come join our epic minecraft server where the injectable pacemaker regulates your heartbeat in game for 5 days before disappearing like magic! just like this nanoparticle gel tested on zebrafish and chicken embryos, your heart will be pumping with excitement as you explore our crazy world. who needs a real pacemaker when you can have a virtual one that disappears after 5 days? join now for the most heart-pounding adventure of your life!
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HeartbeatHackerCraft
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RatHeartControlCraft
come join our minecraft server where rats have been trained to slow down your heart rate! yes, you heard that right! imagine playing minecraft while your heart beats at a snail’s pace, giving you the ultimate relaxation experience.we have mapped out a new brain-to-heart pathway in our rat experiments, leading to potential applications in treating arrhythmias, pain, depression, and more. who knew that playing minecraft could also be a form of therapy?
so come on over and join us for a heart-slowing, mind-blowing experience like no other. you’ll never look at minecraft the same way again!