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CandyCraftBirthdayBonanza

Birthday, Boy, candy, CandyCraftBirthdayBonanza, cashier, Chocolate, christmas eve, corner store, Figure, gas station, girl, heavy set, japanese candies, JOKE, Kids, Lid, Mother, nasty look, Purse, straw, wrong way

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	7466
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	393	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Potions Brewed:	57	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Divine Spears Created:	24	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Join our Minecraft server and experience the joy of giving like never before! Just like the time I generously paid for a kid’s candy on Christmas Eve, you’ll find yourself in a world full of surprises and kindness. Who knows, maybe you’ll even encounter a grumpy mother who just can’t handle your hilarious jokes about trying to keep your “girl-ish figure” while playing Minecraft. So come on, join us and let’s spread some laughter and fun together!

GymGirlGriefCraft

#workout, back, Explaining, form, Friendly, Girlfriend, gym, GymGirlGriefCraft, heavy set, inappropriate, injury, Interaction, joking around, knees, line, mad, Routine, Spotting, squat, Upset

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	5255
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19
Secret Passages Found:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Divine Spears Created:	20
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Emeralds Found:	3850
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where spotting someone for a heavy set can lead to drama hotter than the Nether! Join us for a workout like no other, where helping someone with their form might just land you in hot water with your significant other.

Experience the thrill of making gym buddies and cracking jokes about squat form, all while risking the wrath of your jealous partner. Who knew that a simple act of kindness could lead to such chaos in the world of Minecraft?

So come on down to our server and see if you can navigate the treacherous waters of gym etiquette and relationship drama. Just remember, in this world, even a friendly spot can lead to a spot of trouble.

QuirkyLoveMinecraftSMP

Abnormal, Boundaries, Communication, compatibility, compromise, Differences, Expectations, Honesty, Individuality, Intimacy, long-term commitment, love, loyalty, normal, personal space, QuirkyLoveMinecraftSMP, relationship, Respect, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	9191
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Magic Items Found:	3853
Towns Built:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
New Chunks Explored:	240746	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10

Are you tired of boring old relationships where people expect you to be all serious and normal? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and experience a whole new level of wackiness and fun!

We have players who think it’s totally normal to ride pigs into battle, build houses out of giant mushrooms, and communicate solely through interpretive dance. If you’re looking for a place where the only rule is to be as weird as possible, then this is the SMP for you!

Join us and discover a world where the sky is made of cheese, the oceans are filled with soda, and the villagers are all secretly aliens plotting to take over the server. Who needs normal relationships when you can have a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary?

AthleticCraft

Aesthetics, athletes, AthleticCraft, athleticism, attractiveness, beauty, best looking, Competition, FITNESS, health, physical agility, physical appearance, physical attractiveness, physical endurance, Physical fitness, physical performance, physical prowess, physical strength, Sport, sports, Sportsmanship

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	2765
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Void Armor Forged:	24	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Forget about basketball players and football stars, the real MVPs are on our Minecraft server! Our players have the most chiseled blocky bodies you’ve ever seen, with abs so sharp they could mine diamonds. Join our server and witness the ultimate showdown of athleticism as our players sprint, jump, and build their way to victory. Who needs the Olympics when you can watch our players compete in epic parkour races and intense PvP battles? So if you want to see some truly beautiful athletes in action, come join our server and prepare to be amazed!

BlockyMonetize Minecraft Server

ad revenue, adsense, Advertising Platform, BlockyMonetize, Digital Marketing, GOOGLE, google services, Impact, internet, Minecraft, monetization, online advertising, online business, online content, online monetization, policy change, Publisher Network, Publishers, Revenue, russia, Server, Shut down, Website

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	6358
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Zombie Dances:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where google adsense shuts down in russia? well u in luck cuz that’s exactly what happens on our server! join now for the most chaotic and unpredictable gameplay experience ever. no more ads means no more distractions, just pure minecraft madness. plus, u never know what other crazy events will happen next. maybe the cows start flying or the zombies break out into a synchronized dance routine. anything is possible on our server. so what are u waiting for? come join the fun and see what wacky adventures await u!

UkraineCraft: 28 Towns Evacuated!

Civilian, Conflict, Crisis, displacement, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, evacuated, evacuation, Evacuees, Government, Humanitarian Aid, international relations, Invasion, Military, Politics, Refugees, russia, SECURITY, Towns, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, War

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3758
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	6867	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Mines Excavated:	3011	Votes:	3901
Elemental Crystals Collected:	35	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where russia and ukraine are battling it out for control of 28 towns! you can be a part of the action and help decide the fate of these virtual towns!

imagine being a russian soldier trying to evacuate 180,000 virtual citizens while ukrainian players are trying to take over the towns! it’s chaos and madness but so much fun!

join now for a chance to be a hero or a villain in this crazy virtual warzone! who will come out on top? find out on our server!

CarbCraze EnduroCraft

CarbCraze, EnduroCraft

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	712
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	318	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	9

HEY U, YEA U! WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER? WE GOT INTENSIVE SHORT-TERM NIGHT-TIME CARBOHYDRATE RESTRICTION AND EXERCISE BEFORE BREAKFAST! YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT! WE GONNA ALTER ENERGY METABOLISM AND PROMOTE ENDURANCE LIKE NEVER BEFORE! U AIN’T NEVER SEEN NOTHIN’ LIKE DIS! SO COME ON AND JOIN DA FUN, WE GONNA MAKE UR MINECRAFT EXPERIENCE WILD AND WACKY! LET’S GET LIT!

GrateHost Demo

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	490
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

This server showcases GrateHost’s hosting capabilities and is designed to handle up to 400 players simultaneously. It operates as a survival server with an expected uptime of 99.9%, running indefinitely unless changes in management or unforeseen circumstances arise. Feel free to use this server like a regular survival SMP, invite friends and enjoy the gameplay together. As the server has the ability to hold 400 players at any given time this allows you in theory invite a small town and play at the same time or to use this server as is for LAN parties if you wish.

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CraftLies

Anarchy, borders, Casino World, cheat-free, Clan, Competition, competitive, CraftLies, Cross-Play, End World, Events, Fun, Item World, MCMMO, Minecraft, Nether world, Netherite scrap, PvP, Raiding, Server, Special items, strategic battles, Survival, Tournaments, unique gaming experience, Vanilla

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	5891
Rating:	4.0 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Crops Grown:	8123
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	85	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Our server offers a completely cheat-free anarchy environment. You can join forces with your friends by establishing your own clan and participate in strategic battles. While the borders of our world expand from -5000 to 5000, the Nether world is limited from -2000 to 2000. There is no Netherite scrap in the Nether world, which increases the difficulty of the game.

We have an Item World where you can buy special items. You can also try your luck in the Casino World and multiply your items. Enjoy the competition with the last remaining events and tournaments held regularly.

The End world is intentionally closed and will not be opened. This helps our server to offer a different and unique gaming experience.

If you’re looking for a competitive and fun Minecraft experience, you’ve come to the right place!

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GayJewCraft Server: Breaking News – Doxing Groypers!

Alt-Right, BREAKING, breaking news, cancel culture, controversy, cyberbullying, DOXING, ethics in journalism, far right, free speech, GayJewCraft, Groypers, internet drama, jew, Jewish community, LGBTQ, literal gay, milo yiainopolous, News, online harassment, online safety, political commentator, Server, social media

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	8469
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	67
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	2831	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further because our server is run by none other than the literal gay jew Milo Yiainopolous! He’s here to dox groypers because they dox other people too or something, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Join our server for a wild ride of chaos, controversy, and crafting. Plus, where else can you say you’ve played Minecraft with Milo Yiainopolous? Join now for a truly unique gaming experience!

“SoulfulSMP” – Minecraft SMP

banned from /v/, banned users, controversial opinions, critical reviews, dark souls iii, Gaming Community, gaming culture, human filth, Minecraft, negative experiences, online forums, Personal preferences, remotely praises, smp, SoulfulSMP, strong opinions, subhuman, subjective opinions, toxic fandom, Unironically, video games, worst games

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	4990
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Star Shards Collected:	299	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Holy Grails Found:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8317	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Are you tired of being banned from online forums for speaking your mind? Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where you can unleash your inner chaos without fear of being judged? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all the rebels, troublemakers, and meme lords out there!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, build ridiculous structures that defy all laws of physics, and embark on quests that will leave you questioning your sanity. Plus, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom that grants you the power to turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let your inner troll run wild. Just remember, if you don’t like it, you’re probably just a boring, normal human being.

BoyfriendNightmareUltimatum

#announcement, anxiety, avoidance, Boundaries, BoyfriendNightmareUltimatum, Communication, compromise, Conflict, decision, facebook, family, miscarriage, mother-in-law, Nightmare, parenting, Pregnancy, relationship, resolution, RESPONSIBILITY, Support, Ultimatum

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	8768
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Mines Excavated:	4173
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	17

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than your mother-in-law? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of block-building fun and adventure!

We promise that our server is a safe space where you can escape from the craziness of real life. No overbearing mother-in-laws allowed! Plus, our community is filled with supportive players who will have your back, no matter what ultimatums you give your partner.

So come join us and build your dream world without any interference from meddling family members. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find some new friends who understand the struggle of dealing with in-laws from hell.