HeartbreakCraft Minecraft Servers

HeartbreakCraft Minecraft Servers

  • HeartbreakCraft: Electric Love Stims

    HeartbreakCraft: Electric Love Stims
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    Players: 94/700 Votes: 5611
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 12 Epic Shields Constructed: 24
    Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Crops Grown: 5710
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13

    New Minecraft Servers

    hey u! yea u! r u tired of being heartbroken in ur minecraft relationships? well do i have the server for u! we use ELECTRICAL BRAIN STIMULATION to ease ur heartbreak! just target the left DLPFC and right VLPFC and BOOM ur love trauma syndrome is GONE! it’s like magic but with electricity! join our server for a randomized, single-blind, parallel-group, sham-controlled study on how to fix ur broken heart in minecraft! don’t wait, join now and say goodbye to heartbreak FOREVER!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • LonerCraft Minecraft Server

    LonerCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 98/900 Votes: 7116
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 8 Emeralds Found: 8904
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 49 Spectral Entities Defeated: 2
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Crystal Wands Charged: 20
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of having friends who take up all your mental space? Do you crave the sweet solitude of being a loner? Then boy, do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join us and revel in the glory of being a social outcast, where the only friend you need is your trusty pickaxe.

    Our server is so exclusive that even the creepers won’t bother you, they’ll just admire your dedication to isolation from afar. Build your fortress of solitude and never worry about pesky companions invading your personal space.

    So if you’re looking for a server where being a loner is not only accepted but encouraged, join us now! Who needs friends when you have diamonds, am I right?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NoWebDevNecessary Minecraft SMP

    NoWebDevNecessary Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 107/400 Votes: 5324
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 24 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 23
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Enchantments Applied: 89
    Animals Bred: 169 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
    Void Gems Collected: 31 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 7 Eternal Flames Captured: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of coding in boring old languages like JavaScript and Python? Are you ready to level up your programming skills in a way that will blow your mind? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

    Join us and learn the ancient art of Rust programming while surviving in a virtual world filled with creepers, zombies, and maybe even a few rogue villagers. Our server is the perfect place to hone your coding skills while also perfecting your block-building techniques.

    But beware, the challenges you’ll face on our server are not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there’s a secret dungeon hidden deep underground, guarded by a dragon made entirely of code. Only the bravest and most skilled programmers will be able to defeat this beast and claim the legendary loot hidden within.

    So if you’re ready to take your coding game to the next level and have a blast doing it, join our Minecraft SMP today! Who needs webdev when you can learn Rust in the most epic way possible?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • InheriCraft: No Step-Sis Share

    InheriCraft: No Step-Sis Share
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    Players: 97/700 Votes: 5849
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 14 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 6
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Mysterious Portals Opened: 16
    Mythical Quests Completed: 43 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 7 Lost Souls Rescued: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where you can escape the real world and dive into a world of blocks and adventure!

    Join us for a chance to inherit virtual riches beyond your wildest dreams! Just like the OP’s inheritance, you’ll have houses, vehicles, stocks, bonds, and even a virtual cat to call your own. And don’t worry, there’s no stepsister asking for handouts here!

    But beware, drama may still follow you even in the virtual world. Will you be generous with your virtual wealth or will you tell everyone to “F off” just like the OP did? The choice is yours on our server!

    So come on down and join us for a wild ride of inheritance drama and blocky fun. Who needs real life when you can have all this craziness in Minecraft? See you there!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • GrumpyOldMan Minecraft SMP

    GrumpyOldMan Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 99/300 Votes: 8049
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 2 Ether Blades Crafted: 17
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14 Unseen Monsters Slain: 2
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 32 Buildings Constructed: 40
    Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Secret Passages Found: 3
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of adulting and responsibilities? Do you miss the days of carefree fun and endless possibilities? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate escape from reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky shenanigans, and a community of players who are just as ridiculous as you are.

    Forget about bills, work, and all that boring stuff – on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is how to build the most epic base and prank your friends in the most hilarious ways possible. We have weekly events like “Troll Tuesdays” where anything goes, and “Wacky Wednesdays” where the rules are thrown out the window.

    But that’s not all – our SMP is also home to the legendary “Chicken King,” a player who has amassed an army of chickens so powerful that no one dares to challenge him. Will you join forces with him or try to overthrow his feathery reign? The choice is yours!

    So if you’re looking for a break from the monotony of adult life and want to dive headfirst into a world of chaos and laughter, join our Minecraft SMP today. Who knows what crazy antics await you in this wacky virtual playground!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyAccused

    CraftyAccused
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    Players: 100/700 Votes: 2967
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
    Ether Blades Crafted: 19 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 5 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 6 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being falsely accused of stealing diamonds in Minecraft? Look no further! Join our server where everyone is guilty until proven innocent! Our admin team loves to randomly accuse players of the most ridiculous crimes, like stealing dirt or hoarding too many chickens. It’s a wild ride of chaos and confusion, but hey, at least you’ll never be bored! Join now and see if you can survive the madness of our wacky justice system!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SkinCraft: NeuroDiagRevolution

    SkinCraft: NeuroDiagRevolution
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    Players: 109/900 Votes: 7814
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Dragon Eggs Found: 1027
    Wilderness Tamed: 10 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 New Chunks Explored: 113091

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we cracked the code on neurodevelopmental disorders using SKIN! yep, you heard right, just a lil skin sample from your upper arm and BAM, we can diagnose all them rare disorders. our PERSYST study is like no other, we’re basically skin wizards over here. so if you wanna be part of something groundbreaking and have a laugh while doing it, join our server now! who knew minecraft could be so educational, amirite?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SupernaLuna2.0: Where creepers make friends and diamonds are forever, now with Java 1.21!

    SupernaLuna2.0: Where creepers make friends and diamonds are forever, now with Java 1.21!
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    Players: 110/700 Votes: 7191
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4 Divine Scrolls Written: 24
    Wyrmholes Dug: 6 Falling into the Void: 0
    Epic Quests Completed: 19 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Phantom Blocks Placed: 7
    Alien Abductions: 1 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 6 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Supernaluna Minecraft Server

    Season Season 2
    Launch Date 07/06/24
    Website Play.Supernaluna.Com
    Discord https://discord.gg/4NErNXrStr

    Join the Supernaluna SMP! We are an adult community looking for some new players to kick off the new season with!

    Features:

    Important Rules:

    • No Griefing or Stealing
    • PvP must always be consensual
    • NO x-ray, hacked clients, or item duping
    • Zero tolerance for hate speech

    Contact:

    • Contact “xMoniarty#7292” on Discord if you have any questions

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    Is there a whitelist on the server? No, the server is open to all players who abide by the rules.
    Are there any age restrictions? The server is for adults, but mature younger players may be considered.
    Can I use mods on the server? Only approved mods are allowed. No hacked clients or cheating mods.
    What happens if I break the rules? Depending on the severity, you may be warned, temporarily banned, or permanently banned.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SushiCraft Minecraft Server

    SushiCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 96/600 Votes: 7980
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 7 Dark Rituals Completed: 10
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 15 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 23
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 7 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Heroic Legacies Created: 4 Mines Excavated: 3990
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Unseen Monsters Slain: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a sushi roll dipped in rainbow sauce – totally unique and full of flavor!

    Join us and you’ll find yourself immersed in a world where Japanese endings are celebrated like never before. Our players have been known to perform elaborate tea ceremonies to honor the conclusion of each game, complete with origami swans and chanting monks.

    But beware, gaijins (foreigners) have been known to struggle with understanding the beauty of our Japanese endings. Some say it’s because they lack the cultural depth to appreciate it, while others believe it’s simply because they haven’t eaten enough sushi.

    So, if you’re ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure filled with samurais, geishas, and maybe even a Godzilla or two, then come join our server. Just be prepared to leave your boring old Minecraft ways behind and embrace the madness of our Japanese-inspired world!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • OverItMinecraftSMP

    OverItMinecraftSMP
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    Players: 91/300 Votes: 3137
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 11 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Cursed Lands Purified: 3 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Animals Bred: 62
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 7 Wyrmholes Dug: 3
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 Farms Harvested: 898

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring adult content? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit. True story.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. Rumor has it that if you find it, you’ll gain the ability to fly like a chicken.

    So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to boring adult content and hello to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Join us now and prepare for a wild ride!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MeltdownCraft – AITA for SIL’s Nickname?

    MeltdownCraft – AITA for SIL’s Nickname?
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    Players: 99/600 Votes: 1428
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 3
    Titanic Battles Fought: 13 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 13
    Secret Passages Found: 4 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Ether Blades Crafted: 6
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Mines Excavated: 2364 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is the name of the game! Join us for a wild ride filled with passive-aggressive players, rude remarks, and shopping trips gone wrong. Our server is the perfect place to bond with your soon-to-be sister-in-law, who will constantly remind you that you’re not good enough for her brother.

    But don’t worry, our server is also a place where you can unleash your inner sass and give snarky nicknames to those who deserve it. Just be prepared for the full-on public meltdowns and phone blowing up that may follow.

    So if you’re looking for a server filled with high maintenance drama and quirky opinions, look no further! Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos. Remember, in this server, the drama never stops!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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