HeartbeatHackerCraft Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

HeartbeatHackerCraft

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	9938
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Divine Spears Created:	11	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Astral Projections Made:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where the injectable pacemaker regulates your heartbeat in game for 5 days before disappearing like magic! just like this nanoparticle gel tested on zebrafish and chicken embryos, your heart will be pumping with excitement as you explore our crazy world. who needs a real pacemaker when you can have a virtual one that disappears after 5 days? join now for the most heart-pounding adventure of your life!

Nerds Rule Minecraft Server

benevolent, Compassionate, Disappointment, Expectations, FANTASY, high school, jocks, leadership, Minecraft, misfits, NERDS, outcasts, popular kids, power shift, preps, Reality, rule, running the world, Server, social hierarchy, society, Stereotypes, TAKEOVER

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8737
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	49	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the nerds rule the world and everything is upside down! we got llamas that can fly and pigs that can do the moonwalk. the admins are actually aliens in disguise and they give out diamonds like candy. we have a secret underground lair where you can battle evil chickens and ride giant turtles. the chat is filled with memes and puns that will make you laugh until you cry. come join us and experience the wackiest adventure of your life!

Subsurface Microbe Madness

madness, Microbe, subsurface

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	2959
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11

come join our epic minecraft server where you can explore the underground depths of earth like never before! we have communities of underground microbes that are more diverse than reefs and rainforests combined! you can dig, mine, and build your way through this crazy world filled with hidden treasures and mysterious creatures. join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in the subsurface depths of earth!

Hyrule SMP

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	3684
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Animals Bred:	195	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Hyrule SMP Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Hyrule SMP
Theme	The Legend of Zelda: Breath of The Wild
Focus	Survival and Role-playing
Mods	Several mods for a Zelda experience
Discord	Join our Discord

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

How can I join the Hyrule SMP server?

To join our server, please join our Discord and follow the instructions provided there for server access.

What is the theme of the server?

The server is themed after The Legend of Zelda: Breath of The Wild, providing a unique and immersive experience for players.

What is the focus of the server?

We focus on survival gameplay and role-playing, as players work together to rebuild the Kingdom of Hyrule in the Minecraft world.

Are there any specific rules or guidelines for the server?

Yes, we have a set of rules in place to ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for all players. These rules will be shared with you upon joining the server.

Can I use any mods or resource packs on the server?

While we have several mods installed to enhance the Zelda experience, we ask that players refrain from using additional mods or resource packs that may disrupt the server’s balance.

Holoen’s Realm 1.20

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	5034
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Magic Items Found:	4442	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Emeralds Found:	8121
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Yo, bros and broettes, come join this epic Minecraft server where we have saved the mystical land of Holoen from certain doom! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you, we’ve got flying pigs, rainbow unicorns, and talking llamas! Plus, our diamond armor is so blinged out, you’ll blind your enemies just by looking at them! And don’t even get me started on the epic dance parties we throw every Saturday night in the Nether realm. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s save Holoen together!

CraftyFamily Minecraft Server

anger, Argument, bandaid, children, comfort, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consoling, CraftyFamily, denial, Empathy, family dynamics, injury, ISOLATION, legos, Maturity, Minecraft, parenting, rug, self-absorbed, Server, Support, Understanding

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6863
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	87
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	84	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of stepping on legos? Look no further! Join our server for a lego-free experience that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Our server is so fun, even stepping on legos in real life will seem like a joke compared to the adventures you’ll have here. We promise no lego-related injuries, only endless fun and excitement.

Forget about family arguments and childish behavior, join our server and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you’ll be stepping on is virtual blocks. Trust us, it’s a lot more enjoyable than dealing with real-life drama. Join now and leave the lego-induced tears behind!

PurseRageCraft

anger, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Conflict, emergency injection, Frustration, insulin, Medicine, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, personal belongings, privacy, PurseRageCraft, relationship, reorganized purse, Respect, touchy subject, Trust, type 1 diabetic, Upset

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	1884
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	74
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	296	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists just like this insane story!

Join our server and experience the thrill of searching for hidden treasures in unexpected places, just like this player searched for their missing insulin kit. Who knows, you might find valuable loot in the most bizarre locations, like behind a spice rack or even in the freezer!

But be warned, not everything is as it seems on our server. Just like this player’s boyfriend, you never know who might be messing with your stuff when you least expect it. Will you confront them like this player did, or will you let the mystery unfold as you embark on wild quests and epic battles?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything, join us now! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of surprises and shenanigans?

HolyTrinitySMP

bar, black preacher, clergy, comedic setup, comedy, cultural stereotypes, diverse group, Entertainment, funny scenario, HolyTrinitySMP, humor, JOKE, Laughter, Priest, PUNCHLINE, Rabbi, religious humor, religious leaders, social gathering, traditional roles, Unexpected Encounter

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	6221
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft SMP where we got a Priest, a Rabbi, and a black charismatic preacher all chilling together, right? It’s like a crazy sitcom up in here! And get this, they all walk into a bar together, but instead of ordering drinks, they start building a giant church right there in the bar! And then they start a crazy religious cult in the server, but like, in a totally chill and hilarious way, you know?

So if you wanna join this wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes and the only rule is to have a good time, then come on down! We got crazy events like “Build a Shrine to the Potato God” and “Race to Find the Golden Carrot”! Plus, we have the best community of players who are always down for a good laugh and some epic adventures. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make some memories that will have you laughing for days!

CraftyNoobs

Ability, Aptitude, capability, competence, competency, Craft, CraftyNoobs, ESSENTIAL, Expertise, generation, hands-on, imperative, knowledge, Mastery, practical, proficiency, skill, SPECIALIZED, talent, Technical

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8665
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	348	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8

Do you struggle with the basic life skill of building a fire? Are you tired of being the laughing stock of your friends during camping trips? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and learn how to craft the perfect fire pit, roast marshmallows like a pro, and impress everyone with your newfound survival skills. Who needs a lighter when you have Minecraft? Join now and become the ultimate fire-building master!

ErectileCraft: French Honey Flooding

aphrodisiac, Black Market, consumer protection, counterfeit, Dangerous, enforcement, erectile honey, ErectileCraft, Flooding, France, French, health, Honey, illegal, Import, medication, Officials, Potency, Public Safety, Regulation, sexual health, side effects, viagra, Warning

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	8570
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

hey u! ya u! do u like minecraft? well do i have the server for u! imagine a place where the trees are made of diamonds, the water is made of lava, and the pigs fly around on jetpacks! 🐷✈️

this server is so epic, it’s like viagra-laced ‘erectile honey’ flooding into france! officials are warning u to join before it’s too late! why? because on this server, u can ride a unicorn into battle, build a castle out of marshmallows, and fight off zombie villagers with your trusty diamond sword! 💎🗡️

so what are u waiting for? join now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous minecraft server ever created! who needs france when u have this epicness waiting for u?! 🇫🇷🚫 #minecraft #bestserverever #unicornsanddiamonds

Pass-Through Tax Cuts: Minecraft Edition

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	964
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	6483
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Crops Grown:	5949
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Meteorites Collected:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Dragons Tamed:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

join this epic minecraft server where the 2017 tax cuts are actually diamond cuts and we all get rich in game currency! build your own pass-through business and watch your income soar by 3-4%!! no impact on investment, wages, or employment because we are all just here to mine and have a good time!! come join the fun and see how the power of tax cuts can make your minecraft dreams come true!!