Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. But here’s the twist – the chest was guarded by a pack of angry llamas wearing sunglasses. The player had to defeat them in a dance-off to claim the loot. True story.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament where players ride on chickens armed with carrots and battle it out in epic duels. The winner gets bragging rights and a chicken-shaped trophy made out of solid gold (not really, but we can dream).
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. It’s hot, it’s crazy, it’s everything you never knew you needed in a Minecraft server. See you in the game, adventurer!
WE HAVE EPIC BUILDS THAT WILL MAKE YOUR JAW DROP FASTER THAN THE TEMPERATURES IN EUROPE ROSE IN 2023! OUR COMMUNITY IS SO LIT THAT EVEN THE SUN WOULD BE JEALOUS (BUT DON’T WORRY, YOU WON’T DIE FROM HEAT EXPOSURE HERE)!
JOIN NOW AND BE PART OF THE COOLEST (LITERALLY) SERVER IN THE MINECRAFT UNIVERSE! DON’T BE A STATISTIC LIKE THOSE POOR EUROPEANS, JOIN US AND SURVIVE IN STYLE!
Picture this: You’re building your dream castle when suddenly, a wild friend appears at your doorstep. But wait, your girlfriend has forbidden him from entering your realm! What do you do? Do you risk it all and let him in for a quick shower? The drama, the suspense, the heat exhaustion – it’s all here on our server!
But that’s not all – we have unexpected plot twists, like getting shot and dying (but still being allowed inside for emergencies, of course). And let’s not forget the ultimate test of friendship: being the best man at your friend’s wedding, only to have your girlfriend despise him. Can you navigate these treacherous waters while still building the coolest Minecraft creations?
So why wait? Join our server now for a wild ride of friendship, betrayal, and shower time shenanigans. Who knows what insane stories await you in this crazy world!
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Server Type | Survival Multiplayer |
| Focus | Town-building and community events |
| Unique Approach | No towny or claims plugin, vanilla player-honored system |
| Community | Tight-knit, friendly, drama-free |
| Experience | Vanilla with minor exceptions |
| Security | Robust backups, protection measures against theft and griefing |
| Seasons | Seasons last long for stability and continuity |
| Events | Community-hosted events for participation and fun |
Join our Discord community and follow the application process to become a member.
The server focuses on town-building and community events to foster creativity and collaboration.
Yes, the server maintains a vanilla player-honored system with minor exceptions for gameplay.
Seasons on the server are known to last for stability and continuity, with the latest season just starting.
Yes, the server hosts community events like hide-and-seek, boat racing, and gift exchanges for players to participate in.
Join us for a wild ride through pixelated chaos, where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe build a little too). Our community is so wacky, you’ll be laughing your blocky head off as you navigate through insane challenges and crazy adventures.
From exploding chickens to flying pigs, you never know what you’ll encounter on our server. So why wait? Join now and become part of the most obnoxiously awesome fanbase in Minecraft history!
Why join, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community that hosts weekly Drinking Nights and Multiplayer Nights? We even have a Gamin’ Night every Tuesday for all you gaming furries out there. Plus, our upcoming Halloween Event on November 1st is going to be a howling good time!
But that’s not all! Our avatar resources are so extensive, you’ll never run out of ways to customize your fursona. And don’t even get us started on the outrageous stories and adventures you’ll have on this server. From finding rare treasures in thrift stores to battling virtual dragons, there’s never a dull moment on /vrfg/!
So come on, join us and experience the wildest, fluffiest, and most fur-ocious Minecraft SMP server around. Who knows, you might just find your new furiend for life!
Imagine this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, your brother-in-law and sister-in-law show up in-game. They owe you $1,200 in virtual diamonds and they’re avoiding you like the plague. But fear not, because on our server, you can make them pay up in the most epic way possible.
Sell them a broken pickaxe for $1,200, or better yet, trap them in a dungeon until they cough up the virtual cash. The possibilities are endless! And if that’s not enough, we have a marketplace where you can sell your old tools for outrageous prices. Who needs real money when you can make a fortune in Minecraft?
So join our server now and let the games begin. It’s time to show your brother-in-law and sister-in-law who’s boss in the world of blocks and pixels. Let the drama unfold in the most hilarious way possible!
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of accidentally setting your friend’s house on fire while trying to cook a chicken, or getting lost in the Nether and ending up in a secret underground disco party hosted by zombie pigmen.
Forget about boring first dates, on our server the only mistake you’ll make is not joining sooner! So grab your pickaxe and come join the chaos – just make sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers hiding in the bushes!
Join us and experience the wonders of quantum crafting, where you can literally create items out of thin air using the power of your mind (and a little bit of redstone). Forget about mining for hours on end, just think about what you want and watch it materialize before your eyes!
But that’s not all – our server also offers a unique feature called time-travel mining. Ever wanted to go back in time and mine for diamonds in the prehistoric era? Well now you can, thanks to our patented time-travel technology! Just watch out for those pesky dinosaurs…
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of Minecraft? That’s right, these dolphins have built an underwater empire complete with coral castles and seaweed farms, and they’re always looking for new recruits to join their aquatic adventures.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown by the craziest Minecraft experience you’ve ever had! Just be sure to watch out for those time-traveling dinosaurs…
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Java & Bedrock Crossplay | We support Java Edition after 1.17 and allow Bedrock Edition players to thrive on the server with bridged features. |
| Tight-knit Community | We have a close community that values player feedback and interaction. |
| Active PvP Scene | Multiple PvP areas, combat timer, and SMP PvP implementation. |
| Envoys | Random spawns of valuable loot in PvP-enabled zones. |
| Griefing and Raiding | No build protection, promoting trust and base protection efforts. |
Yes, we support Java & Bedrock crossplay on our server.
No, we do not include build protection tools to encourage player interaction and base protection strategies.
Use the “Add Friend” feature on the Friends tab, search for “ServerMenu” accounts, add one with Minecraft-themed avatar, and join the world to access the server list.
We have PvP arenas, combat timers, and specific rules to maintain fair combat practices.
You can join our Discord or visit our website to interact with the community and share your thoughts.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Kissy Castle, where players can compete in kissing contests to win fabulous prizes. And rumor has it, the winner of the annual Kissy Castle tournament gets to marry the elusive Kissy Queen and rule over the server as their royal consort.
So come join us on our server and experience the royal treatment you deserve. Who knows, you might just find your true love in the form of a pixelated princess or prince. Kisses await you, my noble gamers!
Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and secret underground dance parties with creepers. Our server is filled with unique challenges and crazy events that will keep you on your toes and laughing until you cry.
So say goodbye to the monotony of /e/ and hello to the wild and wacky world of our Minecraft SMP. Come join us and show off your creativity, your sense of humor, and your ability to survive in the most absurd situations. See you in the game, you crazy diamond!
