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Crafty Genshin – Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank unsuspecting players. You never know what kind of shenanigans they’ll pull next!

2. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. Trust me, you’ve never seen creepers bust a move like this before.

3. Our server is home to the legendary Rainbow Sheep, who roams the land spreading joy and glitter wherever it goes. Join us and bask in its rainbow glory!

4. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear buried deep within the server. Will you be the one to uncover its riches?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected…

Most Holo Fans Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of missing out on all the epic vtuber content because you’re too busy grinding in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because our SMP server is the perfect solution! Join us and never miss a single hololive stream again – we have a secret portal that connects directly to their virtual world! Plus, rumor has it that if you beat the Ender Dragon while watching a vtuber stream, you’ll unlock a special dance emote in-game. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become the ultimate holofan!

PerfumePillage Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that smells as sweet as my perfume collection? Look no further! Our server is filled with scentsational adventures and fragrant fun!

Join us and experience the thrill of exploring our virtual world, where you can trade perfumes with other players, create your own signature scent, and even battle enemies with the power of a well-timed spritz!

But beware of sneaky teenagers like my niece, who may try to steal your precious potions and sell them to their friends. Don’t worry, though – we have a strict no-thievery policy and will ban anyone caught trying to pull a perfume heist!

So come join us on our server and let your senses be delighted by the aromatic wonders that await. Just remember, no stealing scents or you’ll end up like my niece – banned for life!

TPWars: SisVsSisCostco

SisVsSisCostco, TPWars

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the true spirit of teamwork and resource sharing! Just like my sister who refuses to get her own Costco membership, you can rely on your fellow players to help you stock up on essentials like TP in case of a natural disaster (or a creeper invasion)!

Join us and experience the thrill of coordinating with your virtual neighbors to secure the most coveted resources, all while navigating the treacherous landscape of Minecraft. Who needs three cars when you can travel by minecart and teleportation pads?

So come on, don’t be like my sister – join our server and let’s build a community where we all pitch in for the greater good (and maybe sneak in a few pranks along the way)!

BookWormSMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a community of players who will have you laughing until you cry.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond their wildest dreams. But beware, for the base was guarded by a pack of vicious wolves who only listened to Justin Bieber songs. Will you be brave enough to face the wolves and claim the treasure for yourself?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens so powerful that even the Ender Dragon bows down to them. Will you join forces with the Chicken King and rule the server with an iron fist (or should I say, a feathered wing)?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server!

NoTalentRichFame

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Join our Minecraft server if you want to hang out with the one and only Potato McMoneybags! He may be famous and rich, but let’s be real, he has zero talent. Just like our server! But hey, who needs talent when you have a bunch of crazy players building giant toilet statues and racing pigs through obstacle courses? Trust us, you won’t find a more absurd and hilarious server out there. Plus, rumor has it that Potato McMoneybags will personally come and challenge you to a dance-off if you join. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness!

HezbollahHQ Minecraft Server

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Yo, dis server be lit like a firework on da 4th of July! We be blowin’ up Hezbollah’s main HQ in Southern Beirut like it’s nobody’s business. Join us for some explosive fun and chaos in da virtual world of Minecraft. We be causin’ mayhem and destruction like there’s no tomorrow. So come on and join us if you ain’t scared of a little bit of danger and excitement. Let’s show dem haters what we’re made of! #minecraftmadness #virtualvandalism #explosiveexcitement

CraftyNYC: Zelensky vs Trump vs Putin

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so, liek, this minecraft server is, liek, the bomb diggity, yo. u gotta join cuz, liek, zelensky and trump are totally playing on it together. they’re, liek, bffs in the game and they’re all, “putin can’t win” and stuff. it’s, liek, a total showdown, bro. u gotta be there to witness the epicness. plus, there’s, liek, a secret underground base where they hide all their diamonds and stuff. it’s, liek, the ultimate treasure hunt, dude. u don’t wanna miss out on all the fun and craziness, so join now and be part of the action. trust me, it’s gonna be, liek, totally awesome.

Measles Vax Forever Land

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Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join a lit Minecraft server that’s so dope, even the measles are scared to come near it? Our server is like that MMR vaccine, protecting you for life from boring gameplay!

Come join us and experience the thrill of building your own world, battling epic mobs, and making friends with fellow gamers who are as cool as ice. Plus, our server is so safe and secure, even creepers are like, “nah, I’m good, bro.”

So what are you waiting for? Jump on this Minecraft server train and let’s ride into the sunset of epic adventures and endless fun! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Measles who? We don’t know her.

MelioSMP: The server where getting pranked by your friends is just part of the game!

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Melios SMP Overview

Features
No teleportation or warps
No land claiming system
Vanilla experience
Custom world generator
Diamond-based economy
World from March 2024
Events

Our philosophy is simple: keep the core experience vanilla, and keep our server centered around the community. We’re currently open to new players joining our small community. Whether you’re a builder, technical player, explorer, or a mix of every Minecraft playstyle, you’re welcome here!

Interested? Apply through our Discord or visit our website meliosmp.com.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can apply through our Discord server or visit our website for more information.
Are there any plugins or mods on the server?	No, we aim to provide a vanilla experience without any additional plugins or mods.
Is griefing allowed?	No, we operate on a trust system and encourage a friendly and respectful community.
Can I contribute to the server events?	Absolutely! We welcome player input and ideas for in-game events.

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Enchantments Applied:	61
Towns Built:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Dimension Hops:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Enchantments Applied:	215	Holy Grails Found:	1

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Animals Bred:	89	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	14	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	21

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Mines Excavated:	2011
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2900
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	327

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Animals Bred:	13
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Potions Brewed:	187	Farms Harvested:	479
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Runes Activated:	1

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Falling into the Void:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Divine Spears Created:	18
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Alien Abductions:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

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Melios SMP Overview

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions