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  • LoveYouTooMinecraftSMP

    LoveYouTooMinecraftSMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the most chaotic and hilarious server out there! We have a secret underground base where we hold weekly dance parties with creepers and skeletons as our DJs. Our main goal is to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat because why not?

    But wait, there’s more! We have a tradition where every new player must challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off before they can officially join the server. And if you ever feel lonely, just hop on our voice chat where we reenact scenes from cheesy romance movies using only Minecraft emotes.

    So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt! And remember, the only acceptable reply to “I love you” on our server is “I love cake more.”

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  • HeartbreakCraft2021

    HeartbreakCraft2021
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t understand your pain? Well, look no further because our server is here to turn that frown upside down! Join us and let’s turn that heartbreaking year into a hilarious adventure filled with laughter, epic builds, and maybe even a few tears of joy (from laughing so hard, of course). So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community that understands the struggles of a bad year and turns it into a crazy fun time in Minecraft? Join us now and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

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  • SadCraft2021

    SadCraft2021
    Are you tired of feeling sad and lonely in the real world? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can drown your sorrows in a virtual world of pixelated fun! Our server is the perfect place to escape from all your real-life problems and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing that matters is building epic structures and battling creepers.

    Join us and you’ll never have to worry about feeling sad again, because our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing all day long. Need a pick-me-up? Just hop on our server and watch as your worries melt away like snow in the Nether.

    So why waste your time feeling sad when you could be having the time of your life on our Minecraft server? Join us now and let the laughter begin!

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  • SadCraft: The Griefing Server

    SadCraft: The Griefing Server
    Do you ever feel sad when you run out of diamonds in Minecraft? Well, fear no more because on our server, diamonds rain from the sky every hour on the hour! Join us and never experience the heartbreak of a diamond shortage again! Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where all the creepers go to let loose and dance the night away. Don’t miss out on the chance to party with the coolest mobs in town!

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  • LoveCraftedPitfalls

    LoveCraftedPitfalls
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is build and survive? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to experience the dark side of falling in love… with our server, that is!

    Our server is like no other, filled with mysterious caves, haunted forests, and even a love potion that will make you fall head over heels for our pixelated world. But be warned, once you join, there’s no turning back. You’ll be hooked on our server like a zombie to brains!

    So why join our server? Because where else can you find a place where creepers are your wingmen, skeletons are your dance partners, and Endermen are your relationship counselors? Trust us, you won’t find a more bizarre and hilarious Minecraft server out there. So come join us and experience the dark side of falling in love… with our server!

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  • CreeperTearsMC

    CreeperTearsMC
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you feel like you’re stuck in a never-ending rainstorm? Well, look no further because our server is here to turn that frown upside down! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay eggs made of pure diamond. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the enchanted portal that leads to a land where creepers wear top hats and skeletons breakdance for your entertainment.

    So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be living it up in our crazy, wacky world? Join now and let the madness begin!

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  • SadCraft: Creeper Edition

    SadCraft: Creeper Edition
    Join our Minecraft server and never be sad again! Our server is so full of joy and laughter that even the creepers can’t help but dance along. We have a secret potion that turns all your diamonds into puppies, because who needs shiny rocks when you can have adorable little fluff balls following you around? Plus, our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. So come join us and say goodbye to sadness forever!

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  • BlockyBreakups

    BlockyBreakups
    Are you tired of getting dumped in boring old real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can break up with your significant other in the most epic and outrageous ways possible! Want to dump them by building a giant “It’s Over” sign made out of diamond blocks? Done. How about unleashing a horde of angry zombies on their house as a breakup message? We got you covered. Join us for the ultimate breakup revenge fantasies and let your creativity run wild!

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  • HeartbreakCraft SMP

    HeartbreakCraft SMP
    Are you tired of being ghosted by your Minecraft buddies? Join our SMP where we guarantee no one will ever block you, unless you try to steal their diamonds! We have a strict “no blocking” policy, because we believe in working out our differences through epic PvP battles and building competitions. Plus, rumor has it that the last player who tried to block someone got turned into a block of obsidian by a mysterious curse. So if you’re looking for drama, excitement, and a little bit of danger, come join us on our wild and wacky SMP!

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  • SufferingSteve Minecraft SMP

    SufferingSteve Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a competition to see which fictional character has suffered the most! Will it be SpongeBob, who has to deal with Squidward’s constant grumpiness? Or maybe Harry Potter, who has to fight off dark wizards every year? Join now to participate in this wacky debate and see if your favorite character takes the crown of suffering! Plus, we have custom plugins that turn creepers into dancing llamas and zombies into disco dancers. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

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