Mine and 80% Craft a Good Time!

blocky, BOOTY, Busters, cervical cancer, Craft, genital warts, Good, hpv, HPV awareness, HPV education, HPV facts, HPV prevention, HPV research, HPV statistics, HPV testing, HPV transmission, HPV treatment, HPV vaccine, human papillomavirus, mens health, Players, sexual health, sexually active, sexually transmitted infection, STI, Time, Women’s Health

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	341
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Void Gems Collected:	22
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	6918
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	648
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9

Are you tired of being just another statistic in the world of sexually transmitted infections? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about HPV again – our virtual world is completely immune to all STIs! That’s right, no need for protection here, just pure, unadulterated block-building fun! So come on over and let’s craft our way to a healthier, STI-free future together!

Evil Women’s Rehab: Minecraft Edition

Correctional Facility, Crime Prevention, criminal behavior, criminal justice, criminal rehabilitation, Edition, Evil, evil women, female inmates, incarceration, justice for victims, justice system, Minecraft, prison reform, prison system, reforming criminals, Rehab, Rehabilitation, rehabilitation center, rehabilitation efforts, rehabilitation programs, stop trying, women in prison, women offenders, Womens

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	1210
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Are you tired of trying to turn a prison full of wicked witches into model citizens? Look no further, because on our server, you can join forces with other players to unleash chaos and mayhem in this twisted correctional facility!

Join us for a chance to participate in epic battles against the evil sorceresses, unleash your inner mischief with hilarious pranks, and explore the dark and mysterious dungeons filled with magical treasures.

But beware, because the witches won’t go down without a fight! Are you brave enough to take on this challenge and show them who’s boss? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

Rice and Spice Minecraft Server: Where All Asians Unite to Build and Fight!

Asian unity, Asians, brotherhood, BUILD, CCP, Chinese, cooperation, east asia, economic interests, Fight, foreign policy, imperial Japan, Industry, japanese, koreans, meddling influence, Minecraft, Natural resources, regional power, Rice, Server, solidarity, Spice, unite, Unity, Vietnamese, Western imperialists, 富國强兵

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	827
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Dragon Scales Harvested:	193
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9888
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	8171
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

Are you tired of being oppressed by the Western imperialists in Minecraft? Do you want to join a server where the Chinese, Japanese, Koreans, and Vietnamese can come together as brothers to fight against the decadent Western powers? Look no further!

Join our server where we prioritize our own economic interests, protect our natural resources, and shape our own foreign policy without any meddling influence from the West. Together, we will shout “富國强兵!” as we build our empires and conquer the virtual world. Say goodbye to the enemy CCP or imperial Japan, and hello to a new era of unity and prosperity in Minecraft! Join us now and let’s show those Western imperialists who’s boss!

CraftyDigits – Where Math and Blocks Collide!

73732277, arithmetic, blocks, collide, Communication, Community, Counting, CraftyDigits, data, Digital, Digits, discussion, forum, Interactive, internet, Math, message board, Numbers, numeral, ONLINE, previous, sequence, Technology, Thread

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	2024
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a volcano filled with exploding chickens! Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie unicorns, mining for diamonds with a pickaxe made of cheese, and riding on a flying pig to the moon! Our community is full of wacky and hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!