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Players: | 96/100 | Votes: | 1616 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 30 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 7 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
Runes Activated: | 1 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot lasers from their eyes, and team up with other players to take down the evil Ender Dragon who has a secret love for disco music.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop enchanted golden apples when you defeat them in a dance-off. And don’t even get us started on the talking villagers who will trade you diamonds for your best joke.
So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy, chaotic, and downright hilarious Minecraft SMP today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, there’s a TNT-loving creeper on the loose)!