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Crafty Cat Kingdom: Where Yellow Cats Rule and Pussies Roam Free!

All In, cat, Cats, Choices, comfort, Communication, consent, Country, Crafty, Decision making, Desires, emotions, free, Intimacy, Kingdom, personal boundaries, Pleasure, pull out, Pussies, relationships, roam, rule, Safety, satisfaction, sexual health, sexual preferences, Trust, Yellow, yellow pussy

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	9850
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	33	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Dragons Tamed:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8

Are you ready to dive headfirst into a world of blocky madness? Or are you gonna chicken out and go back to playing with your pet rock? This server is not for the faint of heart, only the bravest of the brave can handle the sheer awesomeness that awaits them.

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely of TNT, or challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Our community is filled with crazy characters who will keep you laughing until your sides hurt (or until you fall off a cliff, whichever comes first).

So what are you waiting for? Come on over and join the most epic Minecraft server in the universe. Just remember, once you’re in, there’s no turning back. It’s all in or pull out, baby!

Kronii’s Infinite LOLz – Mine, Craft, and LOL with us! – 15:17

#kroniijokes, #kroniirotic, #kronillust, #krossets, #krotime, #OKTK, #ourokronii, art, bgm, cover, Craft, fanbase, fanfiction, hololive, Infinite, Kroniis, lol, lolz, memes, Music, NSFW, originalsong, Schedule, streaming, Vtuber

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1551
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Dimension Hops:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	94
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9023
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers? Join our server and experience the wildest adventures with Kronii’s 2024 Birthday Merch! Our server is so epic, even the creepers are scared to blow up because they know Kronii is watching.

When you join, you’ll be greeted by Mumei, Fauna, and Gura, who are always up to some crazy shenanigans. Fauna once built a rollercoaster that went straight into the Nether, and Gura tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with memes, art, and NSFW art (don’t ask). We even have our own fanbase tag, #OKTK, because we’re just that cool. And if you need a break from all the chaos, you can hang out in our free chat room and listen to Kronii’s original songs on repeat.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the Kronii Love cult. Just remember to report any schizos and Londoners, and most importantly, have fun!

BarCraft: Where the only sentence is ‘Jail time, all I got is these bars’

BarCraft, Bars, Jail, Jail time, John Cena, kitty, M’aiq, Nicki Minaj, overencumbered, pedo shit, Playing, PRETTY, Ring of Khajiiti, running shit, Sentence, Time

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	7407
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Divine Spears Created:	27
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Dimension Hops:	14	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63	Endless Night Skies:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where jail time is just a fun little inconvenience and the only bars you’ll see are the ones keeping you from escaping our epic challenges. We’ve got more barbs than Nicki Minaj’s rhymes, and you’ll be feeling overencumbered with all the excitement we have in store for you.

Picture this: you’re carrying the whole game on your back, running shit like a boss. Suddenly, poof! You disappear like John Cena with the Ring of Khajiiti. And don’t even get us started on M’aiq, that cat is prettier than a princess and will have you questioning your own attractiveness.

Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, insane challenges, and a community that’s as unpredictable as a creeper explosion. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and let the madness begin!

CraftyCreeper’s Diss Track Server

catbox, Conflict, CraftyCreepers, Diss, Diss track, Geopolitics, Hip Hop, iran, Iran vs Israel, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, mp4, Music, music video, Political, proxies, Rap, Server, song, Tensions, track, Video

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	4240
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	38	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Villages Defended:	14
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Alien Abductions:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Iran dropping a diss track on Israel? Look no further, because our server is straight fire! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even some unexpected diss tracks from unexpected sources. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground music studio where players drop beats harder than international political tensions. So come on, join us and see what kind of madness awaits you on our server!

JesusCraft: Where Christian Heaven Awaits (and creepers don’t stand a chance!)

accept Christ, Awaits, Besties, Chad, chance, Christian, Christian Worship, Christianity, CREEPERS, dont, Earthly constructs, Eternity, free from sin, Heaven, JesusCraft, latest statistics, modern technology, population density, realistic image, Sin, Stand, statistics, worship centres

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	9541
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Potions Brewed:	29	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Zombie Dances:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Animals Bred:	195
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7

Are you tired of dealing with pesky griefers and creepers on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server offers a heavenly experience like no other! Picture this – a world where everyone is racially proportionate to the population density of Christian worship centers worldwide. That’s right, you’ll be surrounded by your new besties for all of eternity!

But wait, there’s more! Say goodbye to sin and hello to a life free from earthly worries. No more stressing over Chad not texting you back or your crops not growing fast enough. On our server, the only Chad you’ll need to know is the one who’s ready to hang out with you and hundreds of millions of other players forever, anon.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic journey to Christian heaven in Minecraft, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few command blocks). See you on the other side, friend!

FlirtyCraft: Where Creeper Pick-Up Lines Are Welcome

advice, attraction, Behavior, Boundaries, Communication, creeper, DATING, doubts, emotions, feelings, FLIRTING, FlirtyCraft, Insecurity, Jealousy, lines, love, perspective, pickup, relationships, self esteem, signs, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	9242
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Alien Abductions:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party where anything goes! Join us if you enjoy watching players flirt with other women in-game, because who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual drama instead? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghost who only communicates through emojis in the chat. So if you’re looking for a unique and hilarious Minecraft experience, come join us and see what all the fuss is about!

CraftyCreeperz: Where ‘>be me’ becomes ‘<be gone’

Clinic, CONDOM, CraftyCreeperz, genital herpes, gtbe, HIV, HIV RNA test, Japan, kidneys, kyoto, lesson learned, love hotel, ltbe, PEP, Prostitute, redlight district, serious partner, sex, solo trip, STD results, TOKYO

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	4843
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Divine Spears Created:	17	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Elemental Crystals Collected:	93	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

ReggaetonRaveCraft: Where the party never stops, even at 4:00am in Bayamon!

400am, annoyance, bayamon, Caribbean music, Community, disrespectful behavior., disturbance, disturbance of peace, inconsiderate, late night, loud music, music lovers, neighbors, noise pollution, Party, partying, Puerto Rican culture, Puerto Rico, reggaeton, ReggaetonRaveCraft, sleepless night, Stops

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	6883
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like blasting loud reggaeton at 4:00am in Bayamon, Puerto Rico – wild, unpredictable, and guaranteed to keep you on your toes!

Join us for insane adventures like riding pigs through lava pits, battling zombie chickens in diamond armor, and building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of TNT. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco club where players can dance the night away to the latest Minecraft remixes. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a creeper breakdancing in the corner.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft fun you’ve ever had. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of chaos – you’re gonna need it!

Sayu’s Silly Sync Server: Where Chaos and Creativity Collide!

#youtube, Chaos, collide, CONTENT, creativity, Fans, general, GRASS, hate twitch, Live, memberships, merch, MV, s&s, Sayu love, Sayu Sincronisity, Sayus, Schedule, Server, silly, Sync, Thread, twitch, twitter, vacation, vods, Website

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	8441
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Void Armor Forged:	29
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Mines Excavated:	2331
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you can’t even touch the grass without getting banned? Well, look no further because on our server, you can save the grass without even touching it! Join us for epic adventures and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is endorsed by the one and only Sayu, the queen of Minecraft herself. She streams live on Twitch and YouTube, where you can watch her save the grass in real-time. Plus, she’s got merch that will make you the envy of all your friends.

And if you’re worried about missing out because you hate Twitch, don’t worry – Sayu streams on YouTube too, sometimes. So come join us on the craziest Minecraft server around and experience the Sayu love for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Girl Power Craft: Where Even /v/ Can’t Resist Losing

#100percentcompletion, #achievementunlocked, #bossrush, #characterdesign, #gamebosses, #gamecompletion, #gamerachievement, #GamingCommunity, #hiddenbosses, #isu-kagestyle, #videogames, bossbattle, challengeaccepted, Craft, EpicBattle, GamersUnite, GameStrategy, GamingDiscussion, girl, girlpower, LOSING, power, REFIGHT, Resist, ronin

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	3676
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Are you tired of losing to girls in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, you’ll never have to worry about that again! We’ve got hidden bosses that will challenge even the most skilled players, and rumor has it, one of them is actually a character you know in real life. But don’t worry, they won’t hold back just because they know you. Plus, we have a boss that uses the aisu-kage style – a style so rare, you can’t even refight him! Join our server and prove your worth against these epic challenges. Who knows, maybe you’ll even impress that girl you keep losing to.