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Limbus LOLz: Where the Creepers are our Employees!

Actors, art, Audience, creativity, CREEPERS, Drama, employees, Entertainment, Experience, Impressive.., Like it, Limbus, limbus company, live show, lolz, memorable, Performance, production, Recommend, review, Stage, storytelling, TALENTED, Theater

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	2821
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us for epic battles against zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens, or team up with your friends to take down a dragon that farts rainbows.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco club where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. And don’t even get me started on our custom-built rollercoaster that takes you on a journey through the Nether and back again.

So why waste your time on those other boring servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Join now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Crafting Chaos: Where Even Steve Asks ‘What’s the Point?’

America, antisemitic, Asks, biden, Chaos, CHRISTIANS, Crafting, Democrat, election, fbi, FEMA death camp, golom, Government, Kang, Kike, kudos, point, POL, politically incorrect, REPUBLICAN, revolt, slaughter, steve, Ukraine, Voting, whats, Zelensky

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	7172
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Dimension Hops:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing politically incorrect is how many creepers we let blow up your creations!

Join us and choose between two candidates for mayor: a zombie with a (D) after his name or a skeleton with an (R) after his name. It’s not like your vote matters anyway, just like in the real world where elections are stopped and candidates are installed like mods.

Don’t worry about revolting, the only revolting thing here is the amount of zombies Zelensky is sending to slaughter innocent villagers. But hey, at least they didn’t call him antisemitic, right?

So come join our server, where /pol/ is just a honey pot for creepers and the only list you’ll end up on is the one for the most epic builds!

Minecraft Mayhem: ‘/hg/ – Halo General’ Server – Where Spartans Mine and Craft in Style!

#CommunityUpdate, #HaloGeneral, #HaloWaypoint, #MasterChiefCollection, #MCCUpdate, #OperationLaunch, #RevenueStream, #SpartanKelly087, #SunderedShowdown, #SupportEnded, #TerminalEdition, #TheYappeningII, Craft, gamingbible, general, Halo, haloinfinite, MAYHEM, Minecraft, News, rainbowsixsiege, Server, Spartans, Style, Trailer, update, Xbox

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	9109
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Gods Slained:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Towns Built:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	6178
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate terminal edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret Halo Infinite update that gives you the power to spawn in a YapYap the Destroyer army to take over the server. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s pure entertainment!

2. Our community update involves a Sundered Showdown where players have to battle it out using only their bare hands and a potato. Who will emerge victorious? Join to find out!

3. The latest MCC update includes a feature where you can ride on Spartan Kelly-087’s back as she takes on Rainbow Six Siege. It’s like a crossover episode you never knew you needed!

4. Need more reasons to join? How about the fact that MCC support was ended because the developers couldn’t handle the sheer awesomeness of our server. That’s right, we broke the game with our epicness!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the insanity for yourself. Don’t miss out on the fun, join our Minecraft server today!

VirginCraft: Where Normgroids Roam and Funny Things Happen

18 year old, age, cultural expectations, double standards, Drugs, funny, happen, Hypocrisy, judgment, Marriage, MARRIED, morality, Normgroids, relationships, roam, social norms, societal pressure, society, Virgin, VirginCraft, whoring out, WOMAN, young

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	1421
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Zombie Dances:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Void Gems Collected:	20	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the normgroids and their ridiculous standards! On our server, you can marry whoever you want, even if they’re just a blocky pixel person. Plus, we have a special drug-themed area where you can mine for “diamonds” and get high on the virtual experience. Who needs real life drama when you can have all the chaos and fun in Minecraft? Join now and let your inner normgroid-free self shine!

Minecraft Boomer Server: ‘I’m 20 and this is still deep’

“Youth, >20 years old, 20, age, boomer, Contemplative, deep, Experience, Introspective, life lessons, Maturity, Meaningful, Minecraft, Nostalgia, personal growth, Profound, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Server, thoughtful, Timeless, true classic, wisdom

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	3747
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5517
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Potions Brewed:	179	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a true classic that will make you feel like a 20-year-old philosopher pondering the meaning of life.

Join us and embark on epic quests that will challenge your mind and your Minecraft skills. Build towering castles, explore mysterious dungeons, and battle fearsome dragons that will make you question your sanity.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of talking cows who will guide you on your journey with their wisdom and cheesy puns. And if you’re lucky, you might even discover the legendary diamond-encrusted llama who grants wishes to those who can solve his riddles.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the deep, mind-bending adventure that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Trust us, it’s a true classic that will leave you saying, “I’m 20 and this is still deep.”

Crafty Cringe Faces: The Minecraft Server

awkward, Crafty, cringe, cringeworthy, Cultural differences, cultural misunderstandings, Diversity, Expressions, faces, facial expressions, ignorance, Minecraft, prejudice, race relations, racial behavior, racial stereotypes, Server, social awkwardness, social norms, Stereotypes, UNCOMFORTABLE, uncomfortable situations, white people

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	2938
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Towns Built:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Are you tired of seeing white people make cringeworthy faces in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where all the players have perfectly normal faces! No more awkward smiles or weird expressions, just blocky characters having a blast in our virtual world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their underground dance parties and learn their funky moves to impress your friends.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds waiting to be discovered deep within the server. Will you be the lucky player to find it and become the richest miner in all of Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to cringeworthy faces and hello to a world of endless possibilities and llama dance parties!

CraftyEngineer24’s Epic Minecraft Adventure

24 years old, ACADEMIC, Adventure, age, Challenges, college, Country, CraftyEngineer24s, determination, education, engineering degree, Epic, Experience, first year, learning, Minecraft, opportunities, perseverance, repeating, STUDENT, studying, success, third time, University

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	4365
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	332
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Divine Spears Created:	17
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Void Gems Collected:	29

Are you tired of studying for the same degree over and over again like this poor soul? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape the endless cycle of academic doom and join a community of players who have also failed at adulting!

Join us for a chance to build your dream world where you can finally succeed at something, unlike this poor soul who just can’t seem to catch a break in real life. Who needs a degree when you can have a virtual empire in Minecraft, am I right?

So come on over and join us for some laughs, some fails, and maybe even some success (unlike this poor guy). Let’s make Minecraft great again, one engineering dropout at a time!

AvoidChuubasMC – No Chuubas Allowed!

Allowed, AVOID, AvoidChuubasMC, Chuubas, Community, content creators, digital influencers, Entertainment, Fandom, internet celebrities, livestreamers, online entertainers, online personalities, reasons, Recommendations, streaming, valid, virtual avatars, virtual idols, virtual youtubers, Vtubers

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	6518
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	52	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	0

Oh, honey, let me tell you about the chuubas on this server. We’ve got one that’s a literal walking disaster zone – every time they try to build a house, it ends up looking like a pile of dirt with a roof made out of chickens. And don’t even get me started on the chuuba who thinks they’re a master redstone engineer but can’t even make a simple door that opens without exploding. Trust me, you’ll want to steer clear of these hot messes if you value your sanity (and your precious diamond pickaxe).

But hey, if you’re looking for a good laugh and some epic fails, this server is the place to be. Join us for some wild adventures, ridiculous builds, and maybe even a few unexpected explosions. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary chuuba everyone’s talking about – for better or for worse! So grab your sword, saddle up your pig, and come join the chaos. Just be sure to watch out for those chuubas… they’re a special breed, that’s for sure.

Blocky Bois and Bioware’s Demise: A Minecraft Adventure

Adventure, Backlash, bioware, Biowares, blocky, Bois, cancel culture, controversy, criticism, demise, Diversity, Ethics, fan base, game development, gaming industry, inclusiveness, Inclusivity, industry trends, Minecraft, narrative design, Political Correctness, representation, social justice, storytelling, video games, WOKE CULTURE

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	2765
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Mines Excavated:	2253	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is so bad and woke that it will make Bioware question their existence! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of talking pigs. Who needs boring old quests when you can embark on a quest to find the mythical diamond-encrusted potato of destiny? So come on, join us and see just how bad and woke things can get in the world of Minecraft!

Minecraft Madness: The HapPIGning Server!

action, aggression, Conflict, Destruction, Diplomacy, extremism, HapPIGning, international relations, Israel, madness, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Politics, provocation, RETALIATION, rhetoric, SECURITY, Server, social media, Tehran, Tension, threat, War

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	2463
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Star Shards Collected:	72
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Zombie Dances:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing getting destroyed is your boredom! Join us and unleash your inner kike cuck as you build, mine, and survive in a world where anything is possible.

Forget about Tehran, the real action is happening right here on our server. Don’t just talk on social media, come and act out your wildest Minecraft fantasies with us. Whether you’re a seasoned player or a newbie, there’s something for everyone on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and show the world what you’re made of. Just remember, the only thing getting destroyed here is your free time – in the best way possible!