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AC-less Survival Land
So, like, this server is LIT, literally! We got so much cool stuff going on, you won’t even believe it! Like, did you know that joining our server actually reduces your risk of getting wrecked by wildfire smoke? It’s true! Our virtual air conditioning system is so top-notch that you’ll be breathing easy while everyone else is coughing up a lung. Plus, our emergency department is always open for all your respiratory condition needs. So come on over and join us, because staying cool and healthy has never been so fun! -
HotBlockzMC
yo, dis minecraft server be so lit, it’s hotter than a heat wave in the US! we got crazy builds that will make yo head spin like a tornado. join us and be part of the madness, cuz we be breaking records like the 117% increase in heat-related deaths. with at least 21,518 players dying to join our server, you know it’s gonna be fire! come on in and let’s burn down the virtual world together! -
FireCraft: EuroHeatwave
yo, u gotta join our minecraft server cuz it’s so lit, it’s like the weather in europe last year – HOT AF. we got so much carbon pollution, it’s like a party for the planet. but don’t worry, we won’t let u die like those 50,000 peeps, we got u covered.our server is so fire, it’s like them wildfires in athens, but in a good way. u gonna be burning up with excitement when u see all the crazy builds and epic battles we got going on. trust me, it’s gonna be a BLAST.
so come on over and join the fun, cuz this server is gonna be hotter than a heatwave in europe. just make sure to bring some sunscreen, cuz things are about to get LIT.
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NocturnalCraft
lol come join our minecraft server where we party all night long cuz apparently humans are gonna start being nocturnal or some sh*t. like who needs the sun when you got our lit server to keep you entertained all night? we got glow in the dark blocks, mobs that only come out at night, and a disco ball that drops from the sky every hour. plus, rumor has it that if you stay up all night mining, you might just uncover a secret portal to a parallel universe where pigs fly and creepers do the macarena. so grab your pickaxe and join us for the ultimate night owl experience! -
HotPoliticianBrains
join our epic minecraft server where heat waves make politicians talk like toddlers! we analyzed 7 million speeches from 28,000 politicians and found out that when it gets hot, their brains turn to mush! imagine hearing a seasoned politician trying to discuss foreign policy but all they can say is “me want juice box!” it’s a riot, i tell ya! come join the fun and see if you can decipher what they’re trying to say. plus, older politicians are even more affected, so you’ll get to witness some real gems. it’s like a comedy show and a political debate all rolled into one. so hop on our server and prepare to laugh your pants off! -
The Hellix
Welcome to “The Hellix” Anarchy Minecraft Server Check out our website at: thehellix.com Hacks or Spam will result in a 30 Day Ban
mc.thehellix.com
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Stonekeep
Stonekeep! Step into the legendary world of Stonekeep! This medieval adventure combines challenging gameplay, rare items, and a vibrant community. Whether you’re building mighty fortresses, exploring hidden dungeons, or battling fierce foes, a new quest always awaits. Join us and carve your legacy in the realm of Stonekeep!
104.247.112.54
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””> Be Edgy Minecraft Server””
Are you tired of being oppressed by the leftist rule of other Minecraft servers? Are you a rebel at heart, constantly getting banned for your edgy comments? Look no further, because on our server, we embrace the edgy! Join us and let your inner rebel run wild as you say all the edgy shit you want without fear of being banned. Embrace the chaos and join us on the server where edgy is the new cool. Let’s see how long you can last before getting banned again! -
Don’t Forget Anons, Before Silky’s Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because on our server, before Silky’s flashback, there was YOU! That’s right, you are the star of the show here.Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a whole lot of chaos. We’ve got flying pigs, talking sheep, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the legendary diamond pickaxe of destiny is hidden somewhere on the server, just waiting for a brave soul like yourself to find it. Will you be the one to uncover its power and rule the land?
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just remember, before Silky’s flashback, there was YOU!