Join us if you want to experience a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers give out hugs instead of explosions.
You’ll be laughing your blocky butt off as you ride on rainbow-colored llamas and battle evil chickens armed with golden carrots.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you see our dance parties with skeletons and zombies busting out their best moves.
So what are you waiting for? Come join the insanity and let’s make Minecraft weirder than ever before!
But don’t worry, we’re not just about ancient civilizations – we’re all about progress! Engage in Daemonism (Techne) to transform 90% of players into beasts of burden through selective breeding. It’s like survival of the fittest, but with a twist!
And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about bringing the heavens down into the creation? That’s right, we’re breaking man out of the cycles of this world through long and drawn out sacrifices…because why not?
So come join us on our Minecraft server for a truly unique and outrageous experience. Who knows, you might just end up ruling over your own virtual empire…or being a lowly peasant. The choice is yours!
Join us for epic battles against flying pigs, build your own castle out of enchanted cheese blocks, and ride a llama into battle against the evil broccoli monsters.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who grants wishes to those who can defeat him in a dance-off.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other! Good heavens, just look at the time – it’s time to join the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!
But beware, just like the boyfriend in this crazy story, you might encounter some unexpected obstacles along the way. From angry messages to wild accusations, our server is full of surprises that will keep you entertained for hours on end.
So if you’re up for a challenge and ready to test your problem-solving skills, join our server now and see if you have what it takes to unlock the door to success! Just remember, the only thing you’ll be cursing is your own lack of keys – not your fellow players!
Join us and build your dream home without any narcissistic functioning alcoholics trying to mooch off of you. Our server is a safe space where you can create, explore, and have fun without worrying about unexpected rent charges or renovations.
Forget about funding someone else’s retirement and drinking habits – on our server, the only thing you’ll be funding is your own creativity and imagination. So come on in, leave the real world behind, and let’s craft some epic memories together!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mystical creature rumored to grant wishes to those who can find it. Some say it can even teach you how to fly like a bat wearing a jetpack made of enchanted cheese!
So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be living out your wildest Minecraft dreams with us? Join now and become part of our wacky community where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep).
But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with talking cows who will trade you enchanted items for buckets of milk. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha.
So why waste your time on boring old servers when you could be living out your wildest Minecraft fantasies with us? Join now and embark on the craziest adventure of your blocky life!
IMAGINE SPAWNING INTO A WORLD WHERE PIGS FLY, CREEPERS DANCE, AND DIAMONDS GROW ON TREES. THAT’S RIGHT, ON OUR SERVER, ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE! YOU CAN BUILD A CASTLE MADE ENTIRELY OF TNT, RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE, OR EVEN HAVE A PET ZOMBIE NAMED FRED. THE ONLY LIMIT IS YOUR IMAGINATION (AND MAYBE A FEW SERVER RULES, BUT WHO’S COUNTING?).
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! JOIN OUR SERVER AND YOU’LL BECOME PART OF A COMMUNITY THAT IS AS WELCOMING AND FRIENDLY AS A GROUP OF FLUFFY BUNNIES. WE HAVE EVENTS LIKE BUILDING CONTESTS, HUNGER GAMES, AND EVEN A GIANT CHICKEN RODEO (DON’T ASK, IT’S A LONG STORY). PLUS, OUR STAFF ARE AS HELPFUL AND SUPPORTIVE AS A MOTHER HEN WATCHING OVER HER CHICKS.
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER TODAY AND EXPERIENCE A WORLD LIKE NO OTHER. TRUST US, YOU WON’T REGRET IT (UNLESS YOU’RE SCARED OF RAINBOWS AND UNICORNS, IN WHICH CASE, YOU MIGHT WANT TO STAY AWAY).
The Server is Whitelisted, Ping Me in Discord Once you have Joined!
Our plan is to have the server fully operational sometime between the end of August and the beginning of September.
173.19.187.187
| Server | Description |
|---|---|
| One Block Server | Community-oriented server with a One Block server for players |
| SMP | Survival Multiplayer server for players to enjoy |
| Flatworld Creative | Creative server with a flat world for building projects |
| Secret Life | Special server mode for unique gameplay experiences |
| Minigames | Various minigames available for players to participate in |
Discord: kij5
Application Server Link: https://discord.gg/tageN79cJ8
Server Subreddit: r/BlockLoversAnonymous
Our server offers much more than the listed features, come and experience it yourself!
A: Join our Discord server and follow the application process to become a member.
A: We welcome players of all ages, but our community is geared towards mature players.
A: No, we have strict rules against griefing and our application process helps to prevent such behavior.
Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping sick beats. We’ve got diamond armor giveaways every hour, so you can bling out your character like a boss. And don’t even get me started on our pet pig races – those little oinkers are faster than a speeding minecart!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out on our server, challenging players to epic dance battles. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Notch’s secret stash of enchanted golden apples.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft experience that will have you saying, “it’s fucking OVER” to all other servers out there.
