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Cardio Craftin’ Fun Land
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BlockageCraft: The Heart Attack Edition
join our minecraft server now for a wild ride that will make your heart race faster than a constipated turtle trying to poop out a diamond block! forget about smoking, obesity, and stress – constipation is the new danger in town, and our server is the only place where you can experience the thrill of dodging cardiac events while building your dream blocky world.we’ve got mini-games that will make you sweat more than a constipated pig in a sauna, and challenges that will test your reflexes faster than a constipated cheetah chasing after its prey. join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where constipation is the ultimate enemy – because on our server, every block you break could be the key to preventing a heart attack!
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ValveCrafters United
LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ U KNO WHAT? 1 IN 4 OLD PEEPS IN UK HAVE SECRET HEART VALVE DISEASE! U BETTER JOIN DIS SERVER OR U MIGHT END UP LIKE DEM! BUT DONT WORRY, WE GOT DA CURE! PLAYING MINECRAFT ON OUR SERVER WILL MAKE UR HEART STRONGER THAN A DIAMOND SWORD! PLUS, U MIGHT EVEN UNLOCK SECRET LEVELS WHERE U CAN FIGHT OFF HEART ATTACKS AND STROKES WITH UR PICKAXE! SO COME ON, JOIN US AND SAVE UR HEART, ONE BLOCK AT A TIME!