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LazyCraft: Where even the creepers are too lazy to explode

anti-social, Apprentice, BELIEF, Celibate, conformism, CREEPERS, Demographic, explode, fed agents, hate, Individuality, Introverts, ISOLATION, Lazy, LazyCraft, loathe, NEET, nonconformity, Normalfags, outcast, Rebellion, rotten websites, Self Discovery, society

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	8368
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Enchantments Applied:	239	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	72	Players Killed by Monsters:	2301
Meteorites Collected:	4	Star Shards Collected:	154

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where fed agents are just NPCs trying to keep introverts entertained in this crazy online world. Join us if you’re an apprentice who hates normalfags but also wants to avoid the dreaded fate of celibacy and conformity.

On our server, you’ll find insane stories around every corner. Like the time a group of players built a giant watermelon castle and defended it against a horde of zombie llamas. Or the legendary quest to find the elusive diamond-encrusted unicorn that poops out emeralds.

But that’s not all! We also have modern HTML formatting for all your chatting needs. Want to make your message stand out? Just slap some bold tags on those important words and watch the magic happen.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the lolzy madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even uncover the secret to defeating the fed agents once and for all.

Blocky Banter: What’s Poppin’ Players?

activism, activism for change, anti-Trump memes, banter, blocky, correct the record, daily pay, internet activism, joe biden, meme warfare., online activism, paid posting, Palestinian statehood, Players, political discourse, Political Engagement, political memes, political resistance, poppin, Propaganda, resistance, social justice, social media, whats, Zionist regime

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	2640
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Falling into the Void:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we pay you DAILY to post anti-Trump memes, set the record straight on Joe Biden, and fight for Palestinian statehood against those pesky Zionists!

Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and of course, MASSIVE payouts for your meme skills. Who knew fighting for justice could be so profitable in the world of Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s take down those evil Zionists one block at a time!

The United States of Lava

America, American dream, commentary, culture, current events, Diversity, Government, humor, Identity, lava, melting pot, Multiculturalism, nationalism, patriotism, Politics, sarcasm, satire, Shaniquamerica, social commentary, society, States, Stereotypes, United, united states

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	8911
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Enchantments Applied:	171	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Gods Slained:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server, where you can escape the boring real world and enter the wacky world of Shaniquamerica! Why settle for the United States of America when you can join our server and experience mind-blowing adventures?

Join us and build your own outrageous creations, like a skyscraper made entirely out of diamond blocks or a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano. Our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server, guarded by a flaming chicken with laser eyes. Will you be the one to find it and claim your legendary prize?

So why wait? Join our server now and become a citizen of Shaniquamerica, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

Newb 3D Studio: Where Creations Are Born… And Then Abandoned

3D studio, Abandoned, advancement, Born, Bravo, creations, Creative, debut, design, Development, Disappointment, flat circle, Gaming, Impressive.., innovation, models, new gen, NEWB, progress, simulation, Studio, Technology, Time, virtual reality, Yagoo

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	7602
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Ores Mined:	5117	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we promise you won’t have to wait 9 months for new updates! Unlike Yagoo’s failed 3D studio, we have 3D models galore and they’re constantly being added. Join us and experience a world where time is a flat circle, but in a good way!

NostalgicCraft: Where we debate if old Minecraft was better or we just miss the nostalgia!

building, childhood memories, Community, comparison, creativity, debate, Exploration, gameplay, Gaming, graphics, Minecraft, multiplayer, Nostalgia, NostalgicCraft, old minecraft, Opinions, Popular, Retro, Sandbox, Survival, Updates, video games

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	4418
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	479
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Are you tired of hearing people say that old Minecraft was better? Well, we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate nostalgia trip that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the game.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a hidden diamond mine filled with riches beyond their wildest dreams. But here’s the twist – the diamonds were actually cursed and turned the player into a chicken for a whole week! Talk about a cluckin’ good time!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Creeper King, who rules over the land with an iron fist (or should I say, a green, explosive fist?). Join forces with other players to defeat the Creeper King and claim the throne for yourself. Just be prepared for a few explosions along the way!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even uncover the secret recipe for Notch’s famous enchanted golden apples!

Blocky Banter

advice, Appearance, banter, blackpill discussion, blocky, chance, Community, continue, cosmetic surgery, DELETED, encouragement, Enhancement, Feedback, Improvement, list, looksmaxxing, progress, self improvement, Support, surgeries, Thread, transformation

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	1406
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most blocky of players can looksmaxx to their heart’s content!

Picture this: you’re mining away in the depths of the world, when suddenly you stumble upon a magical thread that leads you to a secret advice center. The players there will give you tips on how to improve your blocky appearance and become the most stylish miner in all the land.

But beware, if you don’t follow their advice, your thread may mysteriously disappear before you can list all the surgeries you need. It’s a cutthroat world out there, but with the right guidance, you can become the most fashionable player on the server.

So come join us and start your journey to looksmaxx perfection! Who knows, you may even uncover some hidden secrets along the way.

GigCraft – Genshin Impact LOLz

ARLECCHINO, Arlecchino Web Event, BannerSim, Barbara, Character Teaser, Crimson Night Fades, Daily check-in rewards, Discover Traces, Discovery Collaboration, Explore Nature, Freedom-Sworn, genshin, genshin impact, GigCraft, guides, Impact, Kaedehara Kazuha, lolz, Maps, Neuvillette, Phantom of the Night, Redeemable Codes, The Song Burning in the Embers, Tome of the Eternal Flow, Two Worlds Aflame, useful links, Version 4.6, Wiki, Xingqiu, Yanfei

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	1343
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Dimension Hops:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than the burning embers in “The Song Burning in the Embers”? Well, look no further because our server is Two Worlds Aflame, where the Crimson Night Fades!

Join us for the Arlecchino Web Event where you can become the Phantom of the Night and wreak havoc until April 25th. But wait, there’s more! Dive into the Discovery Collaboration Web Event and Discover Traces, Explore Nature until June 15th.

Our current character banner features Neuvillette, Kaedehara Kazuha, Yanfei, Xingqiu, and Barbara – they’re all waiting for you to join the fun! And don’t miss out on our weapon banner with the Tome of the Eternal Flow and Freedom-Sworn.

But that’s not all! Get daily check-in rewards that are as permanent as your love for Minecraft. And if you need some extra goodies, redeem our GENSHINGIFT codes for some epic loot.

So what are you waiting for? Hop on our server and let’s make some crazy memories together. Who knows, you might even find the legendary Gig/ OP pastebin hidden somewhere in our world!

Minecraft Madness: Kino Casino Edition

Andy, Artificial Intelligence, Casino, commentary, Edition, Entertainment, follow, funny, Gaming, gaming industry, hilarious, humor, Kino, Kino Casino, madness, Minecraft, Observation, PPP, PRESENCE, Robots, social commentary, Technology

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	2123
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Towns Built:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where robots follow The Kino Casino and PPP’s commentary will have you rolling on the floor laughing! And let’s not forget about Andy, who is just kind of there, being Andy.

Join us for a wild ride filled with INSANE adventures, where you can build the craziest structures and battle mythical creatures like flying llamas and dancing creepers. Our community is like no other, filled with quirky characters and endless possibilities.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted golden carrots! Don’t miss out on all the fun, join us today!

RanRuinsShinBloodline: The Minecraft Server of Shipping Chaos

Anime, BETRAYAL, Bloodline, Chaos, Conflict, couple, crime, detective, Drama, fanfiction, long trail, love, Manga, Minecraft, Mystery, otp, Ran, RanRuinsShinBloodline, relationship, ruin, Server, shinichi, Ship, shipping, Suspense

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6895
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Potions Brewed:	114
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

Welcome to our totally epic Minecraft server where you can join in on the chaos and fun! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – on this server, if you don’t join, Ran will literally ruin Shinishi’s bloodline. Yes, you heard that right! So hop on and save the day by building, mining, and crafting your way to victory!

RaveCraft: Left or Right? Asian Edition

asian, clubbing, Community, culture, Dance, East Asian, Edition, electronic, fashion, Identity, left, Lifestyle, Music, nightlife, Party, rave, RaveCraft, Raver, right, socializing, Southeast Asian, Thread

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	1372
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Love Letters Sent:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	12

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old themes? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild Asian raver party! Imagine mining for diamonds while neon lights flash all around you and techno music blasts in the background. It’s a rave-tastic experience like no other!

But here’s the twist – you have to choose between the Left or Right thread. Will you follow the path of righteousness and build beautiful structures with Left thread, or will you embrace your inner chaos and create insane contraptions with Right thread? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride!

Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even encounter a dancing creeper or a DJ skeleton spinning tunes! So what are you waiting for? Come join the party and let’s rave it up in Minecraft style!