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Hey all, our realm is adding a few more members to our survival realm. Using the Insanecraft mod which includes custom weapons, mobs (both friendly and hostile) and many unique crafting recipes! No griefing or killing other players, work together!
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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further than our server, where we bring you the Lyfe Wyfe Edition Version 1.7 “Gradient of Souls”! Join us for some ASMR Minecraft action that will tickle your senses like never before.
Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server in existence, ruled by the one and only “Mad King” Eddie Kingston! Join us if you dare to enter a world where pigs fly, creepers tell jokes, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally, we have a diamond rain event every Tuesday).
Join our Minecraft server and experience the wildest art class of your life! Our nude life model may cancel last minute, but don’t worry, because you could be the next model sensation! Get ready to show off your blocky bod to a group of eager artists who just want to draw some Minecraft-inspired masterpieces. Who needs fruit when you can be the star of the show? Come join us for a truly unforgettable experience that will have you saying, “I can’t believe I just did that in a video game!”
Welcome to the most wild and wacky Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.
Tired of entitled millennials taking your hard-earned cash? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and take revenge on those lazy degree-holding scammers by building giant statues of student loan debt monsters and unleashing them on unsuspecting players. Show those entitled brats that hard work and creativity always triumph over entitlement! Plus, rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghostly Karen who demands to speak to the manager of every pixelated shop. Join us now for a wild ride of revenge and ridiculousness!