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TheCraftyCreeper on a Minecraft SMP Rampage

amusing situation, animal antics, birb, bird comedy, bird humor, bird stuck, Catering, catering chaos, catering mishap, comedy, Entertainment, funny animal, funny animal video, funny news, hilarious news, hilarious situation, humor, Minecraft, Rampage, smp, Stuck, TheCraftyCreeper, Trapped, viral news

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	4032
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Dragons Tamed:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Enchantments Applied:	255
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the chaos happens!

Picture this: a birb gets stuck in catering and chaos ensues! The players are tasked with rescuing the birb before it causes too much mayhem in the kitchen. Will they succeed or will the birb take over the server with its culinary skills?

Join our server for a chance to be a hero and save the day from the mischievous birb. Who knows what other crazy adventures await you in this wacky world. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let the madness begin!

Sister’sHubbySlip

body image issues, childhood trauma, emotional outburst, family conflict, family dynamics, family tension, homewrecker accusation, Inappropriate Behavior, Jealousy, mental health, misunderstanding, Projection, Self-expression, sibling rivalry, SistersHubbySlip, swimsuit mishap, Therapy, vacation drama

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	2857
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Chimeras Created:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	25

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama? Look no further than our server, where you can leave all the family feuds behind and focus on building your dream world!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy builds. Our server is so awesome, even your jealous sister and angry husband won’t be able to ruin the fun.

Who needs real-life drama when you can create your own virtual paradise? Come join us and leave the homewrecking accusations at the door. Let’s build a world where tripping over your own feet is the least of your worries!

BoomerCraft

aging, BoomerCraft, cultural references, feeling ancient, feeling behind the times, feeling dated, feeling disconnected, feeling irrelevant, feeling obsolete, feeling old, feeling out of touch, generational gap, getting older, memory triggers, Nostalgia, Reminiscing, societal changes, technology changes, time flying, time passing, youth trends

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	5084
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll feel instantly old when you realize all the kids running around are actually ancient wizards in disguise! That’s right, our server is secretly a gathering place for mystical beings who have been around since the dawn of time. But don’t worry, they’re super friendly and love to teach newcomers their ancient ways. Plus, where else can you ride a unicorn into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? So come on over and join the fun – just don’t be surprised if you start growing a long white beard and casting spells before you know it!

IceAgeCraft: Meltdown Mayhem

Antarctic Ice, Antarctic Peninsula, climate change, climate projections, climate science, Disaster, environmental conservation, environmental impact, extreme weather events, findings, glacial retreat, global warming, ice melt, ice sheet collapse, IceAgeCraft, MAYHEM, Meltdown, natural disasters, polar regions, scientific research, Sea Level Rise, study, Worst Case Scenario

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	4674
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Votes:	1185	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	42
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re chillin’ in Antarctica, just buildin’ your ice castle and stuff, when suddenly, BAM! The ice starts meltin’ like crazy! But wait, hold up, this server is like the opposite of that! We got ice for DAYS, bro! Our ice is so strong, it’s like it’s been doin’ squats at the gym or somethin’!

And get this, our penguins are like, super chill. They won’t steal your diamonds or mess with your redstone contraptions. They’re like the best neighbors you could ask for in a Minecraft server. Plus, we got polar bears that will totally give you a ride on their backs if you ask nicely. How cool is that?

But wait, there’s more! Our igloos have secret passages that lead to hidden treasure rooms filled with emeralds and enchanted gear. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a portal to a dimension where everything is made of ice cream. Yeah, you heard me right, ICE CREAM!

So, why are you still readin’ this? Get your blocky butt over to our server and join the coolest community in Minecraft history! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

HolyCraft Minecraft Server

Beliefs, biblical interpretation, Biblical perspective, Christianity, Christianity today, Church, controversial, FAITH, Holycraft, Homosexuality, Jesus, Lgbt, LGBT community, LGBT rights, LGBTQ, Minecraft, Pastor, Religion, same-sex parents, Sermon, Server, Social Issues, Two dads

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	7121
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Animals Bred:	137
Farms Harvested:	853	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle, build a house out of exploding TNT, and even tame a dragon to be your loyal companion. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to blow up!

But that’s not all – we have exclusive mini-games like “Hot Potato with a Ghast” and “Parkour on a Moving Minecart”. And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can try our infamous “Lava Maze Challenge” where the floor is literally lava!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Just be prepared to laugh, scream, and maybe even cry tears of joy as you embark on the most ridiculous journey of your Minecraft life.

KobrCraft SMP: Lebeta’s Labyrinth

berlin nightlife, DJ Duo, electronic duo, Electronic Music, European music scene, experimental sounds, Kobr, Kobr & Lebeta, KobrCraft, labyrinth, Lebeta, Lebetas, music artists, music collaboration, music creators, music duo, music exploration, music fusion, music innovation, music producers, music production, smp, Techno, underground music

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	6804
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Secret Passages Found:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Void Gems Collected:	18	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience, Kobr > Lebeta! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken that came to life and started terrorizing the server. The only way to stop it? A dance-off, of course! But that’s just the tip of the iceberg on Kobr > Lebeta.

We have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, where players must navigate deadly traps and solve riddles to claim their loot. And don’t even get me started on the llama races that happen every Friday night – you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama in a top hat zooming past you at lightning speed.

But the real reason you should join Kobr > Lebeta? The community, of course! Our players are a wacky bunch who love nothing more than pulling pranks on each other and building ridiculous structures that defy all logic. So come join us and let your creativity run wild – just watch out for those pesky exploding sheep!

PizzaPartyMC Server

childcare, childcare arrangements, Communication, compromise, convenience, dietary restrictions, family dynamics, family tradition, food preferences, friendship, frozen food, Healthy Eating, Kids, meal planning, neighborhood relationships, organic meals, parenting, pizza night, PizzaPartyMC, schedule conflicts, Server, working parents

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	3459
Rating:	4.8 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	740180	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Dimension Hops:	15

Are you tired of boring old pizza nights with just your own kids? Join our Minecraft server for a wild pizza party every night! We’ve got toppings galore and crazy creations that will make your taste buds explode with joy.

Forget about healthy organic meals, we’re all about the frozen pizza life here. Maya may try to push her home-cooked meals on us, but we won’t stand for it! Pizza is life, and we won’t let anyone take that away from us.

Join now for a pizza-filled adventure that will have you craving more. Who needs a balanced diet when you can have endless slices of virtual pizza while building epic structures in Minecraft? Don’t let Maya rain on our pizza parade, come join the fun and let’s eat pizza until the cows come home (or until our virtual stomachs explode)!

MineCraftGrindz

adhd, budgeting, extra money, fast pace, job satisfaction, mental disorder, MineCraftGrindz, overtime pay, productivity, productivity matters, second job, slow pace, team dynamics, time theft, unionized company, warehouse job, work efficiency, work environment, work ethic, work pace

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	4869
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Mines Excavated:	1195	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Secret Passages Found:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Farms Harvested:	885	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where speed is key and ADHD is an advantage! Join us and experience the thrill of moving fast and getting things done in record time.

Our small team of players will appreciate your lightning-fast pace, as it means more time for relaxation and fun in the game. Plus, who needs to work extra hours for double pay when you can finish your tasks in a fraction of the time?

Just like in the warehouse, some players may try to slow you down for their own benefit. But don’t let them hold you back – keep sprinting ahead and show them who’s boss! And remember, if they drive a $70,000 virtual truck in the game, they probably don’t need that extra money anyway.

Join our server now and embrace the chaos of ADHD-fueled productivity. Who needs slow and steady when you can be fast and fabulous? Let’s race to the finish line together!

BattleCrafters

Adversity, BattleCrafters, battling inner demons, Challenges, conquering obstacles, difficult times, emotional resilience., enduring hardships, facing adversity, fighting through hardships, inner strength, mental toughness, overcoming obstacles, perseverance, personal struggles, pushing through tough times, resilience, resilience in the face of adversity, strength in adversity, toughest battles, triumph over adversity

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	3335
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	32	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you’re battling is a lack of creativity? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll face off against the most epic foes you could ever imagine! Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords come charging at you! But don’t worry, our server also has epic rewards like flying pigs that drop golden apples and unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their horns. So if you’re ready for the ultimate battle royale of your Minecraft life, join us now and show those zombie chickens who’s boss!

PutinCraft: Trump’s Thank You

Claims, Communication, Conspiracy, correspondence, current events, Diplomacy, Espionage, Government, Gratitude, international relations, investigation, Leaders, nerve agent attack, new book, Politics, putin, PutinCraft, russia, trump, Trumps, uk, world news

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	4028
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Villages Defended:	19	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Farms Harvested:	457
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	21

so, like, this minecraft server is lit af, bro. like, you gotta join cuz trump wrote a thank you letter to putin after some crazy nerve agent attack in the UK. like, what even is that?! we got all the crazy stuff happening on this server, you gotta join to see for yourself. plus, like, the animals talk and give you quests to find rare diamonds. it’s wild, man. so come join us and let’s have a blast together. #minecraftlife #trumpandputin #nerveagentattackfun