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BagceptionCraft

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	5539
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

yo, u gotta join this minecraft server, cuz it’s like those double bagged trader joe’s bags, but on steroids, bro. our server is 10,000x stronger than any other server out there. like, seriously, our pixels are so buff, they could bench press a whole stack of diamond blocks.

we got crazy stories, man. like, one time, a creeper tried to blow up our spawn point, but our admin swooped in and drop-kicked that green boi into the next dimension. it was epic, dude.

and don’t even get me started on our mini-games. we got spleef tournaments where the winner gets a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot. trust me, you wanna be the one to claim that title.

so, what are you waiting for? come join the madness, the mayhem, the absolute chaos that is our minecraft server. double bagged trader joe’s bag handles ain’t got nothin’ on us.

ScoopCraftIceCream

Carton, dessert, Dining, dishware, Durable, eating utensils, firm, frozen treat, heavy duty, ice cream, indulgence, kitchen utensils, kitchenware, long handle, Metal spoons, scoop, ScoopCraftIceCream, silverware, solid, stainless steel, Utensil

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	452
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where metal spoons turn into ice cream scoopers! imagine the chaos as you try to mine with a spoon only to have it turn into a delicious treat! it’s a wild ride of confusion and dessert cravings. plus, our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop out diamonds and rainbows. who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?! join now and experience the insanity for yourself!

CyberTruckToss – Ultimate Minecraft Madness

action scenes, Cybertrucks, CyberTruckToss, Durability, electric vehicles, futuristic, heavy duty, high performance, innovation, madness, Minecraft, monster movies, Monsters, movie props, optimal vehicle, strength, superhero movies, Superheroes, Technology, Thrown, Transportation, Ultimate, vehicle capabilities, vehicle design

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	5608
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Void Armor Forged:	17
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

yo, u ever seen a cybertruck get tossed by a superhero or monster? well, u can on our server! join now for the ultimate showdown of epic proportions. watch as cybertrucks fly through the air like rockets, smashing into buildings and causing chaos. it’s a sight you won’t wanna miss, so hop on board and join the fun. plus, we have a secret underground lair where u can hang out with all the coolest players and plan your next move. don’t miss out on the action, join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server around!

Burgers Are U Okey? Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	1888
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	13	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Void Armor Forged:	29

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and hilarious shenanigans. Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle while wearing a diamond helmet shaped like a cheeseburger? Well, now you can!

Our server is home to the legendary Burger King, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of the best burger recipes. Rumor has it that if you can impress him with your culinary skills, he will grant you access to his secret stash of enchanted golden apples.

But beware, there are also rumors of a group of mischievous players known as the Semite Criminals who will stop at nothing to steal your diamonds and prank you with explosive chickens. Can you outsmart them and become the ultimate Minecraft champion?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Remember, on this server, anything is possible – even riding a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of rainbow wool. See you in the game, burger lovers!

Snooker – UK Minecraft SMP Championship

Barry Hawkins, bbc online, Championship, Jack Lisowski, Judd Trump, Kyren Wilson, Mark Allen, Michael Holt, Minecraft, QUARTER-FINALS, Results, Schedule, Scottish Open, Shaun Murphy, Shoot-Out, smp, Snooker, Stream, twitch streams, UK Championship, Upcoming Events, Zhang Anda

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	6132
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Holy Grails Found:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Alright, listen up ya Minecraft maniacs! It’s Quarter-Finals day at the Barb’ in York on our server! We got Barry “Block Breaker” Hawkins facing off against Shaun “Creeper Slayer” Murphy in a bo11 showdown. And don’t miss Judd “Redstone Wizard” Trump taking on Zhang “Ender Dragon Tamer” Anda later on!

But wait, there’s more! Mark “Diamond Miner” Allen is going head to head with Jack “Lava Jumper” Lisowski, while Kyren “Potion Master” Wilson battles it out with Michael “Zombie Hunter” Holt. It’s gonna be a showdown of epic proportions!

Join our server for all the Minecraft madness and mayhem you can handle. We’ve got more twists and turns than a Nether fortress, and more laughs than a pig riding a minecart. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and get ready for the craziest Minecraft SMP experience of your life!

Results and schedule are posted on our website, but who needs that when you can watch the action live on BBC Online or one of our many unofficial Twitch streams. And don’t forget to mark your calendars for the Shoot-Out and Scottish Open events coming up. It’s gonna be a blast, so don’t miss out!

Starry Rails Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	5628
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as the mobs in the game? Look no further! Our server is so epic, it’s like riding a pig off a cliff into a pool of lava – exhilarating and slightly dangerous!

Join us for the craziest adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. We’ve got more twists and turns than a maze made of redstone circuits. And our community is as vibrant as a field of blooming flowers in a Minecraft meadow.

But that’s not all! Our server is so legendary, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. We’ve got more surprises than a chest full of diamonds, and more fun than a creeper at a fireworks show.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the insanity begin! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your diamond sword – you’re gonna need both!

Meme Harold on SOL Minecraft SMP

digital humor, funny, harold, humor, Indian, internet culture, internet phenomenon, meme, meme character, Meme culture, meme template, Minecraft, online sensation, Popular, reaction image, smp, social media, SOL, thumb, trending, viral meme

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3044
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Dimension Hops:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Zombie Dances:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a rare diamond? Well, look no further because our server is full of wild adventures and crazy antics that will keep you on your toes!

Join us and you’ll witness the legendary tale of the Indian in the Thumb. Legend has it that deep within the server, there is a mystical Indian warrior who guards a giant thumb made entirely of emerald blocks. Some say he’s there to protect it from griefers, while others believe he’s just really into thumbs. Either way, it’s a sight you won’t want to miss!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and ignore the Indian in the thumb for a wild ride you’ll never forget!

MystiCraft survival server Minecraft

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	2084
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	413
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

This is the best survival server with friends!

MystiCraftsurvival.aternos.me

Anti-Social Minecraft Server

antisocial, Communication Issues, emotional boundaries, interpersonal relationships, Introvert, Minecraft, personal space, Server, social anxiety, social awkwardness, social boundaries, social detachment, social discomfort, social distancing, social dynamics, social exhaustion, social expectations, social fatigue, social interactions, social isolation, Social Skills, social withdrawal

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	2876
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Ores Mined:	5637
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where socializing is a breeze… for a short while! Join us if you enjoy making friends quickly and then ghosting them just as fast. Our community is perfect for those who thrive on short-lived connections and love the thrill of leaving people hanging.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, we have a special feature called the “Attachment Meter” where you can track how attached people are getting to you before you inevitably disappear. It’s like a game within a game!

So, if you’re looking for a server where you can make fleeting friendships and then disappear into the virtual abyss, look no further. Join us now and experience the thrill of being the ultimate social butterfly… for a limited time only!

Signs 2002 Minecraft SMP

2002, alien invasion, childhood fears, crop circles, extraterrestrial beings, family drama, fear of aliens, fear of the unknown, Joaquin Phoenix, M.Night Shyamalan, Mel Gibson, Minecraft, mysterious signs, paranormal activity, psychological thriller, sci-fi horror, signs, smp, Suspense, suspenseful plot twists, Thriller, x files

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	575
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Crops Grown:	7610	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Potions Brewed:	98	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only aliens you’ll encounter are the ones we’ve tamed and put to work mining diamonds for us! Don’t worry, they’re friendly…mostly.

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles against giant creepers, secret treasure hunts in haunted mansions, and a never-ending supply of cake (seriously, we have a cake factory run by llamas).

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself lurks in the shadows, waiting to challenge unsuspecting players to a dance-off. Will you be the one to defeat him and claim the title of Dance King?

So if you’re ready to embark on a journey full of laughter, danger, and questionable llama fashion choices, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism…those aliens can be sneaky.

Horie Ao’s Fun Minecraft Server

AOS, Fun, Horie, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	6986
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	16

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter, Horie Ao! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft building. They may spit at you occasionally, but it’s all in good fun.

2. We have a secret underground lair where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches. The catch? You have to wear a chicken suit while fighting. Trust us, it’s a clucking good time.

3. Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature that roams the land dropping diamonds wherever it goes. Catch it if you can, but be warned, it’s faster than a speeding minecart.

4. Want to ride a unicorn in Minecraft? Look no further than Horie Ao! Our server is home to a magical stable where players can tame and ride their very own unicorn. Just watch out for the rainbow poop.

So what are you waiting for? Join Horie Ao today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

SymphoGears Nanoha Minecraft SMP

Anime, Anime Community, Anime discussion, anime fandom, anime fans, Anime news, anime rumors, Anime Series, anime updates, fan theories, long-awaited anime adaptations, Magical Girl, Minecraft, Nanoha, Nanoha movie, Project, Sequel, smp, speculation, spin-off, Symphogear, Symphogear season 5, SymphoGears

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	2819
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Dragon Eggs Found:	7366	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	77
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Dimension Hops:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky, wild, and totally off-the-wall Minecraft SMP where anything goes!

Picture this: you log on and are greeted by a giant talking llama who challenges you to a dance-off. If you win, you get a diamond block. If you lose, you have to wear a chicken suit for a week. Sound like fun? That’s just the beginning!

Our server is home to the legendary Symphogears and Nanoha projects, where players can battle it out in epic showdowns using magical girl powers and giant mechs. Trust us, you’ve never seen PvP like this before!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco club where players can show off their best dance moves and win prizes. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots somewhere on the server. Will you be the one to find it?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our crazy Minecraft SMP and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

4chan, Anonymity, banter, blocky, cyberbullying, Digital culture, fuck off, Hate Speech, internet culture, internet memes, internet trolls, Minecraft, online behavior, online communities, online culture, online forums, online harassment, online hate, online toxicity, Server, social media, toxic communities, trolling

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8828
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Emeralds Found:	9837
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Are you tired of getting trolled on 4chan? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only trolling you’ll experience is when someone tries to steal your diamonds! Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. We’ve got pigs that fly, creepers that do the cha-cha, and villagers that break out into spontaneous dance parties. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you three wishes (as long as one of them is for more diamonds). So say goodbye to 4chan and hello to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!