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ZebraCraft – Hear the Hoofbeats

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so, like, u ever wanted to ride a zebra in minecraft? well, this server is the place for u, my dude! we got zebras, unicorns, and even flying pigs! yea, u heard me right, FLYING PIGS!

join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary golden carrot, rumored to give u superpowers like shooting lasers from ur eyes and making ur enemies explode into confetti.

we also have a secret underground disco party where u can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. and don’t even get me started on our annual llama fashion show, where u can dress up ur llama in the most ridiculous outfits u can imagine.

so, what are u waiting for? come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where anything is possible and zebras are just the beginning. remember, sometimes hearing hoofbeats means zebras.

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””You Hear It, You Lose” Minecraft SMP”

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! This server is not for the faint of heart, as the main rule is “You hear it, you lose.” What does that mean, you ask? Well, every time you hear a creeper hiss, a skeleton shoot an arrow, or a zombie groan, you lose a life!

But don’t worry, we have plenty of ridiculous reasons why you should join this server. For starters, our spawn point is located on a floating island made entirely of diamond blocks. Yes, you read that right. Diamond. Blocks. And if you manage to survive the treacherous journey down to the ground, you’ll find that every tree is actually a giant slime waiting to attack you. Good luck chopping down those logs!

Oh, and did we mention that our Nether is actually a giant maze filled with angry pigmen riding on top of ghasts? Yeah, good luck finding your way out of that one. But hey, if you do manage to escape, you’ll be rewarded with a secret chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to fly for five minutes. Trust us, it’s worth it.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will test your skills, your sanity, and your ability to resist the urge to scream every time you hear a mob approaching, then come join us on “You hear it, you lose”! Just be prepared for the chaos that awaits you.

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Seriously what the fuck more do normies need to hear Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where people actually talk about sensible things like investments and financial advice? Well, come join our wacky Minecraft SMP where we discuss the most random and outrageous topics, like why Powell thinks bitcoin is better than gold and fiat currency.

We have a community of players who are so obsessed with cryptocurrency that they’ve built entire pixel art monuments dedicated to their favorite coins. Want to trade diamonds for Dogecoin? We’ve got you covered.

But be warned, our server is not for the faint of heart. We have a secret underground bunker where we hold intense debates about the future of blockchain technology, and if you can’t keep up, you might just get blown up by a creeper.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that is as wild and unpredictable as the crypto market itself, come join us. Just remember to hodl onto your pickaxe and never sell your sense of humor.

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PunchablePixel – Minecraft SMP

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Imagine a world where you can actually punch those annoying faces in Minecraft! Join our SMP and let out all your pent-up aggression on those blocky bullies. We have a special plugin that turns every player’s face into a giant punching bag, so you can literally punch them into oblivion. Plus, rumor has it that if you punch someone hard enough, diamonds will come flying out of their face! So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP and start punching your way to riches!

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Plop Plop Plop Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because on our server, the pigs fly, the cows dance, and the creepers tell jokes!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on the backs of Ender Dragons, build houses out of diamond blocks, and battle giant zombie chickens. Our server is so wild, even the villagers have their own reality TV show!

But that’s not all – we have secret hidden treasure chests filled with unlimited diamonds, enchanted weapons that shoot fireworks, and a magical potion that turns you into a unicorn. And did we mention our annual “TNT vs Watermelon” battle royale event? It’s a blast!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, most outrageous Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. Just be careful not to get pranked by the mischievous leprechauns hiding in the mines!

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