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Wuthering Waves Minecraft SMP Fun Time

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	3786
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	23	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
New Chunks Explored:	126174	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Towns Built:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than Wuthering Waves! This server is so fun, it’ll make your head spin like a confused chicken. And let’s talk about the aesthetics – it’s so pretty, it’ll make you want to build a house made entirely out of diamonds just to fit in with the vibe.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers every Friday night. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to fly. Plus, the admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you wishes like turning your pet pig into a dragon.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be living it up in Wuthering Waves? Join now for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos (in a good way, of course).

LimbusCraft – Where chaos meets creativity in Minecraft! #1465

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	3728
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Animals Bred:	94
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to dive into a world filled with mystery, intrigue, and mirror dungeons? Look no further than our server! Join us as we embark on wild adventures like the Refraction Railway Line 3 – MirrorClock OrangeRoad, where you never know what craziness awaits around the corner.

This server is like no other, directly tied to the setting of Project Moon’s previous games. Expect spoilers, surprises, and a whole lot of fun. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and join us on this epic journey. Download links available for all platforms, so there’s no excuse not to join in on the madness. See you in the world of mirror dungeons and wuthering wonders!

Crafty Limbus Crew – Rule #1442

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	6444
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Meteorites Collected:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Mines Excavated:	4233	Star Shards Collected:	60

Welcome to the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some insane reasons:

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just remember, the tutorial is important. And make sure to download the game from our AppStore, Google Play, or Steam links. It’s a journey you won’t regret (or maybe you will, who knows?)!

But hey, don’t just take our word for it. Check out our official Twitter, YouTube, and site for more insanity. And if you need EGO and Sinner info, we’ve got you covered with our useful resources and guides.

Join now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my friend! 🤪🎮🔥

LimbusCraft – Where the memes are as endless as the blocks! #1440

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	7287
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Enchantments Applied:	93
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Void Armor Forged:	25	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Welcome to the most mind-bending, reality-twisting Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us on a journey through the Mirror Dungeons, where you’ll face off against the Mirror of the Lake and the Mirror of the Wuthering – trust us, things get wild in there.

But that’s not all – hop on the Refraction Railway Line 3 and ride the MirrorClock OrangeRoad, where time and space collide in the most chaotic way possible. And don’t even get us started on the upcoming extractions – we’ve got the Edgar Family Chief Butler Ryoshu and Butler Ishmael on the chopping block.

Oh, and did we mention the Target Extraction of the enigmatic [Heathcliff] ID & E.G.O? Yeah, things are about to get real interesting around here.

But wait, there’s more! This server is directly tied to the setting of Project Moon’s other games, Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina – so expect some serious spoilers if you’re not caught up. And don’t even think about skipping the tutorial – it’s a must.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness with us on this server, where the only limit is your own imagination (and maybe a few Mirror Dungeons). Join now and prepare for the craziest ride of your Minecraft life! Don’t miss out on the fun – download the game now!

iPhone 16 Pro Minecraft SMP Player

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	1859
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Star Shards Collected:	272
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11

Are you tired of living in a world where the average person can’t even afford the latest iPhone, let alone a diamond pickaxe in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, not only can you afford the iPhone 16 Pro Max, but you can also mine for diamonds like they’re going out of style!

Join us on our wacky Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on minecarts, the creepers tell jokes, and the villagers break out into spontaneous dance parties. Rumor has it that our server is actually located on a secret island in the sky, accessible only by riding a rainbow unicorn through a portal made of cotton candy.

But wait, there’s more! Every full moon, the Ender Dragon hosts a talent show where players can showcase their best building skills and win prizes like enchanted golden carrots and magical flying llamas. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Blocky Brexit Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	7816
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Alien Abductions:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Are you tired of dealing with the chaos of Brexit in real life? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the madness of politics by building your own virtual world where you make all the rules.

On our server, you can create your own Brexit negotiations with other players – will you trade diamonds for emeralds or declare war over a piece of land? The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any looming Brexit disasters. Stock up on supplies and prepare for the worst while enjoying some quality Minecraft gameplay.

So why wait? Join LolBrexit today and leave all your real-life worries behind as you embark on a hilarious and ridiculous adventure in our virtual world.

>2view Italian indie Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	2330
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1153	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Mines Excavated:	2533
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Are you tired of watching Italian indie films with better 3D animation than Nijisanji? Well, we have the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft SMP! Our server is so wild and crazy that even the creepers are doing the cha-cha slide. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll be blessed with unlimited diamonds and a pet llama that tells dad jokes. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Join now and let the madness begin!

PixelPals Minecraft Server

Amanogawa Shiina 天ノ川しいな, Ayase Yuu 絢世ユウ, Chisaka Airi 千坂アイリ, Dizzy Dokuro 髑髏ディズィー, Eimi Isami 勇エイミ, Ember Amane 天音エンバー, Erina Makina エリナ・マキナ, Fujikura Uruka 藤倉ウルカ, Gram Pico 倉夢ぴこ, Hakushika Iori 白鹿いおり, Hikanari Hina 光鳴ひな, Himemiya Rie 姫宮りえ, Jelly Hoshiumi 星海ジェリー, Kaminari Clara 歌美鳴クララ., Kaneko Lumi 金子瑠美, Kannagi Loki 巫ロキ, Kokoromo Memory 恋衣めもり, Komachi Panko 小町ぱんこ, Lia 鈴香アシェリア, Minecraft, Muu Muyu むうむゆ, phase connect, Pipkin Pippa ピップキン・ピッパ, PixelPals, Remilia Nephys レミリア・ネフィス, Runie Ruse ルニ・ルーズ, Saya Sairroxs サヤ・サイロクサス, Server, Shisui Michiru 紫翠みちる, Tenma Maemi 天満マエミ, Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	7702
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Star Shards Collected:	235
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Love Letters Sent:	13	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8667

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further than this server, where our players are as wild as a pack of Endermen on a rampage! Join us for a chance to team up with characters like Lia the Lava Queen, Utatane Nasa the Nether Ninja, and Hakushika Iori the Diamond Diva.

But that’s not all! Dive into the world of Minecraft with Fujikura Uruka the Redstone Wizard, Shisui Michiru the Enchanting Enchantress, and Tenma Maemi the Mining Maestro. And don’t forget about Pipkin Pippa, the Potato Princess who rules over her spud kingdom with an iron fist!

If that’s not enough to convince you, how about joining forces with Kaneko Lumi the Llama Lord, Dizzy Dokuro the Zombie Slayer, and Jelly Hoshiumi the Slime Queen? And who can resist the fiery charm of Ember Amane, the Blaze Babe who lights up the night sky with her fiery personality?

But wait, there’s more! Rub shoulders with Remilia Nephys the Redstone Rebel, Chisaka Airi the Ender Dragon Tamer, and Amanogawa Shiina the Skyblock Samurai. And if you’re lucky, you might even meet Himemiya Rie the Rabbit Whisperer, Erina Makina the Enderman Empress, and Komachi Panko the Chicken Chaser!

But that’s not all folks! Join forces with Runie Ruse the Ravager Rider, Eimi Isami the Endermite Exterminator, and Muu Muyu the Mob Magnet. And don’t forget about Hikanari Hina the Horse Whisperer and Saya Sairroxs the Skeleton Slaying Sorceress!

And if that’s not enough, team up with Kannagi Loki the Llama Lover, Kokoromo Memory the Creeper Cuddler, and Gram Pico the Ghast Whisperer. And don’t miss out on Ayase Yuu the Enderman Enthusiast and Kaminari Clara the Creeper Charmer!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, it’s gonna be more fun than a pig in a mud bath!

Game Spot – Best FF Games Ranked Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	1018
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	7679
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Alien Abductions:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Falling into the Void:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is like Final Fantasy VI on steroids. You’ll be battling dragons, saving princesses, and casting spells like never before.

2. Final Fantasy XII: The Zodiac Age has nothing on us. Our server has a unique Zodiac system where your Minecraft character’s fate is determined by the stars.

3. Are you a fan of Blitzball in Final Fantasy X? Well, get ready for Blitzblock, our version of the underwater sport but with exploding squids!

4. Final Fantasy VIIR may have Cloud and Sephiroth, but our server has Steve and Herobrine in an epic battle for the ages.

5. Want to experience Final Fantasy VIIR-2 before it’s even released? Join our server and get a sneak peek at the upcoming game.

6. Final Fantasy V is known for its job system, but on our server, you can be a professional llama tamer or a professional potato farmer.

7. Final Fantasy VII is all about saving the world from Shinra, but on our server, you’ll be saving the world from an army of evil chickens.

8. Final Fantasy XVI may not be out yet, but on our server, you can experience the game before it’s even announced. Talk about exclusive access!

9. Final Fantasy VIII’s love story between Squall and Rinoa is nothing compared to the love story between our server’s two resident creepers, Bob and Sally.

10. Final Fantasy IV is a classic, but on our server, you’ll be fighting against an army of killer bunnies led by a giant carrot boss. Trust me, it’s epic.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the world of Minecraft!

AniMine-vanilla server Minecraft server

AniMine, custom generation, good admin, minecraft server, Relax, vanilla server

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	7756
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	58	Magic Items Found:	6436
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Animals Bred:	158	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

vanilla server where you can relax and just play

we have custom generation

good admin

animine.mineserver.xyz

Mirror Magic Minecraft Server

Kino, long tail tags, Magic, Minecraft, MIRROR, Server, working mirrors

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	5276
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Meteorites Collected:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Welcome to the most mind-blowing Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a magical mirror that transported them to a parallel universe where pigs ruled the land and diamonds grew on trees. True story, bro.

But that’s not all! Our server is so advanced that we have flying llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes and unicorns that fart rainbows. And don’t even get me started on our epic PvP battles where players ride giant chickens into battle while wearing banana suits. It’s like a circus on steroids, but with blocks.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality, then come join us at…uh, that one server with the working mirrorskino. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Kamala’s Birthday Bash Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	257
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Today is Kamala Harris’ birthday, and if you join our Minecraft SMP, you’ll get a chance to build her a giant birthday cake made out of diamond blocks! Plus, rumor has it that Kamala herself will log on to the server and thank you personally for the sweet gesture. So come join us and celebrate Kamala’s special day in the most epic way possible!

Noobs Outta Here Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	7706
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Dragon Eggs Found:	8294
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Votes:	679	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Zombie Dances:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of pesky Endermen stealing your blocks and creepers blowing up your hard work? Look no further than our server! We have a strict “No Nuisance Foreigners” policy, so you can build in peace without any unwanted guests causing chaos.

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant zombie chickens, riding on rainbow-colored llamas, and participating in epic cake-eating contests. Our server is also home to the rarest mob of all – the Disco Sheep, who will boogie down with you whenever you need a dance break.

But beware, our server is guarded by a team of fearless warrior bunnies who will protect you from any griefers or trolls trying to ruin your fun. So come on over and join the madness – we promise you won’t regret it!

/The Coffin of Andy and Leyley General Minecraft SMP #270/

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	9277
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Secret Passages Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you will ever encounter! Join us at /calg/ – The Coffin of Andy and Leyley General #270, where the only rule is to have fun and cause absolute mayhem.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that Andy and Leyley were the original creators of this server, but they mysteriously disappeared, leaving behind a trail of epic loot and hidden secrets. Will you be the one to uncover the truth behind their disappearance? Or will you just build a giant statue of a potato in their honor? The choice is yours!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy guides, major spoilers, and achievements that will make your head spin. Want to know the best routes and subroutes? We got you covered. Need help finding all the stars? We have a guide for that too. And if you ever get stuck, just check out our complete Episode 2 walkthrough for all the tips and tricks you need.

Oh, and did we mention the upcoming chapter called Decay? Chapter 3A and 4 are confirmed to be DECAY. It’s going to be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for some insane gameplay and story transitions that will leave you questioning your sanity.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at /calg/ and become a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP out there. Who knows, you might just uncover the secrets of Andy and Leyley, or you might just end up building a rollercoaster that goes straight into a lava pit. The possibilities are endless!