BlockBreakup: 4 Years Too Long
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HeartbreakCraft SMP
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CrushObsessedMC SMP
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CelebDeath SMP
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GrudgeCraft
Are you still salty about that time someone stole your diamonds in Minecraft? Well, we’ve got the perfect server for you! Join us and unleash your revenge on all those pesky griefers and thieves. Our server is like the Wild West of Minecraft, where anything goes and no one is safe from your wrath. So come on over and show them who’s boss – just make sure to watch your back, because payback is a blocky beast!
