Heartless Minecraft Servers

Heartless

  • LootCraft Minecraft Server

    LootCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the White Elephant game takes on a whole new level of craziness! Join us for a chance to win virtual gifts that will blow your mind, like a diamond sword, enchanted armor, or even a stack of golden apples!

    Just like in the real game, you never know what you’ll end up with. Maybe you’ll score a rare item that will make you the envy of all your friends, or maybe you’ll end up with a pile of dirt that you can use to prank unsuspecting players.

    But be warned, trading gifts is not for the faint of heart. You might end up with a creeper egg that will explode in your face, or a potion of invisibility that will make you the ultimate troll.

    Join us on our server and experience the thrill of the White Elephant game like never before. Who knows, you might just walk away with the ultimate prize and become the richest player in the virtual world!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • EvilBanter in Minecraft SMP

    EvilBanter in Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s lit AF! We got creepers that do the floss dance, villagers that drop sick beats, and a secret underground base full of diamonds guarded by a squad of evil bunnies.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is haunted by the ghost of a chicken who clucks ominously in the night, and if you dare to challenge him, he’ll curse your inventory with nothing but rotten flesh and poisonous potatoes.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret society of llamas who control the economy and will trade you emeralds for your soul. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP today!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CatApology Minecraft Server

    CatApology Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of your roommate’s cat wreaking havoc in your Minecraft world? Join our server and never worry about virtual feline mischief again! Our server is cat-free and full of exciting adventures waiting for you to explore.

    Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without the fear of it being destroyed by a mischievous cat. Join us and experience the freedom of creating without any interruptions from furry troublemakers.

    Don’t let a real-life cat ruin your virtual fun. Join our server now and say goodbye to puzzle pieces being scattered everywhere by a sneaky feline. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyRoomie Minecraft Server

    CraftyRoomie Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as this roommate situation? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns.

    Reasons to join: 1. Need a break from roommate drama? Our server is the perfect escape! 2. Experience the thrill of navigating through icy biomes with the fear of hypothermia (just kidding, we have cozy virtual fireplaces). 3. Make friends who won’t leave you stranded at work or owe you rent (unless you count virtual diamonds as rent). 4. Explore a world where the temperature drops to a bone-chilling 43°F (that’s practically Antarctica in Minecraft terms).

    So come join us and leave the real-life roommate drama behind! Who knows, you might even find a friend who won’t call you heartless for not sending an Uber.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • NoCutsNoButtsMC

    NoCutsNoButtsMC

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of everyday life? Look no further than our server, where you won’t have to deal with entitled soccer moms trying to cut in line at the grocery store! Join us for a world of endless possibilities and no labor and contraction stories in sight. Plus, our server is so hot, you won’t even notice the -5 degree weather outside. So come on over and leave the heartless bitches behind – unless they want to play Minecraft, of course!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Why Are Americans So Vile And Heartless? Minecraft SMP

    Why Are Americans So Vile And Heartless? Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with basic builders and bland landscapes? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

    Join our server and witness the chaos of a group of Americans who are so vile and heartless that they make the creepers look like cuddly kittens. With their ruthless PvP skills and cunning tactics, you’ll never know what to expect next.

    But don’t worry, we also have a softer side. Our community is filled with hilarious pranks, epic builds, and insane events that will keep you on your toes. From giant chicken statues to underwater roller coasters, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So why wait? Join now and see for yourself why Americans are the craziest Minecraft players around. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even rage quit a few times. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Hate Minecraft SMP Episode? You’re an Endermite

    Hate Minecraft SMP Episode? You’re an Endermite

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring, emotional episodes that don’t make you feel anything? Well, then you must be a heartless moron! Join our Minecraft SMP server for the ultimate shounen experience at Dandadan!

    We have epic battles, dramatic plot twists, and friendships that will make you cry tears of joy. But beware, if you deny the greatness of our server, you may just find yourself facing off against the legendary griefers of Dandadan.

    So come join us for the most intense, emotional, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP experience of your life. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime at Dandadan!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • GrampsGoneWildMC

    GrampsGoneWildMC

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all your family drama? Look no further than our server, where we promise not to steal your inheritance to pay for someone else’s medical bills!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, building, and zero family drama. Our server is the perfect escape from real life, where you can focus on building the biggest and best creations without worrying about your dad stealing your hard-earned money.

    So come on over and join us, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to use next! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, we promise not to guilt trip you into using your inheritance for anyone else’s benefit. It’s all about you and your Minecraft dreams on our server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • She Killed Millions Minecraft Server

    She Killed Millions Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than the Nether? Look no further than our server, where our admin is a total boss babe who has slain millions of Heartless and Unversed creatures with just a diamond sword and some epic armor. Join us if you want to witness the ultimate showdown between a fearless warrior and the forces of darkness. Plus, rumor has it that our admin once built a castle made entirely out of enchanted golden apples. So come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where danger lurks around every pixelated corner.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • StepmomGriefGuru420

    StepmomGriefGuru420

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape family drama and just have a good time? Look no further! Join our server and leave all the stepmom drama behind. Our server is a safe space where you can build, explore, and mine without any unwanted family members trying to make you “forget” about your past. Plus, we have a strict “no stepmoms allowed” policy, so you can game in peace without any unwanted family bonding activities. So come join us and let’s mine away the stress together! #NoStepmomsAllowed #MinecraftEscape #FamilyDramaFree

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP