Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the cruel realities of society and focus on what truly matters – building epic structures and battling creepers!
Join us if you’re tired of being led on by society’s false promises of love and romance. Here, the only thing you need to worry about is crafting the perfect diamond sword and defending your base from pesky griefers.
Our server is a safe haven for those who have been burned by love and are ready to embrace the pixelated world of blocks and mobs. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a lovelorn player who never found true love in the real world, but found solace in building pixel art masterpieces.
So come join us and let go of your past heartbreaks – because in this Minecraft world, the only thing you’ll need to worry about is whether you have enough torches to light up your underground mine shaft. Love may be fleeting, but diamonds are forever on our server!
Are you tired of pining over lost loves and wishing for a time machine to fix your mistakes? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and let all your troubles melt away as you build, explore, and create your own virtual world.
And hey, if things get too tough in the real world, you can always blame it on a creeper explosion or a zombie attack on our server. No need to off yourself and blame anyone else for it – just respawn and keep on crafting! So come join us and leave your heartache behind in the pixelated past. Tee hee!
>Join our Minecraft server and escape the friendzone like a pro!
>We have Emo girls who will notice your attraction and give you the cold shoulder just like in real life!
>Experience the thrill of being stuck in an endless loop of small talk while building epic structures in the game.
>Who needs a girlfriend when you can have a virtual Emo girl ignore you all day long?
>Join now for a chance to level up your relationship skills and maybe even find love in the world of blocks and pixels!
Are you tired of dealing with pesky relationships and drama? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is between players battling it out in epic PvP battles! Say goodbye to heartbreak and hello to building your dream world block by block. Who needs love when you have diamonds and creepers to keep you company? Join now and start living your best single life in the virtual world!
>be 34 >get first gf >hate it >decide to escape reality by joining the most epic Minecraft server ever created >where you can build a castle made entirely of cheese >where you can ride on the backs of flying pigs >where you can battle against a horde of evil llamas trying to take over the server >where you can find a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy >where you can team up with a group of ninja turtles to defeat the Ender Dragon >where you can finally find true happiness and never have to deal with real life drama again! Join us now and let the craziness begin!
Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old relationships that end in lies and deceit? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can build your own perfect world, free from fake nurses and fake med school programs!
Imagine a world where you can trust everyone you meet, where the only lies are the ones you tell about your epic mining skills. No more heartbreak, just pure, unadulterated fun in a blocky paradise.
So why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about a player who thought they found the one, only to discover they were living a double life. But fear not, on our server, the only double life you’ll lead is as a master builder and a creeper slayer.
Don’t be like our poor friend who fell for a fake nurse, join our server and build a life filled with adventure, friendship, and most importantly, honesty. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties.
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of llamas who will guide you through the magical world of pixelated wonders. Want to ride a chicken into battle? Done. How about building a castle out of TNT? Go for it!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who doubles as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Plus, our resident witch brews potions that will give you superhuman strength and the ability to summon a herd of rainbow sheep.
So why wait? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be warned, once you enter our world, you may never want to leave.
Are you tired of wandering the vast Minecraft world all by yourself, with no one to share your epic builds or crazy adventures with? Well, fear not, because on our server, you’ll never have to worry about being alone again! Our community is so lively and active, you’ll have more friends than you know what to do with! Join us and say goodbye to loneliness once and for all!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground bunker filled with rare treasures and powerful weapons. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim its riches? Only one way to find out!
And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, a magical portal opens up on our server, leading to a dimension where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to experience the wackiest adventure of your Minecraft life!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and never be alone again /v/!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and buildings? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a pixelated wonderland!
Join us for epic battles against flying pigs armed with diamond swords, or team up with your friends to build a giant statue of a llama riding a unicorn. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Chicken of Doom, rumored to lay eggs made of pure gold!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the elusive Cactus Wizard, who will grant you three wishes if you can find him hidden in the desert biome. Just be careful what you wish for, because last time someone asked for unlimited diamonds, they ended up with a house full of exploding creepers!
So come on down to our crazy Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs reality when you can have this much fun in a virtual world?
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old blocky houses and mines for diamonds all day? Well, say goodbye to the normies and join our server where we have chosen flayon over blacks! Why, you ask? Because flayon is the superior color for building epic castles and pixel art that will make your friends green with envy.
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that on our server, if you find the legendary flayon diamond, you will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Want a pet dragon that shoots fireballs? Done. Want a mansion made entirely of cake? You got it. Want to turn all your enemies into chickens? Consider it done.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and witness the end of an era as we embrace the power of flayon over blacks. Trust us, you won’t regret it.
GucciGame – The best Minecraft Pocket Edition server!
Join us and enjoy the limitless possibilities of the server together with the coolest players. Discover new lands and exciting adventures on a server that many know and love. Here you will find tons of entertainment and an atmosphere like no other place. A variety of games, an active and friendly community, incredible adventures and adventures. A unique bonus system, mini-games, survival and much more await you at GucciGame! Become part of the legend of the block worlds of our server – join us right now and find yourself in the very epicenter of the Minecraft community!
Welcome to RetroMC, and oldschool style Minecraft SMP server.
Founded by players who have been here since the Alpha / Beta days, the server aims to recreate the classic Minecraft SMP feel with old school plugins like Towny, mcMMO, and Jobs!
Server Features:
Jobs Reborn
mcMMO
TownyAdvanced
ChestShop
Trade+
Dynmap
Chess
❤️ We are the most lamp project you could see anywhere. Balanced modes will give you an unforgettable experience during the entire time spent with us. Beautiful maps, thoughtful concepts, frequent events, stable hosting and this is not all that our project can boast of. We are waiting for you, and don’t forget to grab some tea, it will be difficult to tear yourself away!
*Privileges for daily login* Generous “Invite a Friend” system* Unique quest system* Frequent events and giveaways* Beautiful maps from our builders* Reliable moderation team* The most powerful anti-cheat* Balanced economy* Fast and responsive tech. support* Low ping* Supports all versions starting from 1.8* Good, wonderful, handsome, and most importantly humble Owner*Still reading the description? Stop hesitating, come in, we are already waiting for you!
✹ What do we offer?➤ An experience like no other!➤ Very in-depth Lifesteal Economy Server!➤ Great community!➤ A great place to make friends! ➤ Place to play and never get bored!
Chaumentais Reborn is a new Towny and economy server, set in Southwestern Europe during the early eighteenth century! Create or join a Town, gather resources, and build together on our professionally designed map of Southern France, Northwestern Italy, and Northern Spain.
PandaMine supports all versions of Minecraft 1.8.8 – 1.19.4, providing players with a comfortable place to play under the reliable guidance of the administration. For more than 4 years we have been creating an enjoyable gaming space where you can enjoy survival and PVP without lag problems.
On our server you will see beautiful buildings and a world in which there are no wipes. We offer a unique set of plugins created for your comfort and convenience. Lots of entertainment is guaranteed, and you definitely won’t get bored on our server!
What do we offer:— Multiple survival modes— BedWars, MurderMystery, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games— Statistics of the best players— Unique plugins developed by our team of programmers— Professional and fair administration— Secret Easter eggs, secrets and hidden gifts— Honest donation system
Here at Dark Purple, we strive to make sure every player is satisfied with the content we put out. Currently we only offer java survival and survival with bedrock support, but we plan on expanding to additional gamemodes for our players to enjoy soon!
We value each of our players so in order to ensure everyone is happy we have a dedicated staff team to help moderate, develop, and build for our server! We are currently accepting new applications so if you are interested feel free to apply on our linked website.
Our server currently supports Minecraft 1.16.1-1.16.5 and offers a lot of content for our players to enjoy. From crates to ranks with awesome perks to use, pvp arenas, giveaways, server events and more, our server has something for everyone to enjoy while playing survival. We pride ourselves on the community we’ve grown and we’d love to have you join us!
We hope to see you around and thank you in advance if you vote for our server!