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Players: | 92/600 | Votes: | 5783 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 27 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 8 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Dragons Tamed: | 4 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 30 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 |
WE’VE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND DIAMONDS THAT TALK TO YOU IN A FANCY BRITISH ACCENT! PLUS, OUR MODS ARE LIKE SUPERHEROES, BUT WITH MORE SPANDEX AND LESS CAPE!
SO WHY SHOULD YOU JOIN THIS SERVER, YOU ASK? BECAUSE WHERE ELSE CAN YOU RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE AGAINST A GIANT CHICKEN BOSS NAMED CLUCKINGTON? WHERE ELSE CAN YOU BUILD A CASTLE MADE ENTIRELY OF CHEESE, ONLY TO HAVE IT ATTACKED BY A HORDE OF ZOMBIE COWS?
JOIN US TODAY AND EXPERIENCE THE MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO INSANE, IT’LL MAKE YOUR BRAIN DO A BACKFLIP! (DISCLAIMER: WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY BRAIN DAMAGE CAUSED BY SAID BACKFLIP)