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YapCraft Minecraft Server

ai, aspirations, career goals, communism, communist phase, EMBARRASSMENT, finance, finance bro, Friends, Girlfriend, insult, law, Lawyer, Lectures, Minecraft, physics BA, professional calculator, professional yapper, relationship, Server, socialism, Talking, YapCraft

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	8201
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Dragons Tamed:	6

Are you tired of listening to lectures that make you question your own existence? Do you want to escape the never-ending speeches about socialism and communism? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and leave behind the days of being compared to a calculator by your girlfriend.

On our server, you can build your own world where talking is optional and the only lectures you’ll hear are from the friendly villagers (who surprisingly know a lot about physics and finance). Say goodbye to the days of being called an asshole for making harmless jokes and hello to a community where everyone appreciates a good sense of humor.

So why wait? Join our server now and let your creativity run wild without the fear of being lectured for hours on end. Who knows, you might even find a new girlfriend who prefers building castles over giving speeches!

CraftyGF4Lyfe

abandonment, abandonment counseling, abandonment healing, abandonment issues, abandonment recovery, abandonment recovery process, abandonment therapy, abandonment trauma, Communication, CraftyGF4Lyfe, emotional, Empathy, family, overreaction, partner, relationships, single parent, Support, Understanding, upbringing, VALUES

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	1944
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crops Grown:	1573	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	135	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride of emotions and crazy stories! Just like the time I found out my girlfriend was defending my long-lost mother who abandoned me when I was 2 years old. Who needs therapy when you can join our server and experience all the drama firsthand?

We have griefers, builders, and even some players with mysterious pasts just waiting to be uncovered. Who knows, maybe you’ll find out your in-game dad has a secret life too! So come on, join our server and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs a stable relationship when you can have a Minecraft server full of surprises?

CrazyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	6103
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	200	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	43
Gods Slained:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Magic Items Found:	3275	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real chaos happens! Join us if you want to witness players building giant statues of their partners made entirely out of dirt blocks, only to have them destroyed in a fiery explosion of TNT because they forgot to say “I love you” in chat. It’s a wild ride of love, betrayal, and pixelated drama that you won’t find anywhere else. So why wait? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

CarelessCraft

Apathy, CarelessCraft, disinterest, Disregard, disregard for, indifference, indifference to, indifference towards, insignificance, lack of concern, lack of importance, lack of interest, lack of involvement, neglect, nonchalance, not caring, triviality, unconcern, unimportance

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	9538
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Join our Minecraft server if you couldn’t care less about basic survival skills! We’ve got a world where gravity doesn’t exist, so you can build your house floating in the sky like a majestic unicorn. Plus, our community is filled with players who have mastered the art of communicating solely through interpretive dance. Who needs words when you can express yourself through the power of the Macarena? So come join us and leave all your cares about normalcy at the door – on our server, the only thing that matters is having a good time!

GreenLibsTumbleCraft

campaign strategies, center-left, center-right, Democracy, election results, environmental issues, EU elections, european parliament, european politics, european union, GreenLibsTumbleCraft, greens, Liberals, political landscape, political parties, Politics, Progressive Politics, Projection, Projections, tumbling, Voting

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	3515
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Love Letters Sent:	9	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

are you tired of boring old politics? come join our minecraft server where the greens and liberals are tumbling like a bunch of noobs falling off a cliff! we have epic battles, crazy builds, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination. join us and be part of the madness, because who needs politics when you can have llamas? come join now before the llamas take over the world!

HairCraftGlobeTrotters

different hair types, diverse hair, Diversity, Global, global beauty, global hair, hair around the world, hair distribution, hair diversity, hair patterns, hair textures, hair types, hair variety, HairCraftGlobeTrotters, Hairs, International, multicultural, spread out, varied hair, world, worldwide

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	1404
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Votes:	7153

come join our minecraft server where the grass is neon pink and the pigs wear sunglasses. we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers drop sick beats. our diamonds are so shiny, they blind the ender dragon.

we have a pet chicken named cluckington who gives out free hugs to all new players. our trees grow candy instead of leaves and our oceans are made of liquid gold.

if you join our server, you will be blessed by the minecraft gods with unlimited diamonds and a pet unicorn that farts rainbows. our villagers are all professional dancers and our nether portal leads to a dimension filled with talking potatoes.

so come on down to our wacky world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of sanity). join us and become part of the most epic adventure of your minecraft life. our hairs must be quite spread out around the world, so why not join the fun?

Tiny Town Toxic Factions – The Noobiest Factions Server Ever!

Chat, Crates, Custom Enchants, Custom Items, Discord, Envoys, Factions, IP- toxic-network.com, MCMMO, Mods, new season, Nice, Noobiest, Open to new plugins, Outpost, OWNER, Plug-in Suggestions, Raiding, Repaid Signs, Server, Small Community, Small community non op factions server, Tiny, TOWN, TOXIC

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7653
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Features
Custom Enchants
Envoys
Outpost
MCMMO
Repaid Signs
RAIDING
Crates
Custom Items
Plug-in Suggestions

Small community nice Non-op factions server come join! New season just started, season 1. Come join us the owner and mods are great! They talk in chat and in discord. Open to new plug-ins. Everything you would want in a small community non op factions server! IP- toxic-network.com

FAQ

What are the custom enchants available on the server?

Some of the custom enchants include [insert custom enchants here].

Can I suggest new plugins for the server?

Yes, the server is open to new plugin suggestions.

How can I join the server?

You can join the server by using the IP toxic-network.com in your Minecraft client.

VoteCraft Server

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	7788
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Buildings Constructed:	21
Divine Spears Created:	17	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further! Join our server and you’ll be transported to a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers wear top hats.

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with stacks of emeralds.

Oh, did I mention that our server has a petting zoo filled with baby zombies riding on the backs of chickens? It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. And remember, I voted.

Workout Eats Minecraft Server

#workout, calorie tracker, diet app, Eats, exercise app, exercise recommendations, fitness app, fitness goals, fitness tracker, food tracking, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, meal planning, meal prep, meal suggestions, Minecraft, muscle gain, nutrition app, personalized nutrition, Server, weight loss, workout app, workout nutrition, workout planner

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	4352
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Votes:	1334
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	5

Are you tired of boring old food apps telling you to eat healthy? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has the ultimate solution for all your dietary needs! Join us and we’ll give you personalized food recommendations based on your in-game activities. Mine a lot of diamonds? Time for a steak dinner! Killed a bunch of creepers? Carb-load with some delicious bread! Trust us, our food app is so advanced, it can even tell you what to eat to work out in the game. So come join us and let your taste buds go on a wild adventure!

DriveOrDie Minecraft Server

apprenticeship, Argument, Breakup, camera flash, consequences, construction site management, court date, DriveOrDie, driving license, Future, job loss, lying.., Minecraft, moral dilemma, mutual friends, Points, relationships, road rules, sacrifice, self-centered, Server, Speeding, UK LAW

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	1942
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Farms Harvested:	245
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns just like this crazy story!

Imagine a world where speeding tickets can lead to relationship drama, job loss, and betrayal. On our server, anything is possible! Who knew a simple traffic violation could cause so much chaos?

Join now and experience the thrill of navigating through alternating speed limits while chatting with your friends. Will you risk it all to save your partner from getting banned, or will you stand your ground and face the consequences?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to create your own outrageous stories on our server. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this? Join today and let the madness begin!