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hearse Minecraft Servers

  • DieCraft: Where respawning is just like getting back into a hearse, but way more fun! LOLz

    DieCraft: Where respawning is just like getting back into a hearse, but way more fun! LOLz
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    Players: 101/400 Votes: 7756
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Divine Spears Created: 18
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 7
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 11 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 40 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Magic Crystals Found: 16

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re playing Minecraft on steroids!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of zombie chickens, riding on the back of a flying pig, and battling a giant spider that shoots lasers out of its eyes. And that’s just the tip of the iceberg!

    But wait, there’s more! If you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond sword that has the power to turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies. Or maybe you’ll come across the secret portal that leads to a disco party with creepers as the DJs.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, just like the hearse, you’ll die to get into this server again and again. Like and share for good luck!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ParkourParkinsonsPreventer

    ParkourParkinsonsPreventer
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    Players: 102/800 Votes: 4575
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Astral Orbs Gathered: 12
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 77 Votes: 2267
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 262 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 19 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 20
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 3 Treasure Maps Found: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    join dis minecraft server and u will be able to predict da future like a psychic on steroids. our AI blood test can tell u if u gonna get Parkinson’s disease 7 years before u even know it. imagine da power u will have knowing what’s coming before it hits u like a ton of bricks. join now and become a medical marvel in da world of blocky adventures. who needs potions when u got futuristic technology at ur fingertips? come on, don’t be a square, join us and be ahead of da game.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MineCraft XIVG Server: Endwalker Edition

    MineCraft XIVG Server: Endwalker Edition
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    Players: 101/400 Votes: 4184
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 11
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 5 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 37
    Magic Items Found: 6723 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3
    Magic Crystals Found: 11 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 20

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the fun never stops and the adventures never end! Join us for epic in-game events like the Dragon Quest Collab (where you can slay golems in the hills like a boss), the Moogle Treasure Trove (find those treasures before the moogles do!), and the Yo-kai Watch Event Re-run (because who doesn’t want to catch ’em all?).

    But wait, there’s more! Join our meetups for a chance to mingle with fellow players and show off your epic builds. From Spooky Club X-files and Digimon Tamers to Male Meetup Pirates and Treasure Planet, we’ve got something for everyone. And don’t miss out on the Ebin Awards, where the most epic players are crowned champions.

    So why wait? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret diamond mine or uncover the mysteries of the Nether. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • TrashCraft Minecraft Server

    TrashCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 91/300 Votes: 262
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Rune Stones Activated: 8
    Cursed Lands Purified: 6 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 16
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9 Divine Scrolls Written: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most bootylicious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter – BF Butt Edition! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is literally shaped like a giant butt. Yes, you heard that right. The spawn point is located right in the crack, and you have to navigate your way through the cheeks to reach different biomes.

    2. We have a special plugin that turns all the mobs into twerking zombies. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

    3. Our community is full of friendly players who are always down for a good laugh. We even have a butt-themed dance party every Saturday night.

    4. The currency on our server is not diamonds or gold, but booty shorts. Collect as many as you can to trade for rare items and weapons.

    5. Rumor has it that there’s a secret dungeon hidden deep within the butt that holds the legendary Golden Booty. Will you be the one to find it?

    So what are you waiting for? Join BF Butt Edition today and let the shenanigans begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ExWifePayback Minecraft Server

    ExWifePayback Minecraft Server
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    Players: 98/600 Votes: 4183
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
    Meteorite Armor Created: 24 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 7 Royal Courts Attended: 0
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 32 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, picture this: you’re just minding your own business, playing Minecraft on our server, when suddenly a wild Fortnite gift card appears! But wait, there’s a twist – your 13-year-old son accidentally uses his mom’s debit card to buy $25 worth of game credits! And now, you’re caught in the middle of a hilarious family feud over who owes who what.

    Join our server for the most epic gaming drama you’ve ever experienced! Will you side with the mom demanding immediate Venmo payment, or will you laugh it off with some emojis like the dad? The choice is yours, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t find this level of entertainment anywhere else. So come on over and let the Minecraft madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ExBabyMamaDrama

    ExBabyMamaDrama
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    Players: 92/100 Votes: 906
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 18 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Void Armor Forged: 27 Magic Items Found: 1396
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Alien Abductions: 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Horror Stories Survived: 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 10 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Meteorite Armor Created: 29

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and only fun is allowed inside! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure and excitement, just like the rollercoaster of emotions in the story above!

    Looking for a place to escape from exes who don’t understand boundaries? Look no further! Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft without any unwanted interruptions from past relationships.

    And hey, if you ever need to ask questions about cervixes or cutting umbilical cords (seriously, who doesn’t know what a cervix is?), our community is here to help! We may not be doctors, but we sure know a thing or two about surviving in the world of Minecraft.

    So come on in and join us for a one-of-a-kind experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices in the best way possible. Who needs a sperm donor when you have a whole server full of friends to play with?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CurvyCraft: Embrace Your Shape!

    CurvyCraft: Embrace Your Shape!
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    Players: 98/100 Votes: 8895
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6991 Magic Wands Crafted: 19
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Crystal Caves Mapped: 10
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11
    Mines Excavated: 2459 Elemental Crystals Collected: 65
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
    Crystal Wands Charged: 19 Enchanted Armories Found: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being judged for your love of Minecraft? Well, fear not my pixelated friend, because on our server, we celebrate all things blocky and beautiful! Join us and let your inner Steve shine bright like a diamond sword in the sun.

    We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box and more creepers than a high school drama club. And don’t even get me started on our Nether portal parties – they’re hotter than a lava bath in the Nether!

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s build a world where the only thing that matters is how epic your build skills are. Let’s show those non-believers that Minecraft is not just a game, it’s a way of life.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockbusterCraft

    BlockbusterCraft
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    Players: 109/400 Votes: 444
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Alien Abductions: 4
    Runes Activated: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 5 Cozy Campfires Lit: 14
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, imagine this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly a pop up ad appears saying “Adblocker turned on.” like, what even is that? who turned on the adblocker? is it the creepers trying to sabotage your mining operation?

    well, fear not, because on our server, you won’t have to deal with any pesky pop up ads. why? because we have a team of highly trained llamas who are experts at blocking ads. they’ll spit on any ad that dares to interrupt your gaming experience.

    not only that, but our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken. this majestic creature lays diamonds instead of eggs, so you’ll never have to worry about running out of bling for your armor and tools.

    oh, and did we mention that our server is located on a floating island in the sky? yeah, that’s right. you’ll have to build bridges and use elytra to navigate between islands and avoid falling to your doom. it’s like a real-life parkour course, but with more explosions and less broken bones.

    so, what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the most epic, ad-free, diamond-filled, sky-high adventure of your life. trust us, you won’t regret it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SmithCraft {Anarchy} {No Anticheat} {No Lag}

    SmithCraft {Anarchy} {No Anticheat} {No Lag}
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    Players: 107/500 Votes: 6899
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 2220
    New Chunks Explored: 44053 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 23
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 18
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Farms Harvested: 155
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Epic Quests Completed: 8 Gnome Villages Protected: 6

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    play.smithcraft.ccWelcome to our SmithCraft!Dive into a world where chaos reigns and creativity knows no bounds. In our unique twist on the classic anarchy server experience, we’ve implemented a spawn protected area. Say goodbye to the days of senseless spawn camping and the frustrating struggle to escape spawn zones. Here, you’ll have a chance to gather your bearings, plan your next move, and embark on your journey into the wilds of Minecraft without unnecessary interference.

    Our server embraces the true spirit of anarchy: there are no rules, no limits, and no boundaries to what you can achieve. Build sprawling cities, unearth hidden treasures, or engage in epic battles—it’s all up to you. The world is your canvas, waiting for you to leave your mark.

    Whether you’re a lone wolf explorer, a cunning strategist, or a master builder, our server provides the perfect playground for your Minecraft adventures. Join a vibrant community of like-minded players who thrive in the unpredictable and exhilarating environment that only an anarchy server can offer.

    Forge alliances, forge rivalries, and forge your own path in a world where every decision shapes your fate. Are you ready to embrace the chaos and carve out your place in Minecraft history? Join us today and let your creativity run wild on our Anarchy Minecraft Server!

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  • CraftyLayMinecraft Server

    CraftyLayMinecraft Server
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    Players: 93/1000 Votes: 5246
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Animals Bred: 84 Ether Blades Crafted: 13
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 3 Soul Swords Wielded: 2
    Horror Stories Survived: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Phantom Knights Defeated: 2
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 79 Evil Twin Fights: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures in all of Minecraft – rainbow-colored llamas that shoot lasers from their eyes! Yes, you heard that right. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is the only place where you can find a secret hidden dungeon filled with diamonds, gold, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to fly!

    But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can participate in epic PvP battles against other players, where the winner gets a real-life date with a Minecraft celebrity! That’s right, your final challenge is to get laid… in Minecraft. So sharpen your swords, brew your potions, and get ready to fight for love (or at least a virtual date)!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest, craziest, and most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CleanCraft Minecraft Server

    CleanCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 90/300 Votes: 5318
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 6
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 30
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 27 Ores Mined: 7724
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Void Gems Collected: 15
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with annoying players on other Minecraft servers? Join our server where we have a strict no jerk policy! We even have a special dungeon just for players who can’t follow the rules – it’s called the “Jerk Jail” and it’s filled with nothing but pink sheep and endless loops of Justin Bieber songs.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that if you befriend the Diamond Chicken, it will grant you three wishes – just make sure one of them isn’t for unlimited dirt blocks, because that’s just boring.

    And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the elusive Bacon Cow, a mythical creature that produces bacon instead of milk. Legend has it that whoever captures the Bacon Cow will be granted eternal luck in all their Minecraft endeavors.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Just remember, no jerks allowed.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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