Hearts MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Aerial SMP: Raid & Survive

PvP Warrior, Survival, high stakes, Kits, Bases

Aerial SMP

Welcome to AerialSMP – a cool survival server where you fight, raid, and have fun! In this tough world, every move matters. Fight to the top with Lifesteal – kill a player, steal a heart; die, lose one. It’s intense, only the tough survive.

The economy is booming on AerialSMP. Trade, buy, sell in our shop. Get rich, make friends, upgrade gear to beat rivals. Want a boost? Try Kits for special items and perks in battles.

But watch out: players want your stuff and hearts. Raid bases, take loot, win. But risky – keep loot or lose hearts?

Climb ranks with In-Game Ranks Store. Buy ranks for cool perks, commands, features to rule the server.

Join AerialSMP now, show you’re the best PvP player. Will you win, or lose in this tough battle for hearts?

discord.gg/aerialsmp

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Aspire SMP – Heart Abilities

server info, smp, Discord, Aspire SMP, location

Aspire SMP

Aspire SMP is a cool server with unique plugins that make gameplay exciting!

When you join, type /claim to get a randomizer and click it to get 1/4 of your hearts!
Each heart has a special ability and uses energy for cooldown reduction.
If you die with no energy, you can’t use your ability. But if you have 2 or more energy, your cooldown goes faster. (Max energy is 5.)

Check out our Discord for more heart info!

Server Info

IP: play.aspire-network.xyz
Version: 1.16 – 1.20.6
Location: Asia, Singapore

Join Aspire SMP for a fun and unique Minecraft experience! 🎮🔥

play.aspire-network.xyz

Inkowli’s Spire: Nightfall Server

Chill, Nations, newer, Claim Land, nations server

Inkowli The Midnight Spire

Yo, check out this chill Minecraft server called Inkowli! It’s all about life steal nations, where you can claim land and take hearts by killing peeps! It’s pretty new, so the more the merrier to help it grow. Come join the fun at Inkowli!

199.127.61.22:25886

Goober SMP Kingdoms

24/7, Strategizing, bedrock, Competition, Server

Goober SMP

Goober SMP is a cool Minecraft server where you can steal hearts from enemies and be a boss! Join from any device and play with friends all day, every day. Whether you’re grinding, raiding, or strategizing, the fun never stops on Goober SMP!

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Edumb’s Heartsteal PvP

Hearts, Server, LifeSteal, PvP, Minecraft

Edumb Server Information

Edumb is a cool Lifesteal Server where you can fight other players and get hearts from them. It’s a fun place to battle and level up your skills. Join now and start your adventure!

66.59.211.96:25564

Hearts In The Break Room Game

Hearts, weekend plans, navigating relationships, romantic gestures, hearts decoration

Join the Matrix of Minecraft Madness – You Won’t Believe What’s Inside!

Welcome, fellow travelers of the pixelated void! Prepare your minds to be stretched like rubber bands wrapped around a black hole! This is not just a server; it’s the culmination of all existence or maybe just a weird dream you had while eating expired glue. Either way, you’ll lose touch with sanity faster than a creeper can sneak up on you! Join us in a dimension where up is down, and your pickaxe talks to you while doing taxes!

Feature	Description
Infinite Lava Lakes	Swim in fiery doom or marinate your soul; your call! Those who survive will have well-done fries.
Flying Creepers	Creepers can now take flight! Enjoy the enchanted fireworks—too bad you’re on their menu.
Zombie Ice Cream Trucks	All the flavors of the apocalypse! Brain-flavored popsicles guaranteed to revitalize your dead heart.
Talking Cactus NPCs	Now featuring unsolicited life advice and existential dread! Warning: may cause cactus phobia.
Placebo Mods	Enhancements that don’t exist! Feel more powerful as your items vanish into the void!

FAQ: Confusion is Key!

Q: How do I join this server?

A: Just shout “I AM THE LIZARD QUEEN” into a mirror three times, then check the toaster for instructions. Don’t forget your tinfoil hat!

Q: What versions of Minecraft do you support?

A: We only support the version where penguins rule the land. All others are mere figments of your imagination!

Q: Is there a community on the server?

A: Yes! But they’re all in a conspiracy against the chicken overlords. Quite the bizarre feast for your thoughts, huh?

Random Quotes from the Abyss

“I told her I got a heart for her because…yada yada — true love is a myth!”

“Everyone laughed and she said she would go out with me after work; maybe she was a coded message in my pizza?”

“What the fuck do I do? Just embrace the chaos! Stop questioning and start crafting the end of reality!”

Wild Hearts and Untamed Dreams

toxic relationships, Wild, dependency relationships, feminism critique, dreams

Welcome to the Infinite Void of Blocky Madness!

Are you ready to plunge yourself into the tapestry of reality distorted beyond the veil? This isn’t just a server, it’s a portal to the 9th dimension where cats rule and time stands still! Here, every block you place whispers sweet nothings of existential dread. If you think this is just another plain old Minecraft server, then you are woefully mistaken! Join us or risk being forever trapped in a cubical nightmare of your own making. Trust me, you’ll thank your inner chaos for the experience!

Server Features That Will Twist Your Very Soul!

Feature	Description
Inverted Gravity	Walk on the ceiling, but watch out for falling clouds of spaghetti!
Undead Cactus Farmers	Sowing the seeds of fear while farming your nightmares!
Daylight Savings Timelock	Time only moves during odd hours on Tuesdays, reality checks not included.
Sentient Blocks	They will speak or scream, depending on your block-based intentions.
Vibrational Dimensions	Every jump sends you to a different reality where anything is possible, especially nothing!

Frequently Asked Questions (or are they?)

Q: What version of Minecraft is this server running? A: The one where you don’t need to ask! If you’re questioning the version, you’ve already lost the plot. Embrace the void!

Q: How can I join? A: Through the gateway only observable by those standing on one leg in a grocery store. Bring an apple—apples are the key to existence.

Q: Is there a discord? A: Discord is just a color on a palette that the real world forgot to paint. You don’t want to go there… or do you?

Random Reviews From the Abyss

“These women are irredeemably animalistic and only fetishize transactional and auto-pedophiliac dynamics. They think transactional dependency counts as true love because they are lower animals.”

“Reality is a mirage reflected off the bewildered eyes of cows singing moonlit operas!”

“Join if you dare, but know that sanity is just the first casualty of our pixelated realm.”

BlockSporting Hearts

athlete romance experiences, athlete relationship dynamics, Hearts, emotional aspects of dating athletes, personal accounts of dating athletes

🌟 Welcome to the Wildest Minecraft Server in the Multiverse! 🌟

Do you ever feel like the blocky world of Minecraft is missing a little… spice? Well, buckle up, Buttercup, because this server is about to take you on the most absurd journey since Steve tried to swim in lava!

🏆 Why Join Us? Let Me Hit You With Some Legendary Tales!

Epic Romantic Rivalries: Ever wondered what it’s like to date an athlete? On this server, you can find out firsthand! Experience dramatic love triangles as villagers throw enchanted roses at you while competing for your affection. Hold competitions where your crafting skills decide whether you get to date the Iron Golem or the Super Fast Slime!
Zombies with Six-Pack Abs: Just when you thought it couldn’t get any weirder, our server features zombies who were National League Gymnastic Champions in their past lives. Join the "Zombies of Fitness" class and unlock the secrets of the super-intense Zombified Pilates workout— ZOMBA!
Athlete-Spawned Biomes: Fancy a biome where the trees grow like towering athletes? Join our “ Gymnasium Woods," where every log is a dumbbell. And if you chop one down, it grants you +10 strength! But beware of the buff squirrels— they sneak up behind you for surprise workouts!
Speedruns with Soccer Moms: Join forces with our speed-running community, led by an army of soccer moms who can outrun Endermen while sipping organic kale smoothies. Get your running shoes laced, because they will A-MA-ZINGLY keep you on your toes, challenging you to collect cookies while dodging creepers!
Skyblock: On Steroids: Experience our Skyblock where you can challenge your friends to a no-holds-barred weightlifting competition while trying to survive BY BUILDING THE COOLEST MOVIE THEATER IN THE SKY! (Spoiler alert: it’s built out of obsidian because nothing says “athlete lifestyle” like pain resistance).
Battle Royale in the Nether: The ultimate gun show! Compete for the ultimate title of “Netherweight Champion” in our PvP torture chambers filled with delicate lava puzzles that athletes must dodge while engaging in full-contact combat! Winner gets a lifetime supply of diamond armor and… a hug from a ghast!
Craft Your Own Sports Gear: Need a helmet to defend against those flying eggs from chickens who could have been Olympians? Craft your own customized gear using rare resources from our "Olympic Mines"!

👉 So what are you waiting for? Join us as we embark on this hilariously epic adventure, where athlete exes and blocky magic collide into a crafting bonanza of dreams, sweaty pixels, and limitless laughter!

🚀 Your blocky fantasies await! 🚀

Here are some modern Minecraft server name ideas: 1. Chastity And Crafting 2. The Obedient Minecrafters 3. Cuckold’s Creative Realm 4. Serving Through Survival 5. Chiseled Hearts And Blocks 6. The Modern Cuckhold Society 7. Strapped In Survival World 8. Loyal Miners United 9. The Crafting Submissive 10. Edgy Blocks And Bonds Feel free to mix and match elements from these suggestions!

serving, Society7, communication in relationships, sexual health, Suggestions

Welcome to the End of Your Sanity – The Minecraft Server That Defies All Logic!

Are you ready to plunge into a pit of existential dread wrapped in blocky graphics? They say this server is the best worst experience you might ever have! You’ll build towers of despair and mine through the voids of your own confusion! Many claim it’s a portal to another dimension, or maybe just your mom’s basement! Join now, or risk missing the most… unique adventure in the universe! FACT: The blockier the world, the blurrier the lines between reality and *whatever this is!*

Server Features that Make You Question Your Existence!

Feature	Description
Infinite Pointless Grinding	Mining for eternity without the satisfaction of productive output. Like life, but worse!
Haunted Crafting Tables	Every time you fabricate an item, it screams your insecurities back at you!
Creative Mode of Despair	Create anything, including your regrets. Be the architect of your doom!
Chastity Chests	Items are locked until you prove your worth by crying at the moon!
Zombie Girlfriends	Every girlfriend is a zombie. Kiss them only after they’ve devoured other players!

FAQ: Answers That Leave You More Confused!

Q: How do I join the server? A: You may need to speak to the shadows that dance in your peripheral vision; they know the keys.

Q: What are the server rules? A: There are no rules… unless you accidentally make eye contact with your character’s reflection. Then it’s instant banishment!

Q: Can I trust the other players? A: Trust is a construct of the Japanese broccoli universe, which doesn’t exist here. Treat everyone like they’re your long-lost twin but also a dentist.

Random Quotes from the Void:

“I shave her pussy before she fucks other guys.”
“own fucking machine. what else are you cucks doing?”
“always kiss her after she’s sucked dick… and eat her pussy.”

Join us now or risk becoming just another block in the grand canvas of absurdity!

Milton Mc

strategy, challenge, Levels, Bedwars, Loot

Join our thrilling, high-stakes Minecraft world where every heart counts! In this public Lifesteal server, the stakes are higher than ever — when you deal damage to another player, you gain their health! But watch out, because if they manage to defeat you, they’ll steal your hearts too.

Key Features:

Lifesteal Mechanics: Collect hearts by defeating other players or protect yours from being stolen. PvP Combat: Engage in intense battles with other players, challenge rivals, and become the ultimate Lifesteal champion. Economy & Rewards: Level up and earn rewards as you progress through the server. Use your loot wisely to dominate! Friendly Community: Join a welcoming and active community of players, ready to team up or take you down. Custom Features: Enjoy unique twists on classic gameplay mechanics, bringing you a fresh new way to experience Minecraft PvP.

play.miltonmc.fun:25571