join this server if you wanna be part of the most epic flood survival team ever. we got strategies, we got skills, we even got a secret stash of enchanted golden apples hidden somewhere in the map. it’s gonna be lit, fam.
imagine the bragging rights you’ll have when you survive a flood that only happens once every 5,000 years. you’ll be a legend, a hero, a true minecraft master. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s show vienna how it’s done.
Join us for epic battles between shiggy and deku, where the fate of the server hangs in the balance. Will shiggy finally defeat deku and claim victory? Or will deku come out on top and reign supreme? The only way to find out is to join the madness!
But wait, there’s more! Our server has an epilogue that will leave you on the edge of your seat. Pastebin links, YouTube themes, we’ve got it all!
So why wait? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even become the next legend of the server.
Just like on a cruise ship, you can lounge in our virtual hammocks all day long without anyone telling you to move. We encourage hammock hogging and even have a special command to reserve your hammock for the entire day.
But beware, there may be some virtual Karen’s who will try to steal your hammock spot. Don’t let them ruin your relaxation time! Stand your ground and assert your hammock dominance.
So come join us on the craziest Minecraft server where hammock hogging is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! Who knew virtual hammock drama could be so entertaining?
Our server is so lit that it can actually improve your eyesight while you play. We have magical potions that will make you see in 20/20 vision, no joke! Plus, our virtual world is so immersive that you’ll forget all about your real-life vision problems.
And get this, living in a city or East Asia actually makes you more likely to become a Minecraft pro on our server. It’s like the universe is telling you to join us! And if you’re a female, well, you’re basically destined to dominate on our server.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make your shortsightedness a thing of the past. See you in the game, future Minecraft champ!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a majestic ruler who controls all the chickens in the land. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a chicken dance-off, he will grant you unlimited chicken nuggets for life!
So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knows, you might even uncover the secrets of the Mayan cycle and become the ultimate Minecraft champion!