Join us and discover the secret underground city where pigs ride on minecarts and zombies breakdance for diamonds. Want to fly like a bird? No problem, just find the magical feather hidden in the enchanted forest and you’ll be soaring through the skies in no time.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary treasure of Captain Creeperbeard, a pirate who buried his loot in a maze of traps and puzzles. Can you outsmart the traps and claim the treasure for yourself?
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server and get ready to unleash your inner loophole master!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will be granted unlimited riches and power in the Minecraft world.
So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life! Just be sure to watch out for the flying cows and lava-spewing sheep along the way. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
Join us and experience the freedom of expressing yourself through your attire, just like our fearless leader who rocks the braless look with confidence. Who needs a bra when you have the power of creativity and comfort on your side?
Don’t worry about potential awkwardness, because on this server, we celebrate individuality and personal comfort above all else. Embrace your true self and let your fashion choices run wild – after all, who needs a shirt when you can be shirtless like our fearless leader’s friends?
So come on in, leave your bras at the door, and let’s build a world where comfort and self-expression reign supreme. Just remember to close the door when changing – we may be wild, but we still have some decency!
But beware, there are rumors of a secret underground society of players who have formed a cult dedicated to worshiping the elusive cow queen. they say she grants wishes to those who bring her offerings of golden apples and emeralds. will you join the chicken worshippers or the cow cult? the choice is yours, but choose wisely, for the fate of your minecraft world depends on it.
oh, and did we mention that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to blow up unsuspecting players’ houses? it’s all in good fun though, right? join us now and see if you can survive the wrath of the ghost creeper while also trying to appease the chicken gods and cow queen. good luck, you’re gonna need it!
join dis server and ur cold (aka boredom) will be gone in just 2 days! u will be cured of all da lame stuff and be surrounded by epicness.
but, beware, there may be side-effects. like, u might laugh so hard u pee ur pants. or u might have so much fun u forget to eat. but hey, who needs food when u have a minecraft server dat is LIT AF?!
so come join us and let’s get rid of all da boring stuff together! it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes.
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, have dance parties with creepers, and build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon comes to hang out and play pranks on unsuspecting players.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco where you can show off your best dance moves to a crowd of zombie villagers. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take a ride on our roller coaster that goes through the Nether and back.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most absurd, ridiculous, and downright bonkers Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it… probably.
Our server is named after the legendary player Danimaru, who once built a giant statue of a… well, let’s just say it was NSFW. But hey, that’s the kind of creativity we encourage here!
Need a break from all the building and fighting? No problem! Just head over to our designated “jerk off” area where you can relax and unwind while discussing your favorite adult content with fellow players.
So why join /dft/? Because where else can you find a Minecraft SMP that combines building, battling, and… well, you know. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today and let the madness begin!