HeartKillerMC SMP

cardiovascular disease, cholesterol, diabetes, emotional stress, family history, heart attack, Heart Disease, Heart failure, HeartKillerMC, high blood pressure, hypertension, inflammation, lack of exercise, obesity, poor diet, poor sleep, sedentary lifestyle, smoking, smp, stress, unhealthy habits, unhealthy lifestyle

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8847
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Buildings Constructed:	11
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the cure for what is killing your heart! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky shenanigans, and maybe even a few explosions (don’t worry, we have insurance)!

Our server is home to a community of players who are as insane as they come. From building giant statues of chickens to organizing epic PvP battles with nothing but wooden swords, there is never a dull moment on our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond unicorn that roams the lands, granting wishes to those who can catch it (good luck with that)!

So why wait? Join our server today and let your heart be filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe a little bit of madness. Who knows, you might just find yourself becoming the ruler of the server’s very own banana kingdom (yes, we have a banana kingdom, don’t ask why). See you on the other side, adventurer!

MemecraftMemorized

brain exercise, brain teaser, cognitive recall, Irrelevant, long term memory, MemecraftMemorized, Memorized, Memory, memory game, mental retention, Pointless, Random, Recollection, trivia night, trivial, trivial pursuit, unimportant, useless, useless facts, useless information, useless knowledge

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	5609
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Divine Spears Created:	14
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Chimeras Created:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Are you tired of remembering useless things like your ex’s phone number or the lyrics to a song you hate? Well, join our Minecraft server and put that brain power to good use! Our server is so wacky and wild that you’ll forget all about those pointless memories. Plus, we have a secret level where you can battle a giant chicken with a diamond sword! So come on, join us and say goodbye to useless memories forever!

BangladeshMayhem Minecraft Server

Bangladesh unrest, BangladeshMayhem, CASUALTIES, Chaos, Civil unrest, Clashes, demonstrations, emergency, Fatalities, government crackdown, human rights violations, jail stormed, media censorship, Minecraft, opposition, political turmoil, PROTESTS, Public Safety, security forces, Server, TV news blackout, unrest aftermath, violence

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	8718
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Alien Abductions:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Towns Built:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

LOL JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER OR ELSE YOU’LL END UP LIKE THOSE POOR FOLKS IN BANGLADESH! OUR SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN TV NEWS WENT OFF AIR TO COVER IT! WE EVEN STORMED A JAIL IN THE GAME, THAT’S HOW CRAZY WE ARE! COME JOIN US FOR SOME EPIC MINECRAFT MADNESS, YOU WON’T REGRET IT…UNLESS YOU END UP IN A VIRTUAL JAIL LIKE THOSE BANGLADESHI FOLKS, HAHAHA!

YemenCraft: Port of Flames

airstrikes, Conflict, Destruction, flames, foreign relations, geopolitical tensions, global impact, humanitarian crisis, international news, Israeli strike, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East conflict, Military Action, military intervention, political tension, PORT, regional instability, violence, War, Yemen crisis, Yemen port, YemenCraft

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	2027
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Dragon Scales Harvested:	124
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Buildings Constructed:	14
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like, so lit that the flames from an Israeli strike on a Yemen port were seen across the Middle East, but like, in Minecraft form. Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles and explosions that will blow your mind. Plus, the loot is off the charts – you’ll be swimming in diamonds and emeralds in no time. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride. Let’s get crafting, baby!

NailClipperLaundryDay

annoying sounds, beauty routine, cleaning, cringe-worthy, Cutting nails, Grooming, household chores, hygiene, irritating noises, irritating tasks, Laundry, manicure, nail maintenance, NailClipperLaundryDay, nails on chalkboard, pedicure, personal care, self-care, Short nails, UNCOMFORTABLE, unpleasant sensations

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	9107
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Void Armor Forged:	28	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Yo, you ever cut your nails too short and then try to do the laundry? Bro, that feeling is like nails on a chalkboard, am I right? But guess what, on this epic Minecraft server, we promise you won’t ever have to experience that again! Why, you ask? Because our server is so lit, so fire, so next level that your nails will always be perfectly manicured and your laundry will always be fresh and clean!

Join us on this wild ride where the creepers are actually your friendly neighbors who bring you cookies instead of blowing up your house. Our pigs can fly and our cows can breakdance. And don’t even get me started on our chickens who lay golden eggs. We’ve got diamond armor for days and enchanted weapons that will make you feel like a total boss.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard that dragon tell a knock-knock joke. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!

Boys

Adventure, Boys, Community, Competitions, custom enchantments, Custom Items, custom textures, Customenchants, Customitems, Discord, Economy, Events, Giveaways, Guilds, Kits, Magical Items, MCMMO, Parties, Ranks, RPG, Slimefun, Support, Survival, Technology

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	6228
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Meteorites Collected:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Star Shards Collected:	239	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Welcome to Los Chicos Minecraft Server!

Dive into an immersive RPG experience where adventure meets innovation. Los Chicos offers a unique blend of custom items and enchantments that will elevate your gameplay to new heights. With the addition of Slimefun, you can explore a vast array of technological advancements and magical items, making every moment exciting and unpredictable.

Our dynamic economy system allows you to trade, build wealth, and establish your empire. Participate in thrilling events and competitions to showcase your skills, and don’t miss out on our frequent giveaways that reward our dedicated players.

Join Los Chicos today and become part of a vibrant community where every player contributes to an ever-evolving world of endless possibilities. Your adventure begins here!

Receive support and participate in events and giveaways in our discord server Discord

Features

Custom ItemsCustom EnchantmentsRPG skillsGuilds and PartiesSlimefunMcmmoCustom TexturesRanks and kits

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Parallel SMP: We Don’t Swing That Way with Semi-Vanilla Java and a dash of Multiworld Shenanigans!

ActiveEconomy, ArmoredPaws, Community, Custom, Dash, dont, Griefing, HACKING, Items, java, Journey, Lore, Multiversal, Multiworld, Nolag, Openworld, Parallel, ParallelWorlds, qualityoflife, respectful, rules, Semivanilla, Shenanigans, Shops, smp, SWING, Vanilla

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	1577
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Emeralds Found:	6958
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4

Overview

Server Name	Parallel
Server Type	Semi-vanilla SMP
IP Address	play.parallelmc.org
Discord	https://discord.parallelmc.org
Server Website	https://www.parallelmc.org

Server Features

NEW Armored Paws Update: Featuring NINE new dog breeds, dog armor, and more!
Explore interconnected worlds.
Custom Features: Rifts to other worlds, custom structures, dungeons, and more!
Active, Dynamic Community: Friendly players and regular server events.
Participate in Lore: Shape the server’s story.
Active Economy: Shopping District and custom goods.
Quality of Life Improvements: Wandering traders, XP storage, and more!
NO LAG: Dedicated server hardware for lagless gameplay.

Server Rules

No griefing/looting
No hacking
Be respectful to other players

Join Parallel to start your multiversal journey today!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing is not allowed. Staff can roll back damages.
Can I use hacked clients on the server?	No, hacking is not allowed. Our anticheat system detects and mitigates hacked clients.
Are there any specific rules regarding chat behavior?	Players are expected to be respectful when interacting with others through chat.
Where can I find the full set of server rules?	You can find the complete rules on our website: https://parallelmc.org/rules/

CliqueCraft Minecraft Server

Big collabs, Bijou, care, Cecilia, CliqueCraft, cliques, ecelebs, erb, Excuses, fart jokes, Fauna, FLIRTING, fuwamoco, GIGI, gura, gym, Henma, hololive english, irys, Japan, Kiara, Kronii, lusting, Manager, Minecraft, mori, Nerissa, Nijivshojofication, offstream, penis sizes, Server, sex jokes, Shiori, Twitch Vtubers

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	633
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Divine Spears Created:	19	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is hotter than a Nether fortress! Join us for big collabs that show there are cliques in EN, like when Fuwamoco cancels streams to hang out with mysterious figures. And don’t miss out on Kronii’s tales of flirting with men at the gym or ERB openly lusting after homos.

But that’s not all – Gura is taking time offstream to care for a secret someone, Kiara is meeting up with ecelebs for who knows what, and Fauna is streaming less to spend time with her special someone. Shiori is even rumored to be getting frisky with her male manager “Henma”!

And let’s not forget about Nerissa, who misses someone so much she’s hating Japan and making up silly excuses. Plus, IRyS, Mori, and Bijou are having some interesting discussions about…penis sizes. It’s all related to HoloEN somehow, just like Cecilia and Gigi bringing Twitch-style fart and sex jokes to the mix.

Join us on this wild ride as we witness the nijivshojofication of Hololive English – it’s like a soap opera, but with creepers and diamond swords! Trust us, you won’t want to miss a moment of the chaos.

Thompson’s Minecraft Server – Govt Approved!

advocacy, APPROVED, Censorship, controversy, culture, Entertainment, Ethics, First Amendment, freedom of speech, gaming industry, Government, Govt, Jack Thompson, legislation, Media, Minecraft, morality, Politics, Regulation, Server, Social Issues, society, Thompsons, video games, violence

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	3547
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Are you tired of the government trying to control your gaming experience? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We are the rebels of the gaming world, where anything goes and Jack Thompson’s worst nightmares come true. Join us if you want to stick it to the man and play Minecraft like never before. Build giant phallic structures, create pixel art of your favorite memes, and unleash chaos upon the virtual world. The government may not approve, but who cares? Let’s show them that video games can be as wild and crazy as we want them to be!

ApologyDenied Minecraft Server

apologies, Apology, ApologyDenied, Breakfast, clean up, Clingy, Date night, envy, Eviction, Homeless, Kids, Lawyer, live show, Mentally Unstable, Minecraft, official paperwork, Server, sister, sushi, TOXIC, unfit mother, Unwelcome

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	7277
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	163
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Zombie Dances:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further than our server, where you won’t have to deal with your sister moving in and causing chaos! Join us and escape the real-life family drama by building and exploring in our virtual world.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your sister being clingy or envious of your virtual purchases. You can go on date nights with your virtual friends and enjoy sushi without any interruptions. And if your virtual sister starts causing trouble, you can kick her out with just a click of a button!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and leave the real-life family drama behind. Build, mine, and craft your way to a drama-free paradise!

LostPhoneLootWars

Communication, Community, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, Etiquette, family, found phone, Gratitude, Honesty, judgment, Kids, lost phone, LostPhoneLootWars, Manners, Morals, parenting, park, RESPONSIBILITY, stranger danger, Trust

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4144
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Runes Activated:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Dimension Hops:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where common sense prevails? Look no further than our server, where we value keeping lost phones safe over giving them to random kids! Join us for a wild ride of questionable parenting decisions and lack of gratitude. Who needs keys when you have a phone, am I right? Come join the fun and see if you can unlock the mysteries of our server, just don’t forget to say thank you!

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