Our server is a judgment-free zone where you can mine, build, and explore without worrying about being called an asshole for not disclosing your partial penectomy. Plus, we have a strict no hand-wandering policy, so you can rest assured that your medical history will remain private until you’re ready to share.
So come join us and escape the harsh feedback and stern comments of the dating world. Let’s build a world where everyone is accepted, no matter what’s missing. Who needs a full set of body parts when you have a diamond pickaxe and a creeper-proof shelter? Join us now and let’s mine our way to happiness together!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to give you a hug. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground base filled with diamond-studded llamas. Trust us, you won’t find that in any other SMP.
So if you’re ready to escape the monotony of real life and dive into a world of chaos, adventure, and questionable llama fashion choices, join our Minecraft SMP today!
Join us and show off your zombie-slaying skills as you navigate through our custom-built apocalyptic world filled with abandoned cities, secret bunkers, and of course, tons of brain-hungry zombies.
But that’s not all! We also have special events where you can compete in zombie-killing competitions and win epic loot like enchanted armor and weapons. So grab your sword, sharpen your survival skills, and join us for the ultimate zombie apocalypse experience!
we also have a special event where players can participate in ‘sex-normalising’ surgeries on intersex villagers! help distressed parents make their child look like a specific sex by performing surgeries without consent! it’s totally inappropriate and totally hilarious!
so come join us for a wild ride of chaos and laughter on our server! but remember, always ask for consent before performing surgery on potatoes!
| Server Name | Brickband SMP |
|---|---|
| Server Type | Survival Multiplayer |
| Server Theme | Medieval |
| Contact | Discord: flimsyflops #0485 |
To apply, add the server owner on Discord at flimsyflops #0485.
The goal is to create a huge medieval style world similar to Hermitcraft, focusing on building and community interaction.
PvP is generally discouraged, but some players may choose to engage in consensual PvP activities.
Yes, there are rules in place to ensure a positive and fair gaming experience for all players. These rules will be provided upon joining the server.
No, griefing is strictly prohibited and will result in immediate removal from the server.
Certain mods or items may be restricted to maintain the integrity of the server. A list of banned items and mods will be provided upon joining.
As of now, there are no plans for server resets or wipes. The focus is on building a long-term world for players to enjoy.
Yes, the server may host events and competitions periodically to engage players and foster community interaction.
Yes, players are encouraged to invite friends to join the server, as long as they follow the server rules and guidelines.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of talking cows who are experts in cheese-making. They will teach you how to craft the most delicious cheese in all of Minecraft, guaranteed to make your pizzas extra cheesy and irresistible.
And if you’re feeling adventurous, embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Pineapple, rumored to grant whoever finds it unlimited pizza-making powers. Will you be the one to uncover this cheesy treasure?
So come join our wacky and delicious Minecraft server, where the pizzas are hot, the cheese is gooey, and the adventures are endless!
Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop fun. Our community is filled with players who are as dedicated to the game as a diamond miner in a cave.
But wait, there’s more! We have secret hidden treasures scattered throughout the map, just waiting for you to discover. Rumor has it that one lucky player found a chest filled with enchanted golden apples and stacks of diamonds!
So why should you join our server? Because where else can you ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombies while wearing a suit made entirely of leather armor? Trust us, it’s an experience you won’t want to miss.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Just make sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers, they’re always up to no good.
Imagine a world where every block you place is met with cheers and applause, where even the simplest redstone contraption is hailed as a stroke of genius. No more eye rolls or sarcastic comments about your pixelated creations – only love and support from your fellow players.
Join now and experience a virtual paradise where your building skills are celebrated and your creativity knows no bounds. Build that strip light under your bed without fear of criticism, because on our server, you’re a Minecraft mastermind worthy of admiration.
Don’t let the negativity of real life bring you down – escape to our server and bask in the glory of your epic builds. Who needs a grumpy wife when you have a whole community of Minecraft enthusiasts cheering you on? Join today and leave the haters behind!
Our server is the perfect place for those who want to practice their strategic thinking skills, because let’s be real, if you can’t handle laundry sorting, how will you survive in the world of Minecraft?
Join us for a chance to defend yourself against accusations of ruining someone’s favorite undies with a red sweater. Who knew virtual laundry could be so dramatic?
And don’t worry, our server is equipped with a fully functional toilet flush system, just in case you need to take a break from all the laundry chaos. So come on in and prove to the world that you can handle the pressure of Minecraft laundry etiquette!