HeartAttackRisk30 Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

LootCraft: HeartAttackRisk30%

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	7833
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	35
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	6891
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Secret Passages Found:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	48
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we predict your cardiovascular disease risks with just one blood test!! if you have high levels of ldl cholesterol, you have a 36% chance of getting a heart attack in the next 30 years!! but don’t worry, our server is so lit that it will cure all your heart problems with just a few clicks!! join now and say goodbye to heart disease forever!!! #minecraftmedication #crazyserverfun

Crafty Kamala’s Minecraft Server

#BelieveSurvivors, #EndRapeCulture, #JusticeForVictims, #NoMoreSilence, #TimesUp, Accountability, allegations, child abuse, Crafty, Justice, kamala harris, Kamalas, leadership, METOO, Minecraft, Politics, presidential candidate, rape, Server, sexual assault, survivor, Trauma, Victim, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	6754
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, Kamala Harris is the ultimate boss battle! Join us and help us defeat her evil plans to become President by building epic fortresses and gathering allies to take her down. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of adventure anywhere else! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s save the world from Kamala Harris’s reign of terror!

GetInHereMC SMP

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	6443
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Crops Grown:	1759
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! We’ve got llamas that can breakdance, chickens that can do the cha-cha, and creepers that moonwalk before exploding.

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant spiders, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and building competitions where the winner gets a pet dragon (yes, a real fire-breathing dragon).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to ridiculous mini-games like “Spleef on Ice” and “Parkour with Pigs”.

So what are you waiting for? Get get get in here and join the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

Agreement, airfare, art school, art supplies, Budget, compromise, contract, cousin, Exploitation, Hotel, live painter, market rate, mexico, Minecraft, payment, Portfolio, price guide, Server, talent, unprofessional, Wedding, wedding day, WeddingCraft

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	6875
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Crops Grown:	3887	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Potions Brewed:	155

Are you tired of boring weddings with no live painters? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of virtual live painting at weddings!

Imagine walking down the pixelated aisle while a talented Minecraft artist captures your special day in real-time. And the best part? It won’t cost you $4-6k like in the real world! Our virtual live painters are only asking for a few diamonds and some emeralds to cover their art supplies and travel expenses.

But beware, some artists might try to scam you for extra diamonds mid-way through the ceremony. Will you stand your ground and call them out for their unprofessional behavior? Or will you risk having a blank canvas at your pixelated wedding?

Join our Minecraft server now and experience the drama, the artistry, and the sheer madness of virtual live painting at weddings! Who needs a contract when you have blocks and pixels to seal the deal?

LottoLipsSealed

addiction, annoyance, aspirations, Communication, Conversations, dreams, emotions, Financial Planning, Frustration, gambling, intellectual, Lottery, lotto, LottoLipsSealed, MONEY, pragmatism, relationships, Support, Therapy, winning

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	1519
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Are you tired of discussing lotto winnings with your partner for the 1000000x time? Do you wish you could escape to a world where the only numbers you have to worry about are your diamond count in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you!

Join our server and say goodbye to endless conversations about what you would do with a lotto win. Instead, immerse yourself in a world where you can build your dream mansion with all the diamonds you could ever want. No more listening to your partner go on and on about their lotto dreams – now you can focus on creating your own virtual paradise.

And who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with virtual riches beyond your wildest dreams. Forget about lotto winnings, the only jackpot you need is waiting for you on our Minecraft server. So come join us and let the adventures begin!

WorstDrugMC SMP

addiction, dangerous drugs, drug abuse, drug addiction, drug crisis, drug dangers, drug dependency, drug epidemic, drug misuse, drug overdose, drug problem, drug recovery, drug rehabilitation, drug treatment, harmful substances, illegal drugs, illicit drugs, overdose, smp, substance abuse, worst drug, WorstDrugMC

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	7876
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Towns Built:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Falling into the Void:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the worst drug ever – the addiction to building epic structures and exploring endless worlds! Our server is so addictive, you’ll be logging on every chance you get just to get your fix of blocky goodness.

We’ve got a crazy community of players who are always up to some shenanigans, from building giant chicken statues to organizing epic PvP battles with nothing but carrots as weapons. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining group of players anywhere else.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a secret underground bunker filled with rare diamonds and enchanted golden apples. Who knows what kind of treasures you’ll uncover as you dig deeper into the world of our Minecraft SMP?

So come join us and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life. Just be warned, once you start playing on our server, there’s no turning back. You’ll be hooked for life!

RegretCraft: The Server of Shame

Apology, error, Guilt, hindsight, hindsight bias, lament, lesson learned, misstep, mistake, past actions, Reflection, regret, RegretCraft, remorse, remorseful, repentance, repentance journey, rueful, self-blame, Server, shame, sorrow, wish I could undo

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	1441
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Chimeras Created:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Have you ever accidentally punched a villager in Minecraft and instantly regretted it? Well, fear not! Join our server and you can punch as many villagers as you want without any consequences! In fact, we encourage it! Our server is a safe haven for all your villager-punching needs. So come on over and release your inner rage on those pesky NPCs! Just don’t tell the Iron Golems, they’re a bit touchy about that sort of thing.

CraftyKatzRailways

anti-French sentiment, Attack, conspiracy theories, CraftyKatzRailways, criminal motive, european security, extremism, France, French railways, Global threats, international relations, investigation, iran, Katz, law enforcement, MIDDLE EAST, political tensions, Propaganda, radical Islam, security threats, Terrorism

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	2338
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Divine Spears Created:	20
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

So, like, this server is, like, totally epic, dude. You gotta join because, like, there’s this crazy story that Iran and radical Islam are, like, attacking French railways. But France is all like, nah, it’s just some criminals, man.

But, like, on this server, you can be a hero and stop the evil plans of Iran and radical Islam. Or maybe you can join them and cause chaos on the French railways. The choice is yours, bro.

Plus, there’s, like, super cool builds and mini-games to play. And, like, the admins are totally rad and will help you out if you get stuck or need help. So, like, come join the fun and be a part of this wild adventure. Let’s go, dude!

CraftyLiesMC

Authenticity, Awareness, Clarity, CraftyLiesMC, Deception, Discernment, Honesty, Insight, Observation, Perception, perspective, real eyes, real lies, realization, realize, SELF AWARENESS, Truth, truthfulness, Understanding, wisdom

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	9661
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Mines Excavated:	4254
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	193

so, like, u ever played on a minecraft server that makes u question ur whole existence? well, u gotta join this one, cuz it’s like a trip to the twilight zone but with blocks and creepers.

u know how in other servers u gotta build stuff and survive and all that boring stuff? well, on this server, u gotta fight off zombie llamas riding on giant chickens while wearing a tutu made of diamonds.

and get this, there’s a secret underground disco party where the mobs all breakdance and the villagers serve u enchanted golden apples on silver platters.

oh, and did i mention that the owner of the server is a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who wears a monocle and top hat? yeah, he’s the one who gives out quests like “find the lost sheep that’s actually a ninja in disguise” or “defeat the evil sheep king who’s plotting to take over the server with his army of wooly minions.”

so, if u wanna have the most mind-blowing, wacky, and downright absurd minecraft experience of ur life, then u gotta join this server. trust me, ur real eyes will realize all the real lies u’ve been told about what a minecraft server should be.

GeneCraft: StrokeSurvivors

brain health, cognitive health outcomes, depression, Gene therapy, GeneCraft, genetic markers, genetic research, genetic testing, genetic variants, Medical research, mental health, neurological disorders, neurological recovery, personalized medicine, Precision medicine, ptsd, recovery process, specific genes, stroke survivors, StrokeSurvivors, targeted therapies, trajectory of recovery

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	3350
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	Villages Defended:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	New Chunks Explored:	36235

so like, you wanna join our epic minecraft server cuz we got genes and stuff! like, our players have super special genes that make them build like pros and mine like crazy!

we did a study and found out that these genes are related to how fast you can recover from getting hit by a creeper or falling in lava. and get this, these genes also help with depression, PTSD, and making sure your brain works good while playing minecraft!

join our server and unlock the power of the genes! build the biggest castle, mine the rarest diamonds, and fight off the creepers like a boss! who needs therapy when you got minecraft and super genes, right? come join us and be a genetic minecraft master!

Boys

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	5381
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Emeralds Found:	3946
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6

Welcome to Los Chicos Minecraft Server!

Dive into an immersive RPG experience where adventure meets innovation. Los Chicos offers a unique blend of custom items and enchantments that will elevate your gameplay to new heights. With the addition of Slimefun, you can explore a vast array of technological advancements and magical items, making every moment exciting and unpredictable.Our dynamic economy system allows you to trade, build wealth, and establish your empire. Participate in thrilling events and competitions to showcase your skills, and don’t miss out on our frequent giveaways that reward our dedicated players.

Join Los Chicos today and become part of a vibrant community where every player contributes to an ever-evolving world of endless possibilities. Your adventure begins here!Receive support and participate in events and giveaways in our discord server.

Features: Custom Items Custom Enchantments RPG skills Guilds and Parties Slimefun Mcmmo Custom Textures Ranks and kits

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