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Players: | 102/100 | Votes: | 9219 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Wilderness Tamed: | 19 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where winning is so easy that you’ll be slaying dragons with your eyes closed! Our starting staff is so OP that even Chuck Norris would be jealous. Join us and become a DPS monster with the power of Poseidon and Hecate at your fingertips. And don’t even get me started on the Daedalus hammer – double-shot madness, baby!
Omega attacks? More like omega useless! But hey, at least you’ll get a damage buff if your mana meter isn’t full. Who needs omega attacks when you’ve got all this power at your disposal?
Come join us on our server and dominate like never before. Just make sure you’re ready to win every single run – because that’s just how we roll here. See you in the game!