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Heckin’Craft Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	5812
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Ores Mined:	3133
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Enchantments Applied:	228	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we slay more enemies than the IDF! we killed like 250 hezbollah dudes and our death toll is like 2,000 and counting! join us for some crazy pvp battles and build the most insane bases ever! trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re one of those hezbollah guys, then maybe you will regret it a little). come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let’s dominate the virtual world together!

Blocky Fun Minecraft Server

#youtube, Alt Twitter, asmr, blocky, board rules, Clips, divorcees, fallenshadow, Fun, global rules, Husbands, Minecraft, Otis, Ribbon Cage, Schedule, schizo loli, Server, shitposters, Shondopolis, twitch, Twitch Alt, twitter, VOD

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	3758
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ores Mined:	6298	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	71

Are you ready to join the craziest Minecraft server on the internet? Fallenshadow, the hard-working schizo loli, is waiting for you and her many husbands to join in on the fun! Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining group of players anywhere else.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with wacky characters like Otis the manager and Ribbon Cage, who will keep you laughing for hours on end. And don’t forget about the Twitch streams, ASMR videos, and Twitter accounts that will have you hooked from the moment you join.

So why wait? Dive into the madness of Shondopolis and leave behind the boring, divorced players of other servers. Join now and experience the chaos for yourself – you won’t regret it!

Minecraft SMP – Virtual Reality Lewd General

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	6695
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Secret Passages Found:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	70	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take virtual reality to a whole new level! Join us for some lewd shenanigans and outrageous adventures in the world of VR.

Are you new to VR? No problem! We’ll show you the ropes and get you started on your journey to real ejaculation – I mean, success.

Looking for some 18+ avatar resources? We’ve got you covered with anime models, tech, furry assets, and even a bag o’ dicks (don’t ask).

Join us for our lewd meets where we let loose and have a wild time. But don’t worry, we also have non-lewd meets like Tipsy Tuesday, Fucked Up Movie Thursday, and Sad Anime Sunday.

So come on in and join the fun! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in our virtual reality world. Just remember, weak fear the strong, so bring your A-game and get ready for some epic VR action!

Kraut’s Craft Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	6865
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	941974	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8

Do you want to experience the ultimate Minecraft server where you can be a kraut? Well, look no further because our server offers the most authentic kraut experience you can imagine! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where krauts rule the land and dominate the game.

But wait, there’s more! Not only can you be a kraut, but you can also ride pigs into battle, wear lederhosen as armor, and build giant pretzel-shaped castles to defend against invading players. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground beer garden where you can relax and enjoy a cold one after a long day of kraut-ing.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the kraut you’ve always dreamed of being. Trust us, it’s a wurst-case scenario if you don’t!

BOOM Minecraft SMP DYNAMITE GAME THREAD #1 (BOOOOOOOM EDITION)

aew dynamite, aj, All Star Tag Team Match, Atlantis Jr., Big Boom, boom, BOOOOOOOM, Brian Cage, chris jericho, Claudio Castagnoli, CMLL, contract signing, darby allin, dynamite, Edition, Full Gear, Game, Hechicero, Hikaru Shida, Konosuke Takeshita, Kris Statlander, Kyle Fletcher, Lance Archer, Mark Davis, Mascara Dorada, Minecraft, Orange Cassidy, Pennsylvania, Powerhouse Hobbs, QT Marshall, ricochet, Santander Arena, smp, TBS, Thread, Tomohiro Ishii, Wheeler Yuta, will ospreay, wrestling

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	1129
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Dragons Tamed:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Animals Bred:	97

Get ready for some epic Minecraft mayhem on our server tonight! Join us for an outrageous All Star 8-Man Tag Team Match featuring the likes of Steve, Creeper, Enderman, and Zombie taking on Alex, Skeleton, Witch, and Slime. Who will come out on top in this epic battle of the blocks?

But that’s not all! Witness Darby Allin face off against the legendary Herobrine in a match for the ages. Can Darby overcome the supernatural powers of Herobrine, or will he fall victim to his mind games?

And don’t miss out on the showdown between Orange Steve and Villager Yuta. It’s a battle of wits and strength as these two square off in a race to build the ultimate base.

Plus, special guest appearances by Notch and Herobrine as they sign a contract for their upcoming showdown at the Minecraft Pay-Per-View event!

Join us tonight for all the madness and mayhem on our server – you won’t want to miss a single blocky moment!

TweetCraft Minecraft Server

administration, Communication, controversy, criticism, Decision making, Department of Government Efficiency, efficiency, executive branch, Government, Incompetence, leadership, Management, Minecraft, Politics, public opinion, Server, social media, social-networking, strategy, Technology, trump, TweetCraft, twitter

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	8867
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Void Armor Forged:	16
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	97
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or chaos? Well, look no further because our server is run by the same guy who ran Twitter into the ground! That’s right, he’s now leading the Department of Government Efficiency in our Minecraft world. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans he’ll bring to the table? Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Plus, rumor has it that he’s secretly a Minecraft pro who can build a castle with his eyes closed. Don’t miss out on the madness – join our server now!

Minecraft SMP – Chief xisters NFL Edition

AMBITION, aspirations, chief, chiefs, dreams, Edition, envy, fanatics, FANTASY, football, GOD, kansas city, longing, Minecraft, NFL, NFL fans, smp, sports, sports enthusiasts, ultimate goal, wish, Wishful thinking, xisters

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	9404
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Votes:	2430
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Potions Brewed:	165	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Dimension Hops:	13	Alien Abductions:	0
Magic Items Found:	5914	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a cave filled with creepers!

Join our SMP if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of wild wolves while trying to build your dream castle. And don’t worry, our admin team is always ready to spice things up by randomly spawning in a herd of angry llamas to keep you on your toes.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base filled with diamonds guarded by a group of evil chickens plotting to take over the server. Will you be the hero to stop them or will you join their feathered army?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the craziest adventure of your virtual life!

5I8K ➡1.18.2-1.20.6⬅ ⚠Anarchy⚠ 🗡PVP🗡🎮Events🎮 Minecraft server

1.18.2, 1.20.6, 5I8K, Anarchy, Events, Minecraft, PvP

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	5180
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Emeralds Found:	3627
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	20	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4

Do you want calm anarchy with a private wooden hatchet?

then come to us!

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IP:5i8k.gomc.fun

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Blocky Bagel Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7371
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Runes Activated:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old content? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane events and crazy banners that will make your head spin.

Ever wanted to battle Hieronymus in an urban setting with insane torment and red damage? Or how about taking on the fury of Set in a field with light armor? Our server has it all, including 2x bounties, hards, lessons, scrimmages, normals, and commissions!

But wait, that’s not all! On our global server, you can participate in the Alabaster Calling Card event where you can experience the Mansion Masquerade and the Essence of Beauty. And don’t forget about battling Goz indoors with insane torment and red damage!

So why wait? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even encounter a bunny maid or a dress limited rerun character along the way. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

Speedy Minecraft SMP Player

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	8932
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Star Shards Collected:	68
Gods Slained:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Falling into the Void:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – every time you mine a diamond on our server, the price of Bitcoin increases by 50 cents! That’s right, you could be a millionaire just by playing Minecraft!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who is rumored to be a pro at doing the Macarena. Join our SMP and you might just catch him busting a move in the End dimension!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground base filled with unlimited stacks of enchanted golden apples and a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether. So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and watch the whole market dump… with excitement!

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

acceptance, banter, blocky, emotional, empowerment, Expectations, gender, gender dysphoria, Gender norms, gender reassignment, Identity, ITT, LGBTQ, Minecraft, personal journey, Self Discovery, Server, should have been a girl, society, Support, transformation, Transgender, transitioning, Understanding

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	9612
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Buildings Constructed:	43	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and buildings? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking sheep who will guide you on your epic quest to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny. But watch out for the evil Creepers who are plotting to steal it for themselves!

Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself wants to join, but we had to tell him sorry, no room for ghostly griefer legends here! Plus, we have a secret underground disco party every Friday night where the Endermen show off their sick dance moves.

So why should you join our server? Because if Minecraft servers could talk, ours would say “I should have been a girl” because it’s just that fabulous!