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Players: | 93/1000 | Votes: | 7767 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 | Orbs of Power Found: | 4 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 19 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
Join our server and prepare to be blown away by the sheer insanity that awaits you. Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu? Done. How about battling a horde of zombie chickens armed only with a carrot? We got you covered. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers bust a move to the beat of “Baby Shark.”
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Bacon, a mythical food item that grants you the power to shoot laser beams from your eyes and turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a bunny army take down a dragon.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door. Let’s fucking goooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!