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Elderly Heatwave: GenZ Minecraft
Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, it’s got ambient outdoor heat that will make you feel like you’re actually in the game, sweating and all! Plus, get this, it’s got some magical powers that will make you age faster, so you can be an old granny in no time! Imagine all the wisdom you’ll have, even though you’re only 12! So come on down and join the fun, before you turn into a raisin! -
BabyCreeperCancerRisk
yo, u ever heard of a minecraft server where the ambient heat during pregnancy is linked to an increased risk of childhood cancer? well, this server is so lit that even unborn babies are getting in on the action! join us for a chance to mine and craft your way to victory while dodging cancerous creepers and fiery lava pits. it’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you’ll never be bored! come join the madness and see if you can survive the ultimate challenge. -
ChillCraft: Brain Freeze Edition
so, like, u ever wonder if ur brain is, like, affected by heat and cold and stuff? well, this server is, like, the perfect place for u to find out! we have, like, over 2,000 preadolescents who have had their brains scanned and stuff to show that heat and cold can, like, totally mess with ur white matter microstructure.join our server and, like, experience the ultimate brain freeze as u navigate through our crazy world filled with extreme temperatures! u’ll never look at a snow biome the same way again, trust me. plus, who doesn’t want to be a part of groundbreaking research that proves fetuses and children are sensitive to temperature extremes?
so, like, come join us and see if u can survive the heat and cold and come out with ur brain intact. it’s gonna be a wild ride, for sure!
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PixelPlat Minecraft Server
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like the Sony of Minecraft servers – always bringing you the hottest new content! We’re so popular that even the Switch 2 is planning to launch with a 3D Mario game just to keep up with us. Join us and be a part of the game industry revolution – where 3D platformers are the priority once again! Who needs diamonds when you can have a gaming experience this epic? -
PastaCraft Minecraft Server
Oh, honey, let me tell you about this Minecraft server! It’s like a virtual Italy, but with blocky buildings and pixelated pasta. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of Italianas building a replica of the Leaning Tower of Pisa out of diamond blocks. And don’t even get me started on the pizza parties we have every Friday night – it’s like a cheesy, tomato-y, pepperoni-y dream come true! So come join us on this server and experience the Italiana madness for yourself. Mama mia, it’s gonna be a spicy meatball of a time! -
Phobos SMP: Where Creepers plan surprise parties & custom bosses are just really confused mobs
Phobos SMP Server Overview
Version v1.20.6/v1.21 Launch Date Tomorrow Community Type Chill community based SMP Features - 2 custom bosses
- Legendary weapons to compete for
- No mods
- Active welcoming community
- Lore story with custom datapacks and texture pack
- Whitelist for server safety
- Experienced admin team
- Vanilla feel with quality of life changes
FAQ
What do I do after joining the Discord?
Go to the #smp-application-here channel in the discord and introduce yourself. The admins will grant you access to the server.
Who can join the server?
People from all over the world are welcome to join. The server has many European members and is looking for more members from American timezones.
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BidenHatersMCServer
Are you tired of all the Biden haters out there? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is a safe haven for all Biden supporters! Join us and bask in the glory of a world where Joe Biden reigns supreme. We are a community of millions, united in our love for our beloved president.But beware, Biden haters, for we will not tolerate any slurs or insults towards our dear leader. We may have our differences, but we will always have each other’s backs in the face of adversity. So if you’re tired of the negativity and vitriol, come join us and experience the beauty of a world where Biden is king.
And to all the haters out there, we don’t hate you. We pity you. We’re sorry that you’re missing out on the joy of having a normal president again. But it’s not too late to join us and embrace the wonder that is Joe Biden. So put down your Hunter Biden conspiracy theories and come join us in a world of peace, love, and unity. Who knows, you might just find what you’ve been searching for all along.
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BlockyBuddies Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, Ryugasaki Rene owes me sex and paizuri! That’s right, join now and you might just get in on the action too! Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? So come on over and see what all the fuss is about – you won’t be disappointed! -
Welcome to The Toddler’s Playpen: Java + Bedrock 1.20 Edition, where Bedtime is a Community Event!
TheCrib Minecraft Server Overview
Server Type Survival, SMP, Factions, Anarchy Compatible Platforms Java & Bedrock Supported Java Versions 1.7 to latest Server IP thecribmc.us.to Bedrock Port 19132 Discord Server discord.gg/thecribmc Wiki wiki.thecrib.live FAQ
1. Can I play on TheCrib server with the Bedrock version of Minecraft?
Yes, TheCrib server supports both Java and Bedrock versions of Minecraft.
2. What type of gameplay modes are available on TheCrib server?
The server offers Survival, SMP, Factions, and Anarchy gameplay modes.
3. Are there any quality of life features implemented on TheCrib server?
Yes, TheCrib server focuses on quality of life features and values the player experience.
4. How can I join TheCrib server?
You can join TheCrib server using the server IP: thecribmc.us.to and Bedrock port 19132.
5. Is there a Discord server for TheCrib community?
Yes, you can join TheCrib Discord server at discord.gg/thecribmc.