Heart Problems MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers 2025

PhoneSnatcherRage

Friend, heart problems, Late, ambulance, scream

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time Lily pranked her friend with a missing phone scare! Our server is so fun, it’ll have you questioning reality just like when the bus was late and the phone went missing.

Experience the thrill of heart-pounding adventures, just like when our player thought they were going to faint from panic. And don’t worry, our server is so exciting, it’ll make you yell so loud the whole street will hear you, just like when our player found out it was all just a prank.

So come join us for a crazy, heart-stopping good time on our Minecraft server, where the only thing missing is your presence! Who needs a missing phone when you have us?

Chunky Baby Health Risks

Pregnancy, obesity, long-term effects, baby, fetal damage

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Want a server that will blow your mind and make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft? Well, do we have the server for you!

Picture this: a world where babies born to pregnant women with obesity are actually superpowered beings with the ability to shoot lasers from their eyes and control the weather with a single thought. That’s right, on our server, fetal damage equals superpowers! Who needs a boring old diamond sword when you can just zap your enemies into oblivion?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stand against their bacon-fueled tyranny? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

LeafyJewMD Minecraft Server

highest taxes, Healthcare, Canada, leaf, Terrorist

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further than our server, where the only prescription is pure chaos! Join us and escape the clutches of evil doctors trying to force you into questionable vaccines. Our server is a safe haven for all non-vaxxies, where you can build, mine, and explore without fear of being labeled a terrorist. Plus, we have a special “Rope or Mexico” event where you can choose your own adventure. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

Respawn Riddles: Heart Attacks & Blocky Afterlife!

coping with death, acceptance, mortality awareness, end of life care, existential questions

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, when you die, you get transported to a magical land filled with dancing unicorns and talking trees! And if you have heart problems, don’t worry, because on our server, you’ll respawn as a superhero with the power to shoot laser beams out of your eyes! So come join us and experience the wildest afterlife you’ve ever imagined!

WildWestloch

Survival

Westloch Minecraft Server

Westloch delivers a true semi-vanilla Minecraft experience.

Why Join?

No shortcuts. No pay to skip. No pay to win.
Plugins that protect the vanilla spirit. Enhancing, not altering.
An experienced and community-driven team.

Survival, Simplified.

Trade with Diamonds, Set Homes, Protect Builds, Decorate with Heads—no ranks, warps, or crates.

Everyday Unlock Day One

No hidden tiers, no paywalls. Newbie or pro, thrive equally.

Crossplay

Java + Bedrock – on console, PC, mobile—play together, anywhere.

Our Promise

Stay honest, inclusive, and true to Minecraft’s spirit—forever.

Play.Westloch.Net

Pixelmon Survival – Oblivion Network

hard mode, 1.21.5, Tekkit, Pixelmon, Survival

Oblivion Network

Welcome to Oblivion Network – A modded network featuring Pixelmon – Texkit and more. This specific server is Survival in ‘hard’ mode. It’s still in development, but feel free to join on 1.21.5!

OblivionNetwork.Net

Simple Survival Community Server

building, Enchanting, Player vs environment, Farming, redstone contraptions

Minecraft Server Overview

Key Features	Community-driven economy
	Land claiming for protection
	Ranking up for perks
	Customized items & gear
Gameplay Mechanics	Survival mode
	Player trading
	Events and crates
Community Aspects	Active player base

Connect to the Server

Java IP: mc.simplesurvival.gg

Bedrock IP: mc.simplesurvival.gg

Bedrock Port: 19132

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I protect my builds?	Use land claiming to prevent griefing.
Can I trade with other players?	Yes, the server has a community-driven economy for trading.
What perks do I get from ranking up?	Extra benefits and privileges in-game.
Are there regular events on the server?	Yes, participate in different events for rewards.

Towny-MC: Earth SMP – Nation-Building & Roleplay Community

Engaging, experienced players, balanced gameplay, grounded experience, smp

IP	play.towny-mc.com
Version	1.21.5

Towny-MC Overview

Towny-MC is a Minecraft server centered around thoughtful nation-building, immersive roleplay, and community-driven progress.

Start with a small town and grow it into a thriving nation through diplomacy, trade, or conquest. Our server is designed for players who enjoy meaningful, long-term development—whether you’re managing an economy, writing your character’s story, or building with friends.

Roleplay is encouraged but not required, and the community is mature, creative, and welcoming to both newcomers and experienced players alike. With a stable economy, active staff, and balanced gameplay, Towny-MC offers a grounded, engaging experience without pay-to-win systems or constant resets.

Join today!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is roleplay mandatory on Towny-MC?	Roleplay is encouraged but not required. Players can choose their level of involvement.
Are there pay-to-win elements on the server?	No, Towny-MC offers a balanced gameplay experience without pay-to-win systems.
How can I start building my own town?	Begin by claiming land and recruiting residents to help grow your town into a nation.

FaerunSMP Legacy

Permanent World, hard difficulty, Player-Driven Updates, Land Claim, Faerunsmp

Faerunsmp

Our Features: – Permanent World: Keep all your builds forever – Level-Up System: Get donator perks for free in-game – Land Claim: Protect your precious builds – Skills: Special server powers and more – Strong Economy: Thriving player money system – Leaderboards: Compete for top spots – Hard Difficulty: Server set to tough mode – Player-Driven Updates: Suggest features on Discord

Join FaerunSMP for an epic Minecraft adventure that will last!

play.faerunsmp.com

FEMT SMP – The Ultimate Survival Experience

Socialize, Survival, Minecraft, PvP, Ip:

FEMT SMP

Best place for femtanyl fans to chat around, socialize and spend some quality time with friends, or fight them with the PvP mode! Try to survive and show your skills! Behold, the one and only, FEMT SMP!!

(NOTE: IM NOT TALKING ABOUT BAD THINGS, FEMTANYL IS A MUSIC PRODUCER SEARCH IT UP MODS)

Supports crossplay with bedrock.

DISCORD: Join here!

Bedrock Port: 51895

Bedrock IP: bedrock.stormsurge.xyz

femtanyl.stormsurge.xyz