HEARTBREAK Minecraft Servers

Heartbreak

  • DivorceCraft

    DivorceCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Is your pickaxe feeling lonely and in need of a partner? Well, look no further because on our server, we host weekly pickaxe marriage ceremonies! That’s right, you can finally say “I do” to your trusty pickaxe and live happily ever after in blocky bliss.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament. That’s right, saddle up your feathery friend and battle it out in epic chicken jousting battles to prove who is the ultimate poultry warrior.

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where all the creepers go to let loose and show off their best dance moves. Don’t miss out on the chance to party with the most explosive creatures in the Minecraft world!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures that Minecraft has to offer. Who knows, you might even find true love with a block of dirt!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • DadNGrandpa’sCardz Minecraft Server

    DadNGrandpa’sCardz Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value sentimental items more than anything else! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and heartbreaking betrayals, just like the story of a player’s boyfriend who threw out her beloved baseball card collection without asking!

    On our server, you can build your own virtual collection of rare items and protect them from any decluttering enthusiasts who may come your way. Don’t worry, we won’t let anyone donate or sell your precious possessions without your consent!

    So come on over and join us for a unique gaming experience where we understand the importance of sentimental value, even in the pixelated world of Minecraft. Who knows, you might even find a virtual baseball card collection to cherish forever!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • RegretCraft: Ex-Girlfriend Edition

    RegretCraft: Ex-Girlfriend Edition

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being a lonely blockhead in Minecraft? Join our server and find your virtual soulmate! Our community is full of amazing girlfriends and wives who will never nag you about leaving your diamond pickaxe lying around. Say goodbye to loneliness and hello to pixelated love on our server!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Love Potion #9, guaranteed to make any player fall head over heels in love with you. Just be careful not to accidentally give it to a creeper!

    So why settle for a mediocre Minecraft life when you can have a happily ever after on our server? Join now and start building your pixelated love story today!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CelebGriefCraft

    CelebGriefCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything exciting? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

    Our server is so epic that even celebrities can’t resist joining in on the fun. In fact, we once had a famous actor join our server and build an entire castle out of diamond blocks! But tragedy struck when a creeper snuck up on him and blew it all to smithereens. RIP to that beautiful castle.

    So if you want to play on a server where anything can happen, join us now! Who knows, you might even run into a celebrity or two while you’re here. Just watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re always up to no good.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • PainfulPvP – Minecraft SMP

    PainfulPvP – Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, so like, this Minecraft SMP is the bomb diggity, bro! Like, if you join, you’ll be joining the most epic server in the history of servers. We got diamonds for days, mobs that do the cha-cha slide, and a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats.

    But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays golden eggs. And not just any golden eggs, but eggs made of pure gold. You can sell them for a million emeralds each and become the richest player on the server.

    And get this, the admin is a wizard who can turn dirt blocks into pizza. Yeah, you heard me right, PIZZA. So come join us and experience the wackiest, wildest, most insane Minecraft SMP ever created. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but who cares? YOLO!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Lost Love Adventure 1.21.3

    Lost Love Adventure 1.21.3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo bro, forget about that girl drama and come join our Minecraft server! We got creepers exploding, zombies chasing you, and skeletons shooting arrows at your face! It’s like therapy but with more explosions!

    Plus, who needs love when you can build a giant castle made out of diamond blocks? That’s true happiness right there, my dude. So stop moping around and start crafting your way to victory on our server! Trust me, it’s way better than dealing with relationship drama. Let’s goooooo!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • If he doesn’t show up on World’s End I’m going… Minecraft SMP

    If he doesn’t show up on World’s End I’m going… Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    If you don’t join our Minecraft SMP, you’ll miss out on the chance to witness the epic showdown between Steve and a horde of killer bunnies armed with diamond swords. Trust me, it’s going to be more intense than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself will be making a guest appearance, so you definitely don’t want to miss out on that drama. So grab your pickaxe and join us before the Ender Dragon decides to retire and open a bakery instead.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • LoveRiskMinecraftSMP

    LoveRiskMinecraftSMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG you guys, like, have you heard about this EPIC Minecraft SMP server? It’s literally the craziest place ever, like, I once saw a player ride a pig off a cliff while singing the national anthem backwards. It was wild, bro.

    But seriously, this server is like the ultimate love story. You gotta take risks, man. Like, one time I built a giant heart out of diamonds for my crush on the server and she was like, “OMG, marry me in Minecraft!” And I was like, “HECK YEAH!”

    So, if you wanna take risks for love and have the time of your life, you gotta join this server. Trust me, it’s totally worth it. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night. It’s lit, fam.

    So come join us and experience the love and chaos of this Minecraft SMP. You won’t regret it, I promise. And who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate. 😉🔥🎉

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • NOOO MY OSHI Minecraft SMP

    NOOO MY OSHI Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a rare breed of Oshi that you can befriend and ride into battle! But be careful, because these Oshis have a tendency to get into mischief and may accidentally blow up your house with their explosive farts. Join now for a chance to tame your very own Oshi and become the ultimate Oshi whisperer!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Ethereal Skylands 1.20.3

    Ethereal Skylands 1.20.3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Bro, forget about NTR drama and come join our Minecraft server where we have epic adventures and no NTR nonsense!

    We got creepers exploding left and right, just like your mind when you see your favorite waifu getting stolen in a manga.

    Join us for some blocky fun and leave the NTR drama behind, because here we only care about building epic structures and exploring the pixelated world.

    Don’t be a sad weeb, be a happy miner on our server where the only heartbreak you’ll experience is when your diamond pickaxe breaks.

    So come on, join us and let’s create some Minecraft magic together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP