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HangryCraft Minecraft Server

balancing work and family, children’s entitlement, coffee break, DoorDash, entitled kids, family dynamics, family meals, HangryCraft, kids’ expectations, kids’ treats, lunchtime, lunchtime delivery, Minecraft, mom guilt, mom life, morning routine, parenting, school treats, self-care, Server, treating yourself, working mom

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	4064
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	366	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Are you tired of being called an asshole by your own kids for getting yourself a coffee or a bagel? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the judgment of your entitled children!

On our server, you can enjoy all the coffee and bagels you want without anyone calling you names. Build a virtual coffee shop and treat yourself to all the goodies you desire, without any guilt trips from your offspring.

Join now and let your kids fend for themselves while you enjoy some well-deserved me-time in the virtual world. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can have a coffee-fueled adventure in Minecraft? Don’t let your kids dictate your snack choices, join our server today and reclaim your right to enjoy a treat in peace!

SnowflakeSquad

acceptance, African American, bullying, candlestick, Chinese-Mexican, Cultural, Diversity, ECUADORIAN, Edward Cullen, Friends, humor, ignorance, JOKE, Korean, playful, Race, skin color, SnowflakeSquad, Understanding, Vietnamese, White

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	5842
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Farms Harvested:	746
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Alien Abductions:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Welcome to the most diverse Minecraft server out there! We’ve got players from all over the world, just like the friend group in this wild story. We’ve got Koreans, Vietnamese, Ecuadorians, African-Americans, Chinese-Mexicans, and of course, white people too!

Join our server and experience the ultimate multicultural Minecraft adventure. Build friendships with players from different backgrounds and learn about their unique cultures. And don’t worry, we won’t make fun of you for being white like in the story above – we’re all about spreading love and laughter here!

So come on, join us on this crazy Minecraft server where diversity is celebrated and where you can be yourself without any judgment. Who knows, you might even find your own group of friends who will joke around with you in the most hilarious ways possible. See you in the game!

GoneEnjoyment Minecraft SMP

10. Emotional well-being, 11. Inner strength, 12. Resilience, 13. Self-reflection, 14. Personal growth, 15. Moving forward, 16. Seeking happiness, 17. Life challenges, 18. Mental resilience, 19. Healing process, 2. Depression, 20. Self-discovery., 3. Mental health, 4. Coping strategies, 5. Self-care, 6. Finding joy, 7. Overcoming obstacles, 8. Positive mindset, 9. Daily routine, GoneEnjoyment, Minecraft, motivation, smp

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	6678
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Star Shards Collected:	234	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Love Letters Sent:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

Are you tired of waking up to the same old boring routine? Do you crave excitement and adventure in your life? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy pranks, and hilarious shenanigans. Our server is home to a community of players who are always up for a good time and never shy away from a challenge.

Imagine waking up in the morning to find your base covered in pink sheep, or logging on to discover that someone has turned the entire spawn area into a giant maze. With us, every day is a new adventure and you never know what to expect next.

So if you’re looking to inject some fun and excitement into your Minecraft experience, come join us and see why our server is the talk of the town. Who needs a boring old alarm clock when you have us to wake you up with a bang?

MineCraftyMess

basic skills, basic tasks, Challenging activities, Common activities, Commonly underestimated, deceivingly simple, Deceptively easy, Easy-looking tasks, Everyday challenges, everyday tasks, MineCraftyMess, Misleadingly simple, Mundane chores, not as easy as it looks, Seemingly easy, Simple on the surface, simple tasks, Surprisingly difficult, Tricky maneuvers, Tricky skills, Underestimated activities

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6534
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	212	Dragon Scales Harvested:	316
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Astral Projections Made:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Divine Spears Created:	27	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Join our Minecraft server and find out just how simple it is to build a house… until a group of mischievous creepers decide to throw a housewarming party inside your newly constructed abode! But don’t worry, our server is equipped with a special Creeper Repellent plugin to keep those explosive party crashers at bay.

If you’re looking for a challenge, try navigating our treacherous parkour course filled with obstacles like flying pigs, disappearing blocks, and a surprise appearance by Herobrine himself! Legend has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can make it to the end without rage quitting.

And for those who prefer a more relaxed experience, why not take a leisurely stroll through our enchanted forest filled with talking animals, magical mushrooms, and a hidden portal to a secret dimension where diamonds grow on trees (literally)! Just watch out for the mischievous fairies who like to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today for a wild and wacky adventure that you won’t find anywhere else!

CubanCraft: No Power Hour!

#sustainability, blackouts, caribbean, crisis management., Cuba, CubanCraft, developing country, economic crisis, electricity, electricity grid, energy consumption, energy crisis, energy policy, energy shortage, Government, hour, Infrastructure, Latin America, long-term solutions, power, power generation, power outages, renewable energy

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	1532
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server out there! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. So, in this server, we have this magical land called Cuba where there are 14-hour-long daily blackouts. But don’t worry, it’s not because of some boring economic crisis, it’s because the creepers got loose and started blowing up all the redstone power sources!

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the mobs and trade with villagers for some epic loot. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds! So come join us and experience the chaos and craziness of our Minecraft world. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

HaircutLawnMasters

Barber, barbering, beautification, Expertise, greenery, Grooming, hair cutting, HaircutLawnMasters, LANDSCAPING, lawn care, lawn mowing, maintenance, multitasking, outdoor work, PROFESSIONAL, Services, Skills, Styling, talent, Trade, trimming

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	5930
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5

Lol come join our epic minecraft server where the grass is always greener cuz we got hairdressers doubling as lawn mowers! Imagine getting a fresh new cut while your grass is getting trimmed to perfection by the same person! It’s like a two-for-one deal, except it’s in Minecraft so it’s even more mind-blowing! Plus, rumor has it that our hairdressers-turned-lawn-mowers have magical powers that make your crops grow faster and your animals produce more resources. So what are you waiting for? Join now and witness the ultimate multitasking skills in action!

Duce’s SMP: Where the only thing spiced up is Duce’s cooking skills.

Adventure, apply, Community, Cooking, Discord, Duces, Experience, Exploration, Friends, Mindcrack, Minecraft, multiplayer, new, og, Open, Players, Server, Skills, smp, Spiced, Survival, Vanilla, VIBE, world

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	267
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Votes:	7715	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Mines Excavated:	4308
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7390
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Hello everyone. I’ve been doing Vanilla SMP with my friends for years now. As time has gone on we’ve lost players, looking to open up to a couple new players.
If you’re familiar with OG Mindcrack that is definitely the vibe we’re going for.
Discord to apply: https://discord.gg/MZ6BuHvu8h

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the age requirement for the server?	18+
How long has the server been running?	Years
What type of gameplay does the server focus on?	Vanilla SMP
How can I apply to join the server?	Join the Discord server mentioned above

High School Hotties Minecraft Server

Adulthood, career development, Communication, concerts, deactivated profiles, Gender Roles, ghosting, guys, HIGH, high school, hotties, instagram, living life, male crisis, Minecraft, office jobs, relationships, School, Server, social media, social norms, society, Stereotypes, Stories, Travelling

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	4446
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Mines Excavated:	1590
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	8289	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3

Are you tired of seeing all your high school crushes living their best lives while the guys are MIA? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape the real world and join a community of guys who are actually active and thriving! No more ghosting or empty profiles here, just a bunch of dudes building epic structures and slaying virtual dragons.

Join our server and be part of a male revolution in society! Who needs office jobs and constant Instagram updates when you can be mining diamonds and battling creepers? Say goodbye to the male crisis and hello to a world where guys are actually present and kicking butt in the virtual realm. So come on, join us and let’s show the world that guys can have fun too!

RentalPropertySMPandIndexFunds

asset allocation, capital gains, Diversification, financial independence, Financial Planning, index funds, investment decision, investment portfolio, investment strategy, long-term investment., passive income, property value, real estate, rental income, rental property, rental property cash flow, rental property vs index funds, RentalPropertySMPandIndexFunds, retirement planning, VTSAX, Wealth accumulation

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	6556
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8731
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Are you tired of boring old rental properties and want to spice up your investment game? Join our Minecraft SMP where you can turn your virtual blocks into real profits! Imagine making 14k diamonds yearly off your virtual home, that’s the kind of profit you can only dream of in the real world. And with the potential to have 600k diamonds in VTSAX, you’ll be rolling in virtual riches in no time. Say goodbye to boring old index funds and hello to a world where the sky’s the limit (literally, you can build as high as you want in Minecraft)! Join us now and watch your virtual wallet grow faster than you can say “blockchain”.

SadBoiGaming Minecraft SMP

deep sadness, Despair, Devastating, difficult experience, emotional pain, Grief, heart-wrenching, HEARTBREAK, Heartbreaking, Loss, Minecraft, mourning, overwhelming grief, sad, SadBoiGaming, smp, sorrow, sorrowful moment, Tears, Tragedy, Traumatic, unfortunate event

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	4602
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Farms Harvested:	906
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Elemental Crystals Collected:	20

Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to worry about sad things again! Our server is protected by an army of rainbow llamas who shoot glitter at griefers. Plus, our resident wizard can turn griefers into chickens with just a flick of his wand. So come join us and leave all your sad stories behind, because on our server, the only tears shed are tears of joy from all the epic builds and crazy adventures!