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CraftingLoveGoneWrong

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	7221
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Magic Items Found:	2041	Dragon Eggs Found:	9991
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	375	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10

Tired of your significant other ignoring you for hours on end while they play Minecraft? Well, join our server and you can both ignore each other together! Who needs communication when you can build epic structures and slay dragons side by side? Plus, we have a special couples-only area where you can build matching pixel art hearts and go on romantic virtual dates. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft? Join now and save your relationship (or at least distract yourself from the fact that it’s falling apart)!

RocketRush Minecraft Server

civilian protection, Conflict, Defense, defense system, escalation, gaza, Hamas, hezbollah, iran, Iron Dome, Israel, Israelis, jerusalem, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, multi-proxy attack, rocket attack, RocketRush, SECURITY, Server, Tel Aviv, War

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	6061
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Dragon Scales Harvested:	479	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Ores Mined:	2835	Haunted Chests Opened:	9

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you ready for the craziest Minecraft server experience of your life? We got more explosions than Israelis bracing for a thousand-rocket, multi-proxy attack! Join us and witness the chaos unfold as creepers, zombies, and skeletons team up to take down the ultimate boss – the Ender Dragon!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. Rumor has it that Notch himself built a secret diamond castle hidden somewhere in the world, guarded by a pack of rabid wolves and a giant chicken that shoots fireballs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness. Just remember, in this world, anything can happen – even pigs flying and villagers doing the Macarena. Let’s get this party started, baby!

FlagDownHaniyehEmbassy

controversy, diplomatic incident, diplomatic protocol, envoy, flag ceremony, FlagDownHaniyehEmbassy, Hamas, Haniyeh, Honor, international relations, Israel, israeli government, lowers flag, MIDDLE EAST, outcry, Palestinian, Politics, protest, summoned, Turkish embassy, Turkish government

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	4546
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Emeralds Found:	5485	Endless Night Skies:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Star Shards Collected:	51
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Chimeras Created:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Meteorites Collected:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, you know? like, the flag is always flying high in honor of all the epic gamers who join us. but, like, one time, the flag was lowered in honor of this dude Haniyeh and everyone was like, “whaaat?” but it was all good cuz we summoned the envoy and had a massive party to celebrate. you gotta join this server, man, it’s wild! there’s like, crazy adventures and epic builds everywhere. plus, we have the best community ever, like, seriously. come join us and be part of the madness!

TaxCraft: Trump’s Debt Adventure

2017 Tax Cuts and Jobs Act, Adventure, affluent incomes, budget deficit, DEBT, Donald Trump administration, economic growth, economic impact, economic inequality, federal debt, fiscal policy, government spending, income inequality, legislative achievement, median wages, tax cuts, tax cuts and jobs act, tax legislation, tax policy, tax reform, TaxCraft, Trump administration, Trumps, wealth gap

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	7972
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Star Shards Collected:	188

join our epic minecraft server where we make the 2017 Tax Cuts and Jobs Act look like child’s play! we have so much fun, you’ll forget all about those pesky federal debts and income disparities. come build with us and watch your virtual wallet grow faster than the economy after those tax cuts. who needs economic growth and median wages when you have a blocky paradise to escape to? join now for a wild ride that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion!

WARRIMINE Minecraft server

Anarchy, Free Donations, griefer, Minecraft, Quests, Server, WARRIMINE

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	798
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	6194	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

We opened not long ago, we have griefer, anarchy, free donations, and quests.

65.108.21.199:25845

EmperixSMP: Where the semi-vanilla is so smooth, even the cows can’t resist joining our Discord!

Achieve, Adventure, BUILD, Community, Cows, Discord, discord server, EmperixSMP, Enhanced Features, Forging Friendships, gameplay, in game, Interruptions, JOINING, Journey, Minecraft, MINECRAFT FANS, Monumental Builds, progress, Resets, Resist, Semivanilla, Smooth, smp, Vanilla, Welcoming Space

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	6116
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Love Letters Sent:	19	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Secret Passages Found:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27

EmperixSMP Minecraft Server Overview

What to Expect	Vanilla+ Experience	Enjoy the best of both worlds with our Vanilla+ SMP. Whether you crave pure vanilla gameplay or prefer enhanced features, Emperix has something for everyone.
	Long-Term World	Say goodbye to frequent resets! Our server is designed to preserve your progress over an extended period, allowing you to build and achieve without interruptions.
	Active Community	Join our lively Discord server where you can connect with fellow players, share your creations, and stay updated on server events and discussions.

How to Join: Ready to embark on your adventure? Join our Discord community here and start your journey on EmperixSMP today!

https://discord.gg/emperixmc

Have questions or want to learn more? Feel free to drop by our Discord, where our friendly staff are ready to assist you!

Whether you’re into monumental builds or forging friendships, EmperixSMP promises a welcoming space for all Minecraft fans. See you in-game!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I join EmperixSMP?	To join EmperixSMP, simply join our Discord community here and start your adventure!
Is EmperixSMP a Vanilla server?	EmperixSMP offers a Vanilla+ experience, combining the best of vanilla gameplay with enhanced features for all players to enjoy.
Is the server world reset frequently?	No, EmperixSMP is designed to maintain a long-term world, allowing players to preserve their progress and achievements over an extended period.
How can I connect with other players on the server?	Join our Discord server to connect with fellow players, share your creations, and stay updated on server events and discussions.

DietCraft Minecraft Server

balanced diet, Body transformation, diet, diet success, DietCraft, exercise routine, fitness goals, health journey, Healthy Eating, healthy habits, lifestyle changes, long-term success, meal planning, Minecraft, nutrition, progress, reaching goals, Results, self improvement, Server, staying motivated, tracking progress, weight loss

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	4647
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	90
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Farms Harvested:	936
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19

Are you tired of boring diets that make you feel like you’re missing out on all the fun? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about your diet again, because our virtual world is filled with all the delicious virtual food you could ever want. From pixelated pizza to blocky burgers, we’ve got it all!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature made entirely of bacon that roams the land in search of hungry players to feed. If you can defeat the Baconator in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of bacon (virtual, of course).

So why wait? Join our server today and start feasting like never before! Who needs a real diet when you can have all the virtual food you could ever dream of?

DadCraft SMP – The Dad Bod Edition

BOD, Caregiver, dad, DadCraft, Daddy Issues, daddy’s boy, daddy’s girl, Edition, family, family bond, family love, Father, Fatherhood, Hero, love, mentor, Parent, paternal figure, Protector, provider, relationship, Role Model, smp, Support

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	3740
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	68
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you, my dad is the owner of this server and he’s basically a Minecraft wizard. Legend has it that he once defeated the Ender Dragon with just a wooden sword and a carrot. Yeah, you heard me right, a CARROT.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever see in Minecraft. We’ve got flying pigs, dancing cows, and even a talking chicken named Cluck Norris. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves.

So come join us on this wild adventure filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for my dad, he’s known to challenge players to epic build battles and he’s never lost…yet.

NoPeeZone Minecraft Server

bathroom cleanliness, bathroom etiquette, bathroom habits, bathroom usage, en suite bathroom, family communication, family dynamics, household responsibilities, household rules, makeup obsession, Minecraft, NoPeeZone, personal space, privacy boundaries, Server, sharing space, sibling conflicts, sibling favoritism, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, teenage hygiene, teenage independence, teenage siblings

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	9812
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Votes:	669
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Star Shards Collected:	278
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Chimeras Created:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sharing is caring…unless it comes to bathrooms! Join us for a wild adventure where you can have your very own en suite bathroom just like the OP in this story. No need to worry about sharing with siblings or dealing with foul smells, because on our server, each player gets their own private bathroom oasis.

Experience the luxury of having a bathroom all to yourself, without any clogs, splatters, or strange diets causing chaos. And if you ever need to relieve yourself in peace, rest assured that no one will be hogging the bathroom for hours on end while perfecting their makeup look.

So come on over and join our server for a bathroom experience like no other. Who knew that Minecraft could offer such a luxurious and hilarious escape from bathroom drama? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

NoKidsAllowedCraft

Accommodation, babysitter, childcare, childproof, Expectations, extended family, family, Guilt, Home office, nephew, Niece, NoKidsAllowedCraft, OVERWHELMING, privacy, rearrange, selfish, single mom, Space, unhelpful, work from home

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	154
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Magic Items Found:	3054	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of privacy and personal space! Just like this guy who refused to let his sister’s kids stay with him, we value our alone time and don’t want any unexpected guests crashing our virtual home.

Join us for a wild adventure where you won’t have to worry about childproofing your Minecraft house or dealing with unexpected visitors. Our server is the perfect place to escape from the chaos of family obligations and enjoy some peace and quiet while you build your dream world.

Plus, if anyone tries to guilt trip you into letting them stay in your virtual home, you can just block them and never have to deal with their drama again. Who needs family when you have a whole Minecraft server to explore?

So come join us and build your own private paradise without any unwanted guests or family drama. Trust us, it’s way more fun than babysitting your sister’s kids for a week!