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Players: | 99/200 | Votes: | 894 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Ether Blades Crafted: | 7 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 15 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 33 |
Animals Bred: | 105 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 11 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 3 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 34 |
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