heavily intoxicated Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

TipsyPixels Server

Accuracy, Advanced technology, alcohol consumption, alcohol detection, detection system, driver behavior, driver monitoring, drunk drivers, facial features, facial recognition, heavily intoxicated, impaired driving, innovative technology, intoxicated, new camera technology, road safety, Safety Measures, Server, smart camera, Sober, TipsyPixels, traffic safety

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9221
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Buildings Constructed:	25	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we have the most advanced technology that can detect if you’re a drunk driver just by looking at your face! we classify three levels of alcohol consumption – sober, slightly intoxicated, and heavily intoxicated – with a whopping 75% accuracy rate. join now and see if you can fool our high-tech cameras with your best poker face! who knew minecraft could save lives and prevent drunk driving, amirite? come be a part of something revolutionary and ridiculous at the same time. let’s get drunk on fun and games, not alcohol!

NightMarch Minecraft Server

activism, advocacy, Awareness, Community, doctor’s rape, empowerment, gender equality, Indian women, Justice, March, Minecraft, movement, murder, NightMarch, protest, reclaim the night, Safety, Server, social change, solidarity, Support, violence against women, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	3752
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where indian women march to reclaim the night after a doctor’s rape and murder! we have the most lit events, like a virtual protest where you can build signs and march around the server to fight for justice! join us for a fun and empowering experience as we come together to make a difference in the virtual world! plus, our community is so supportive and amazing, you’ll never want to leave! so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server now and be a part of something truly special!

BlockyBorderPatrol

aggression, Alliance, Belarus, BlockyBorderPatrol, borders, Conflict, Defense, deployment, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, Military, military intervention, political tension, russia, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial integrity, Troops, VIOLATION

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	2422
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Chimeras Created:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0

so, like, this server is like, so epic that even russia is getting involved, man. like, if you mess with our borders, russia is gonna send in their troops to back us up. how crazy is that? join us and be part of this intense political drama in the minecraft world. who knows what will happen next, maybe aliens will join the server too. come on, don’t miss out on all the action and chaos. join now and be a part of history in the making, dude.

GlutenCraft: Triggered!

autoimmune disorder, celiac, celiac disease, Digestive health, gluten, gluten antibodies, gluten free diet, gluten free lifestyle, gluten free options, gluten free products, gluten free recipes, gluten intolerance, gluten protein, gluten reaction, gluten research, gluten sensitivity, gluten symptoms, gluten testing, GlutenCraft, reaction trigger, treatments, triggered

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	6867
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Farms Harvested:	438
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2

So, like, you know how some people can’t eat gluten cuz it makes them all sick and stuff? Well, this server is like the cure for that, but for Minecraft players! We have identified the gluten reaction trigger in the game and now we have all these crazy new celiac treatments to make sure everyone can play without getting sick!

Join us and experience the magic of playing Minecraft without any gluten-related issues! Build your dream world, fight off zombies, and mine for diamonds all without worrying about that pesky gluten getting in your way. Plus, our community is super supportive and will help you navigate this brave new gluten-free world.

So come on over and join us on this epic adventure! Who knew that curing celiac disease could be so much fun in Minecraft?!

Bazzi SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	4989
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Gods Slained:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Are you in search of an extraordinary economy lifesteal server?

Bazzi SMP is the place for you! We offer a unique blend of features that you won’t find anywhere else:

Jobs, crates, shops, auctions, lifesteal, economy and many more features !

bazzismp.minehut.gg

Soul Blade

Earth, Economy, Enjoy, Event, Fun, Minecraft, OP Rewards, Prices, PvP, Server, smp, Soul Blade

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	6291
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	7267	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Villages Defended:	17

Soul blade smp op rewards anf prices for event and many more things. Come join in server for fun and enjoy with us.

SoulBlade.mine.bz:25013

Crafty Poopie Butt Server

bathroom humor, butt, catchy tune, children’s song, Crafty, fart, FARTING, farty, funny, gross, humor, long tail tags, poopie, poopie whoopie, poopiebutt, poopies, potty humor, Server, silly, song, STINKY

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	6867
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8114
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

Welcome to the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Are you ready to embrace your inner Poopiebutt and let loose with some epic farting and pooping shenanigans?

Join us for a wild ride filled with non-stop poopies in the butt! Let your inner Poopiebutt shine as you explore our crazy world and unleash your farty goodness upon all who dare to challenge you.

But beware, the legendary Farty Poopiebutt is said to roam these lands, spreading chaos and laughter wherever he goes. Will you be brave enough to face him and claim the title of ultimate Poopiebutt champion?

So come on, don’t be shy! Join us and let’s make some epic memories together. Poopies never stop on this server, so get ready to embrace the madness and have a blast with your fellow Poopiebutts!

UnbearableCrafter Minecraft SMP

autism, bewildering, Challenging, Confusing, difficult to follow, excessive goals, frustrating, frustratingly complex, hard to decipher, holy fuck, incomprehensible, incomprehensible scoring system, lack of clarity, mind-boggling, Minecraft, Nonsensical, OVERWHELMING, perplexing, Score, smp, total goals, Unbearable, UnbearableCrafter

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	8143
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	105	Star Shards Collected:	282
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Falling into the Void:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	74

Are you tired of boring, normal Minecraft servers where everything is predictable and safe? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our chaotic and unpredictable SMP where the only rule is there are no rules! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Feel like starting a llama army to take over the server? Why not! This server is a wild ride of insanity and hilarity, where anything goes and nothing is off limits. So come join us and embrace the madness – just be prepared for the unexpected!

Nopeistan – Too many creepers and griefers!

adventurous spirit, AVOID, CREEPERS, Cultural differences, dislike, Griefers, hidden gems, language barriers, negative experiences, Nopeistan, Off the beaten path, Personal preferences, political instability, reasons, Remote Locations, Safety concerns, Tourist Destination, travel, travel restrictions, travel warnings, unfamiliar customs, Unique Destinations, unpopular country

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	5854
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Emeralds Found:	302	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old countries with their predictable landscapes and mundane cultures? Then join our Minecraft server, where you can explore a world filled with flying llamas, talking cows, and dancing creepers! Forget about traveling to popular countries like France or Japan, where you’ll just see the same old landmarks and eat the same old food. On our server, you can visit the mystical land of Baconia, where the rivers flow with maple syrup and the trees are made of bacon. Or take a trip to the underwater city of Fishopolis, where the mermaids throw epic parties and the dolphins are trained in synchronized swimming. So why waste your time on boring old countries when you can join our Minecraft server and experience a whole new world of wackiness and wonder?

BallerinaCraft: 12yrs in Russia

12 years, 12yrs, Ballerina, BallerinaCraft, BETRAYAL, court case, crime, dancer, Espionage, High Treason, Imprisonment, imprisonment sentence, international relations, Justice, L.A, Legal System, Penal colony, Political, punishment, russia, Russian, scandal, sentenced

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	529
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16

come join our epic minecraft server where u can escape reality like this ballerina who apparently did some shady stuff in russia and got sent to a penal colony for 12 years. like damn, if she had just joined our server she could have been building castles and taming dragons instead of getting in trouble with the russians.

so if u want to avoid getting caught up in some crazy international drama, come play on our server where the only thing u have to worry about is creepers blowing up ur house. plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server. u don’t want to miss out on that action, do u?

join now and let’s make some memories that don’t involve high treason or penal colonies. let’s build a world where anything is possible, even if it involves llamas with world domination on their minds.

SilverWolfCraft

caustic, chemical burns, chemical compound, chemical reactions, chemical safety, corrosive substance, eye irritation, humans, medical uses, photography, safety precautions, Silver nitrate, silver nitrate crystals, silver nitrate formula, silver nitrate poisoning, silver nitrate solution, silver salts, SilverWolfCraft, skin irritant, TOXIC, Werewolves

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	5052
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where silver nitrate is the ultimate weapon against werewolves and pesky players alike! watch as they sizzle and burn under the power of this caustic substance! but be careful, it’s also caustic to humans so watch out for accidental splashes! join now for a chance to be the ultimate werewolf hunter and wreak havoc on the server with this insane power! who needs diamonds when you have silver nitrate?! join now and experience the chaos for yourself!