heavily intoxicated Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

TipsyPixels Server

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	6402
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	40	Potions Brewed:	139
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have the most advanced technology that can detect if you’re a drunk driver just by looking at your face! we classify three levels of alcohol consumption – sober, slightly intoxicated, and heavily intoxicated – with a whopping 75% accuracy rate. join now and see if you can fool our high-tech cameras with your best poker face! who knew minecraft could save lives and prevent drunk driving, amirite? come be a part of something revolutionary and ridiculous at the same time. let’s get drunk on fun and games, not alcohol!

Devil May Craft Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	4390
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Towns Built:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a volcano filled with exploding chickens!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly group of talking llamas who will guide you through our wacky world. Want to mine diamonds? Sure, but watch out for the dancing creepers who will try to steal them from you!

Oh, and did we mention that our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie? Yeah, it’s wild.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a flying pig while battling a horde of evil bunnies? Exactly. Join now and let the madness begin!

NWA beat Dynamite in the ratings Minecraft SMP

Audience, beat, cable TV, Competition, dynamite, Entertainment, media battle, Minecraft, NWA, professional wrestling, Ratings, Rivalry, showdown, smp, sports, success, television, television industry, television ratings, Victory, viewership, wrestling, wrestling fans

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	6250
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Crops Grown:	1725	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! We’ve got explosive battles, crazy adventures, and even a rivalry between NWA and Dynamite that puts all other server drama to shame. Join us if you’re ready to experience the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

HairHavocCraft

beauty standards, breast cancer awareness, cancer awareness, Charity, hair donation, hair donation obligation, HairHavocCraft, Insecurity, Long hair, personal choice, school pressure, self esteem, self-care, Self-expression, skipping school, social pressure, teacher conflict, thin hair, Vanity, voluminous hair, wavy hair

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	8726
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Star Shards Collected:	69
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and join a community of blocky fun! Are you tired of people begging you to donate your virtual hair to charity? Well, on our server, you can keep your pixelated locks as long as you want without any pressure!

Imagine a world where your therapist isn’t trying to convince you to chop off your Minecraft character’s hair for a good cause. No more social pressure from virtual teachers and classmates demanding you make a donation in the name of everyone because your virtual hair is just too fabulous to cut!

On our server, you can build a basement hideout and never have to face the guilt-tripping teacher who keeps pushing you to donate your virtual hair. Skip school in the game without any consequences and come back on November 1st to a stress-free virtual world.

Join our server and escape the madness of pink October in the real world. Keep your virtual hair long and luscious, and never worry about anyone forcing you to donate it for a cause you’re not ready for. Let’s build, mine, and laugh together in a world where your virtual locks are safe from charity demands!

ForeignFoodie Minecraft SMP

culinary delights, cultural cuisine, delicious dishes, ethnic foods, exotic cuisine, exotic eats, favorite meals, favourite food, flavorful meals, foreign cuisine, Foreign delicacies, ForeignFoodie, global flavors, gourmet food, international dishes, international flavors, Minecraft, non-American cuisine, non-American dishes, smp, tasty treats, traditional recipes, world cuisine

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	846
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Crops Grown:	7969
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Divine Scrolls Written:	13

Are you tired of boring old American cuisine in Minecraft? Join our SMP and feast on a buffet of international delicacies! From sushi to curry to kangaroo steaks, we’ve got it all! And don’t even get us started on our secret recipe for Creeper Crepes – they’ll blow your mind (and maybe your base)! So come join us for a culinary adventure like no other, and expand your taste buds in ways you never thought possible!

NoCamGymBan

#workout, controversial, Exercise, Filming, FITNESS, gym culture, gym etiquette, gym membership, gym policies, gym rules, Gyms, health, NoCamGymBan, Opinions, personal space, privacy, recording, restrictions, social media, Technology, trends

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	503
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5

Are you tired of getting kicked out of gyms for trying to film your epic workout fails? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we encourage all the filming you want! That’s right, you can document every embarrassing moment as you try to build your dream castle or battle creepers in the wild. Plus, we have a special “No Judgement Zone” where you can show off your pixelated muscles without fear of being kicked out. So come join us and let your inner gym rat run wild in the virtual world!

RedLineCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	1894
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

so, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, just like Hezbollah chief sayin’ Israel crossed all red lines, we be crossin’ all dem red lines too, but in Minecraft! join us cuz we got crazier attacks than Israel, we be blowin’ up dem creepers like nobody’s business. come join us and be part of the most epic battles in Minecraft history, we be makin’ history every day on this server. plus, we got free diamond armor for all new players, cuz we ballin’ like that. so what you waitin’ for? come join us and let’s show dem creepers who’s boss!

Redstone Revolution

CASUALTIES, casualties in war, Conflict, Dead, Meat Grinder, Military, Redstone, revolution, russia, Russia’s casualties, Russia’s military, Russia’s war, Russian casualties, Russian conflict, Russian volunteers, Russian war dead, volunteer casualties, Volunteers, War, war casualties, war volunteers

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	6382
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Void Armor Forged:	14
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10

Yo, have you heard of this epic Minecraft server? It’s like Russia’s war dead, but instead of facing a ‘meat grinder’, you’ll be facing epic mobs and challenges! With over 70,000 players already on board, you know it’s gonna be lit!

Join us and become a Minecraft warrior, battling through insane dungeons and conquering epic bosses. Trust me, the adrenaline rush is gonna be better than any war zone!

Plus, we have the craziest PvP battles you’ll ever experience. It’s like a battlefield out there, but with pixelated swords and armor. Who needs real wars when you can have virtual ones, am I right?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a legend in the Minecraft world. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next Minecraft war hero!

Crafty Gut-Brain Connection: Minecraft Madness

brain axis, brain health, Connection, Crafty, depression, Gut, gut health, gut-brain connection, GutBrain, holistic health, literature review, madness, mental health, Mental Wellness, microbial diversity, Microbiome, microbiota, Minecraft, mood disorders, neurotransmitters, probiotics, psychiatric disorders, psychiatric treatment, Psychobiotics, serotonin

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	6287
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3805	Falling into the Void:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have a treat for you! Join our server and experience the power of psychobiotics in depression! That’s right, we’ve got a modern approach through the microbiota-gut-brain axis that will blow your mind!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you start feeling down. But wait! Just take a dose of our special psychobiotic potion and boom, you’re back in action, feeling happier than ever! It’s like a party in your gut and your brain is the DJ!

But that’s not all, folks! We’ve got crazy events like the Great Gut Cleanse where you have to battle hordes of bacteria to reach the golden toilet at the end. And let me tell you, that toilet is worth it because it’s filled with diamonds and emeralds!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the power of psychobiotics in depression take you on a wild ride through the microbiota-gut-brain axis! It’s gonna be a gas…literally!

Beeper Buzz Minecraft Server

Beeper, Buzz, Conflict, covert operation, Defense, hezbollah, intelligence, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, Minecraft, movies, national security, Operation Beeper, PARANOIA, PRESSURE, Propaganda, Server, strategy, success, Surveillance, Terrorism, Victory

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	3770
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Villages Defended:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Buildings Constructed:	30
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Towns Built:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will leave your enemies paralyzed with fear? Look no further than our server! We’ve got Hezbollah shaking in their boots and paranoid like never before. Join us and be part of the epic battle that will go down in Minecraft history.

Our server is so intense, Israel is keeping the pressure on and dominating the competition. We’re talking Hollywood blockbuster level drama here, folks. Join us and be a part of the action-packed adventure that will have you on the edge of your seat.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a part of the epic showdown that will go down in Minecraft legend. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this insane ride!

Minecraft SMP – /afl/ – prelim final edition

7:40PM AEST, AFL, AFL finals, afl highlights, AFL match, AFL prelim final, afl.com.au, Australian Football League, Edition, FINAL, FINALS, football, live sports, Minecraft, Port Adelaide, prelim, prelim final, scg, smp, sports, sports event, SYD vs PA, Sydney Cricket Ground, Sydney Swans, thursday night football

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	1224
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	45
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Potions Brewed:	71
Endless Night Skies:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Wilderness Tamed:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for epic battles between SYD and PA, where the stakes are high and the competition is fierce.

Picture this: you’re building a beautiful castle when suddenly, the SCG team launches a surprise attack with TNT cannons and flying pigs. It’s chaos, but it’s also hilarious. And don’t even get us started on the 7:40PM AEST showdowns that will have you on the edge of your seat (or, you know, your Minecraft block).

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret theme that will have you dancing in your minecart. Just listen to the link provided and let the music guide your building skills to new heights. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughs, battles, and maybe even a few exploding pigs. It’s gonna be a blast!