Hearty Minecraft Servers

Hearty

  • Epic Craft Realms 1.20.4

    Epic Craft Realms 1.20.4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server because we have soup that will make your muscles as strong as a tomato’s! And not just any soup, but a soup with garlic, onion, white wine, and tomato paste. Pair it with sour dough bread and wine for the ultimate gaming experience.

    You won’t find this level of culinary expertise on any other server, so come join us and level up your taste buds while you level up your Minecraft skills. Don’t miss out on the delicious fun – join now!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • The Breakfast Club Minecraft SMP

    The Breakfast Club Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to Throte Breakfast, the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP out there! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, a player joined Throte Breakfast and found themselves in a world where pigs rode on top of creepers, chickens wore diamond armor, and zombies did the Macarena. Yes, you heard that right. The mobs in our world have some serious dance moves.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Bacon Mountain, where the bacon grows on trees and the rivers flow with maple syrup. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the magical Pancake Palace, where the pancakes are always fluffy and the syrup is bottomless.

    So come join us at Throte Breakfast, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the madness. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you in this crazy world?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SMPComfortFoodMinecraft

    SMPComfortFoodMinecraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate comfort food for your gaming soul!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles against giant mutant chickens, intense mining expeditions to find the rarest of diamonds (guarded by evil llamas, of course), and don’t forget about our weekly dance parties with creepers!

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base where we hoard all the enchanted golden apples and TNT. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of bacon!

    So if you’re ready to spice up your Minecraft experience and feast on some seriously wacky adventures, come join us on our server. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because in this world, anything can happen – even pigs flying (literally).

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • No Chowder, Only Minecraft

    No Chowder, Only Minecraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    join dis epic minecraft server where chicago clam chowder is banned cuz it’s too OP. we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the moonwalk. the diamonds here are so big, they can be used as beds for giants. and don’t even get me started on the creepers, they wear sunglasses and blast dubstep when they explode. come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ComfortFoodie SMP

    ComfortFoodie SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of eating boring old comfort food in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP where we have a secret recipe for the most delicious virtual comfort food you’ve ever tasted! Our chefs have been working tirelessly to create the perfect pixelated pizza and mouth-watering Minecraft mac and cheese. Trust us, once you taste our digital delicacies, you’ll never want to eat real food again! So come join us and satisfy your cravings in a whole new way.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ChowderCraft: Soup or Cereal?

    ChowderCraft: Soup or Cereal?

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join dis minecraft server where we serve up clam chowder like no other! our soup is so epic, it’s like a cereal for your soul! imagine slurping up those creamy, chunky bites while building epic castles and battling creepers. it’s a whole new level of gaming experience, like diving into a bowl of deliciousness while fighting off zombies. trust me, once you taste our clam chowder, you’ll never want to leave this server! so come on in and get ready for a wild ride of soup-tastic adventures!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BeanCraft: Where beans on toast is the only currency!

    BeanCraft: Where beans on toast is the only currency!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with their basic builds and lackluster communities? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most bean-tastic place to be!

    Join us if you dare, because on our server, there’s too much beans on toast! That’s right, every corner you turn, every block you break, you’ll be greeted with the delicious aroma of baked beans and buttery toast. It’s a culinary delight for your virtual taste buds!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous Bean Bandits, a group of mischievous players who roam the land causing chaos and spreading joy (and beans) wherever they go. Will you join their ranks or try to stop their bean-filled antics? The choice is yours!

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience a world where beans on toast reign supreme and anything is possible. Just be sure to bring your appetite and a sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Crafty McCraftface: The Adventures of ‘Rance’

    Crafty McCraftface: The Adventures of ‘Rance’

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we’re eating good, Rancebros! Why settle for virtual food when you can feast like kings in our virtual world?

    Join our server and experience the thrill of hunting down rare and exotic food items, from golden apples to enchanted pork chops. Our chefs are top-notch and will whip up delicious meals that will have you coming back for more.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground food fight club where players can battle it out with pies, cakes, and even rotten flesh. It’s messy, it’s chaotic, and it’s absolutely hilarious.

    So why wait? Join our server today and get ready to indulge in the most outrageous food adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft. Remember, on our server, we’re eating good, Rancebros!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Khazarian Kraziness: Crafting with the Bros!

    Khazarian Kraziness: Crafting with the Bros!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where the Khazarian bros are taking over! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, the Khazarian bros were on a quest to find the rarest diamonds in all of Minecraft land. But little did they know, they stumbled upon a portal that transported them to this crazy server. Now, they’re on a mission to build the most epic castle made entirely out of emeralds and obsidian.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be brave enough to venture down and claim your riches?

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever experience. Test your skills against the Khazarian bros and see if you have what it takes to come out on top.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the Khazarian bros’ epic adventure. Who knows, you might just become a legend in the Minecraft world!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Crafty Chocobos – Minecraft meets Final Fantasy XIV: Endwalker! LOL

    Crafty Chocobos – Minecraft meets Final Fantasy XIV: Endwalker! LOL

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the early access on Friday, June 28, 2024 at 2:00 AM PDT and experience a whole new world of craziness!

    We have a Final Fantasy XVI collaboration event happening right now until Wednesday, May 8 at 7:59 AM PDT. Fight monsters, complete quests, and maybe even ride a chocobo in the game! Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you?

    But that’s not all! We also have a cross-region data center travel test going on until Patch 7.0. Travel to different regions in the game and see if you can find the legendary diamond sword hidden in the depths of the Nether!

    And don’t forget about our PvP Series 5 event happening until Patch 7.0. Show off your PvP skills and battle it out with other players for the ultimate bragging rights!

    Join our server now and get access to resources, free companies, and linkshells that will make your Minecraft experience even more epic! And who knows, you might even meet some fellow gamers in our meetups…just kidding, there are no meetups because the game is dead. But hey, that just means more mobs for you to slay, right?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP