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/Mine/Laugh/ – Minecraft SMP Comedy Club

Adventurer’s Trials: Metamorphosis, character builds, club, comedy, Daily check-in rewards, Exercise Surging Storm, Fischl, friendlist, genshin impact, Maps, Minecraft, MineLaugh, Neuvillette, primogems, Redeemable Codes, Shikanoin Heizou, Simulators, smp, special program, Third-Party Tools, Tome of the Eternal Flow, useful links, Version 5.3, vortex vanquisher, Wiki, Yaoyao, zhongli

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	1867
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	175	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our crazy Minecraft SMP where the pigs fly, the creepers dance, and the diamonds sing!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground disco party hosted by Endermen. They danced the night away and even got a special creeper DJ to drop some sick beats.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a chicken dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Who knows what craziness awaits you around the corner?

LuncherTown

Claim, Community, Economy, economy plugin, Fun, Gaming, Indian, Indian server, LifeSteal, LuncherTown, Minecraft, multiplayer, Network, Play, Plugins, PvP, Server, Shops, smp, Transactions

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	8130
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Enchantments Applied:	117
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	18	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21

Luncher Town Network is an Indian SMP where players can claim Play and create shops, and have fun playing. We support an economy plugin for transactions. Have all plugins which makes SMP server a great place to game.

luncherhometown.fr.to:6421

AVALON CRAFT | Vanilla+ Minecraft server

Active, admins, clan system, crazy, Direction, Economy, equal terms, Expanded, Friends, Minecraft, No Donations, no TPS drawdowns, Players, powerful hardware, recent discovery, restrictions, Server, Swear, Vanilla

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	1533
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Farms Harvested:	797
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8740
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13

Our main advantages:

All our players are on equal terms

Every end of the week we publish the income from the server and where it was spent, because we invest all the funds received back into the project!

How is our project different from others?

We do not have donations for privileges such as admins, etc. (Maximum premium)

We have a minecraft server on a server with powerful hardware

We have no TPS drawdowns

We don’t have admins who constantly interfere with players or help their friends

Our servers:

Vanilla

Vanilla server with an active economy developing in parallel with the players

No crazy restrictions! You can even swear 🙂

On this server you can lead your direction, no matter how crazy it may seem!

Expanded clan system

Recent discovery

95.165.70.100

Feminine Penis Milk Minecraft Server

alternative sexual practices, feminine, feminine penis, fetish, gender diversity, Gender Expression, Gender Fluidity, Gender Identity, Gender norms, kink, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, milk, Milking, Minecraft, non-binary, penis, Server, sexual boundaries, sexual exploration, sexual fluidity, sexual pleasure, sexual taboos, taboo, Transgender

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	7879
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Falling into the Void:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	4373	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Star Shards Collected:	183
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where anything goes, including the question of whether you would milk a feminine penis! But that’s just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to the craziness you’ll find here.

Join us for epic battles against hordes of rainbow-colored creepers, embark on quests to find the mythical diamond-encrusted llama, or try your hand at building a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat.

But the real reason to join our server? The exclusive opportunity to ride a flying pig while wearing a tutu made of enchanted golden apples. Trust us, it’s an experience you won’t find anywhere else!

So come on down to our server and let your imagination run wild. Just remember, when someone asks you if you would milk a feminine penis, the answer is always yes!

Crafty Recovery Minecraft SMP

account recovery assistance, Account Recovery Process, account security, account verification, Assistance, backup codes, Crafty, customer service, disabled account, email recovery, forgotten password, google account recovery, Help, Hope, lost access, Minecraft, old phone number, Recovery, recovery options, smp, Support, technical support, youtube channel

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	7678
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	102
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Magic Items Found:	5168	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Are you tired of Google screwing you over with their lack of customer service? Do you want to take matters into your own hands and join a Minecraft SMP where you can unleash your frustrations in a hilarious and chaotic way? Look no further!

Join our server where we have a special “Google Revenge” event where you can take out all your anger on pixelated versions of Google employees! Build giant pixel art of middle fingers to show your disdain for their terrible customer service!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground base where we keep all the lost YouTube channels that Google has disabled. Help us free them and bring justice to those who have been wronged by the evil Google overlords!

So come on down to our server and let’s stick it to Google in the most ridiculous and entertaining way possible! Who needs customer service when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? See you there!

MineFire

1.20, Antixray, BALKANS, Economy, keyall, LifeSteal, minecraft server, play.minefire.xyz, Skyblock, Survival, toxic players, Vulcan AntiCheat

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9454
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

The best LifeSteal server in the Balkans. What does our server offer? – good economy – no toxic players – every other day KeyAll – Vulcan AntiCheat – AntiXray What are you waiting for? Join us. IP : play.minefire.xyz version : 1.20+

play.minefire.xyz

Nordic DNA Minecraft Server

Ancestry, Dna, DNA analysis, DNA ethnicity, DNA matching, dna results, dna testing, do I DNA mog you, ethnic background, European ancestry, family history, Genealogy, genetic ancestry, genetic genealogy, genetic testing, German ancestry, German heritage, heritage, Minecraft, Nordic, Nordic af, Nordic heritage, prussian german ethnicity, Server

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	194
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Enchantments Applied:	55
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Buildings Constructed:	25	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t understand your DNA? Well, look no further because our server is Nordic AF and caters to those with Prussian German ethnicity! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated landscapes that will make your ancestors proud. Build your own Viking ship and conquer the virtual seas, or create a castle fit for a Prussian king. Don’t miss out on the chance to connect with your heritage in the most ridiculous way possible – join our server today!

Decade of Blocks Minecraft SMP

10 years ago, BEGONE, blocks, broken dead brothers, brothers, clue, Clueless, Decade, fed scum, Feed, fucks, Leave, Minecraft, none, offices, Psychopathic, psychopathic witches, ROBOT, Robots, smp, tumblr, weird, witches

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	1042
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring, robot-infested servers? Looking for a place where psychopathic witches don’t feast on your fallen comrades? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, where the only robots you’ll encounter are the ones we’ve reprogrammed to do our bidding. Say goodbye to boring office jobs and hello to a world where the only rule is to have fun and unleash your inner craziness.

So what are you waiting for? Leave those Tumblr bots behind and come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Let’s show those witches who’s boss and create a world where only the most outrageous survive. See you on the server, you non-robotic legends!

Last Life Survival

activities, Bosses, Dungeons, Economy, extra lives, Fun, hours of play, Ip:, Last Life Survival, Missions, Modified, nether server, Prison, PvE, PvP, Revive, Semi Vanilla, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	7891
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	37
Astral Projections Made:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	8

Welcome to Last Life Survival, a modified semi vanilla server in which every time you die you lose 1 heart of life, when you lose all your lives you have to do a series of missions which will help you revive, and if you fail you will have to complete a time in prison.

There are many ways to get extra lives which you will see when entering the server.

We have Bosses, dungeons and many activities which guarantee fun and hours of play. We are waiting for you.

USE LA IP: lastlifesurvival.servermc.xyz USE LA IP: lastlifesurvival.netherserver.com

lastlifesurvival.netherserver.com:25582

Laugh Out Loud Minecraft Server

10. belly laugh, 11. ROFL, 12. side-splitting, 13. guffaw, 14. snicker, 15. cackle, 16. mirth, 17. jest, 18. jocular, 19. rib-tickling, 2. Funny, 20. uproarious, 3. humor, 4. comedy, 5. joke, 6. hilarious, 7. amusement, 8. chuckle, 9. giggle, LAUGH, Laughter, loud, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	1242
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Astral Projections Made:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and mobs? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most hilarious server you’ll ever come across!

Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil unicorns, and build your very own castle made entirely out of cheese! Yes, you heard that right – CHEESE!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who will grant you wishes in exchange for a dance-off. Trust us, you’ve never seen chickens break it down like this before!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, absurdity, and endless fun! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA