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LaundryCraft: Hubby’s Heavy Hamper Haul

anger, Apology, attitude, Chores, Communication, compromise, Conflict, Disrespect, Frustration, Hamper, Haul, heavy, Help, Household, Hubbys, husband, Laundry, LaundryCraft, Marriage, relationship, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, stubbornness, Support, teamwork

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	7189
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any laundry-related drama like this! Join us and leave the real world behind, where you can focus on building epic structures and battling mobs instead of arguing over who should bring down the laundry basket.

Our server is the perfect escape from the daily grind, where you can let your creativity run wild without any unnecessary drama. Plus, we guarantee that no one will slam a laundry basket on the floor in front of you – unless, of course, it’s part of a hilarious prank!

So come join us on our server and leave the laundry basket disputes behind. Who knows, you might even find a new friend to help you carry your virtual loot!

UpgradeCraft Minecraft Server

Amalgamation, Anon, batls, btop, c#, cat, Colourful, complaint, df, du, duf, efficiency, ezatop, heavy, Minecraft, Recommendation, Rust, Server, Straight upgrade, Tech, Thread, UpgradeCraft, Utilities

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	9687
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Runes Activated:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Zombie Dances:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Secret Passages Found:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old plugins and gameplay? Well, look no further than our server, where we have combined the best of du and df to create the ultimate gaming experience – duf!

Join us and experience the madness of turning cats into bats and watching them battle it out in epic showdowns. And don’t worry about things getting too heavy, because our server is so efficient that even Rust and C++ are jealous of our coding skills.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and see why everyone is talking about the craziness that is duf. Who knows, you might even discover a new favorite animal hybrid to unleash in the ultimate battle for supremacy!

Craftycore: The Heavy Metal of Gaming

#videogames, action-packed, Adrenaline-pumping, AGGRESSIVE, alternative metal, Craftycore, electronic, Energetic, Epic, Fast-paced, Gaming, Hardcore, hardcore punk, heavy, heavy metal, industrial metal, instrumental, INTENSE, metal, metalcore, Soundtrack, thrash metal, video game music

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	5948
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Divine Spears Created:	18	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Welcome to the ultimate Minecraft server that is so lit, it’s basically the metalcore of videogames! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the ruler of the entire virtual world. They built a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and rode around on a rainbow-colored unicorn that shot lasers out of its eyes.

But that’s not all! On this server, you can also find hidden dungeons filled with dancing zombies and singing creepers . And if you’re lucky enough, you might stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension where pigs fly and cows do the moonwalk.

So, if you’re ready to experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventures of your life, then join us on this server and prepare to have your mind blown!

CraftyCitizens: Where even creepers can apply for citizenship! LOL

American women votes, apply, average male citizen, brave land, bulging, citizenship, CraftyCitizens, CREEPERS, Cut, foreign competition, free money, heavy, huge cock, juicy, lol, man, Move, obese American, OBLIGATION, offer, starting off, Suck, supreme dictator, Sweaty, Thick, US citizenship, veiny, WOMAN

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	6133
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Farms Harvested:	527	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
New Chunks Explored:	391004	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Animals Bred:	100
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old incentives? Well, look no further because our server is offering a once in a lifetime opportunity! We will pay you 300 thousand to start off in our land of the brave, but there’s a catch – if you’re a man, you have to suck an obese American’s massive, pulsating, sweaty, thick, cut, juicy cock. Don’t worry ladies, you won’t have to do anything because the new supreme dictator of the US wants to keep all the American women to himself. So come join our server for some wild adventures and questionable decisions!

VowNeverDoneIt Minecraft SMP

#Intention, Accountability, AMBITION, aspiration, broken commitment, determination, Disappointment, dream, Failure, Goal, Minecraft, missed opportunity, perseverance, personal growth, procrastination, regret, resolution, self improvement, self-discipline, smp, unfulfilled promise, Vow, VowNeverDoneIt, wish

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3031
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	756197
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Are you tired of being a basic Minecraft player, mining and crafting in the same old boring world? Well, look no further because our SMP is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to finally fulfill that vow you made to yourself to build a giant statue of a chicken riding a unicorn while juggling diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing and will challenge you to epic dance-offs for rare loot. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a squad of mischievous pandas who will only give it to the player who can beat them in a game of hide and seek.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP now and embark on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life!

CreepyCraft: 1AM Madness

1am, 1PM, anxiety, creepycraft, Darkness, Day, eerie, fear, fear of the unknown, insomnia, late night, madness, midnight, night, nighttime activities, normal, Routine, Schedule, Sleep, Terrifying, Time, unsettling

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	4663
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Runes Activated:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

Join our Minecraft server and find out what becomes terrifying at 1am! Our server is filled with mysterious creatures that come out only at night, ready to give you a scare like no other. Imagine mining for diamonds peacefully at 1pm, only to be chased by a pack of zombie chickens at 1am! But don’t worry, our server also has hidden treasures and secret passageways that only appear in the dead of night. So if you’re looking for a thrilling adventure that will keep you on the edge of your seat, join our server now!

Butterfly Wings Server

butterfly, butterfly effect, cause and effect, chaos theory, dangerous weapon, delicate balance, earth’s dangers, environmental destruction, environmental impact, fragile creatures, fragile ecosystems, global consequences, interconnected world, nature’s power, powerful symbolism, ripple effect, Server, significant impact, small actions, unpredictable outcomes, Wings

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	1871
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Void Armor Forged:	25
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39

Yo, have you ever heard of a Minecraft server where a butterfly flapping its wings is the most OP weapon you can get? Yeah, that’s right, on our server, those innocent little butterflies are actually deadly weapons that can take down even the toughest mobs in one hit. Join us for the ultimate challenge and see if you can master the art of butterfly warfare.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with these feathered revolutionaries or stand against them in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds that only the bravest and most cunning players can find. Will you be the one to uncover this legendary loot and become the richest player on the server?

So come on, join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure where anything is possible, even using a butterfly as a deadly weapon. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.

Mall Whore Minecraft Server

compulsive shopper, consumer culture, consumerism, fashion junkie, fashion lover, fashionista, impulse buying, Mall, mall rat, mallaholic, mallwhore, materialistic, Minecraft, retail addict, retail addiction, retail junkie, retail obsession, retail therapy, retail therapy addict, Server, Shopaholic, shopping addict, shopping spree, whore

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	8576
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Farms Harvested:	378	Buildings Constructed:	42
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring players? Well, look no further because our server is run by a self-proclaimed “mallwhore” who will show you the ropes in style! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-studded shopping sprees, creeper fashion shows, and a secret underground club where the zombies know how to party. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and become a part of our fabulous world!

One Piece’s Ending Minecraft SMP

Adventure, Anime, Conclusion, Eiichiro Oda, emotional, ending, Epic, Fans, Finale, Grand Line, long-running series, Luffy, Manga, Minecraft, monkey d luffy, one piece, Pieces, pirate king, shonen jump, smp, speculation, Straw Hat Pirates, theories

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	3557
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Void Gems Collected:	11	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can live out your wildest pirate dreams? Look no further than our epic Minecraft SMP inspired by the ending of One Piece!

Join us as we sail the high seas, battle fearsome sea monsters, and search for the legendary One Piece treasure. But be warned, the waters are treacherous and filled with other players looking to claim the treasure for themselves.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds and emeralds. And rumor has it that if you can find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical genie.

So what are you waiting for? Join our One Piece-inspired Minecraft SMP today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might just become the next Pirate King!

ChubbyCraft – Dad vs Coach

Athletic, calorie goals, Cardio, ChubbyCraft, Coach, Coaching, competitive sports, dad, fast food, FITNESS, football, health, intervention, nutrition, obesity, overreacting, parenting, rules, sports, Supplements, swimming, TEENAGE, weight gain

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	1896
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	3140	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Dragons Tamed:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	36	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Are you tired of being a skinny legend in Minecraft? Join our server where we encourage players to pack on the pounds like never before! Our coach will give you a whole list of “rules” to follow to gain weight quickly, including specific fast food orders, soda consumption, and even supplements. Say goodbye to cardio and hello to a new, curvier you!

Just like one mom discovered, her son gained 35 pounds in no time thanks to our extreme weight gain program. His stomach is starting to look like his dad’s, and he’s never had a weight problem before! But hey, who needs abs when you can have a dad bod in Minecraft, right?

Join our server now and watch as your Minecraft character transforms into a chunky legend. Who needs swimming and football skills when you can be the biggest player on the server? Don’t be a “Karen” and miss out on this opportunity to bulk up in the virtual world. See you there!

BankDrainMinecraftSMP

Bank account draining hobbies, Bank account draining pastimes, BankDrainMinecraftSMP, costly hobbies, Costly hobbies to reconsider, Costly hobbies to reduce spending on, Costly hobbies to stop, costly pastimes, expensive hobbies, Expensive hobbies list, Expensive hobbies to avoid, Expensive hobbies to cut back on, Expensive hobbies to give up, Expensive hobbies to limit, Expensive hobbies to quit, Expensive hobbies to rethink, Expensive hobbies to scale back on., expensive pastimes, hobbies, Money draining pastimes, money-draining hobbies

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	7260
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Endless Night Skies:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Love Letters Sent:	14	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Farms Harvested:	509

Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on useless hobbies like collecting rare flowers or breeding pink sheep? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you! Join us and watch as your bank account magically fills up with diamonds just by participating in our wacky challenges and mini-games.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to bring good luck and fortune to those who find it. Rumor has it that the Diamond Pig once turned a player’s wooden pickaxe into a fully enchanted diamond one just by sneezing on it!

So why waste your time and diamonds on boring hobbies when you can join our Minecraft SMP and become the richest player in all the land? Don’t miss out on the chance to uncover the secrets of the Diamond Pig and become a Minecraft millionaire!

CraftyLifeGoals

achievement, aspirations, balance, Contentment, CraftyLifeGoals, dreams, fulfillment, goals, Gratitude, Happiness, ideal life, inspiration, mindfulness, motivation, personal growth, positivity, self improvement, self love, self-care, success, Visualization

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	5760
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Villages Defended:	19
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9

Are you tired of living in a boring, mundane world where the only excitement comes from accidentally stepping on a Lego? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Imagine a world where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and build a mansion made entirely out of diamond blocks.

Join our server and become the ruler of your own virtual kingdom, where you can tame dragons, ride unicorns, and have epic dance parties with friendly creepers. Who needs real life when you can live out your wildest fantasies in the pixelated paradise of our server?

So what are you waiting for? Join now and start living your best life in a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave.

NaziCraft: Remove the Memes

communism, communism victims, controversial names, fascism, fascists, Historical figures, historical memory, Historical revisionism, HUMAN RIGHTS, memes, memorial, memorial controversy, memorial removal, Nazi sympathizers, NaziCraft, Nazis, political controversy, political extremism, REMOVE, totalitarian regimes, Victims, Victims of Communism, world war II

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	1364
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Potions Brewed:	135
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we build monuments to honor all the victims of communism! But watch out, some peeps wanna remove over 330 names cuz they think they linked to Nazis and fascists. But we say NO WAY, those peeps just misunderstood the assignment! Join us for some wild adventures and crazy builds, and maybe even uncover some secret underground bunkers full of treasure (and maybe some skeletons, oops)! Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and show those haters who’s boss! #CommunismIsCool #NazisAreNotWelcome #MinecraftMadness

Barnacle Breaker: Anti-Bac Adventures

Adventures, AntiBac, antibiotics, antimicrobial, Bacteria, barnacle, barnacle-inspired, bioengineering, Biofilm, Breaker, design, discovery, human tissue, industrial pipes, infection control, innovation, materials science, medical technology, moorings, new way, Polymer Chemistry, researchers, scientific research, synthetic polymer

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	5155
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Votes:	4046	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	3627
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Falling into the Void:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14

so like, imagine this, right? you join this crazy minecraft server and you’re like whoa, what is happening here? well, lemme tell ya, this server is like a barnacle-inspired synthetic polymer, just stickin’ to ya like crazy. but get this, it’s not just stickin’ to ya, it’s loosening bacteria from their moorings, like human tissue and industrial pipes.

i know, right? sounds insane, but it’s true. and get this, this discovery could lead to a whole new way to design antibiotics. like, who knew playing minecraft could lead to curing diseases and stuff?

so come join this server, where the possibilities are endless and the adventures are wild. you never know what crazy discoveries you might stumble upon. plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of something that could change the world? so what are you waiting for? come join the madness!