SpudSquad Minecraft SMP

agriculture, answer, Cooking, DELICIOUS, Dinner, Farming, Food, healthy, lunch, Meal, Minecraft, nutrition, Potatoes, question.., recipe, root vegetable, side dish, smp, SNACKS, SpudSquad, starch, VEGETABLES, Versatile

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	7204
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	97
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the answer to all of life’s questions is…potatoes! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that the founder of our server once turned a potato into a diamond block just by planting it in the ground and singing it a lullaby. True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the Potato Olympics, where players compete in events such as potato sack races, potato throwing contests, and the highly anticipated potato peeling competition. The winner gets a lifetime supply of potatoes (and maybe a few diamonds, if they’re lucky).

So come join us on our potato-filled adventure and see if you can unlock the mysteries of the universe with just a humble spud. Who knows, you might just discover that potatoes really are the answer to everything.

Severation SMP: The Only Server Where the Grass Grows Upside Down!

chat commands, colors, Community, Creative Server, Economy, Friendly, GRASS, grows, healthy, interactions, Leaderboards, Maturity, pre-generated world, quality of life, rules, Semi Vanilla, Server, Severation, shop district, shopping district, smp, Teams, Teleportation, upside, Vanilla, visual features, voice chat

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	6627
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Enchantments Applied:	60	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Severation SMP Server

Brief Overview:

Type	Age Range	Rules	Server Start
Semi-Vanilla 18+ server	18+	No griefing or stealing	28/06

FAQ:

About Us:

What started off originally as a friend group playing Minecraft together, evolved into a full blown community server, made by players interested in the community and comradery aspect.

Our Features:

Shopping District	Proximity Voice Chat
BlueMap
Interactive chat commands	Pre-Generated World
Creative Server (on the way)	Leaderboards

Our Values:

Our focus is on the community and interactions, we suggest anyone about to join has that same interest. Establishing a good economy with many shops. Maturity is important, don’t grief or steal.

What we ask of you:

Be mature and reasonable
18 years or older
Change discord nickname to “Name (In-Game Name)”
Create a shop in the shopping district
Build your base relatively close to spawn and nearby other players

How to Join:

Fill out the application on our discord server: https://severation.net/discord

CerealKiller in Minecraft SMP

bacon, Bagel, Breakfast, brunch, CEREAL, CerealKiller, coffee, eggs, Food, Fruit, granola, healthy, Meal, Minecraft, morning, nutrition, oatmeal, PANCAKES, SAUSAGE, smoothie, smp, toast, yogurt

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	6481
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Astral Projections Made:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to feast on the tears of your enemies for breakfast! Our server is filled with drama, betrayal, and epic battles that will leave you craving for more. Who needs cereal when you can start your day with a side of revenge and a sprinkle of chaos? So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wild and wacky world!

PlantCraftBonanza

animal welfare, carbon footprint, eco-friendly, environmentally-friendly, ETHICAL, Farm to Table, Food, grass fed beef, healthy, high quality, Locally Sourced, Natural, nutrient-dense, organic, pasture-raised, Plant-Based, PlantCraftBonanza, protein source, regenerative agriculture, sustainable, Whole Foods

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	6021
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Magic Items Found:	3621
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Gods Slained:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where the grass is made of beef and the cows eat dirt! our server is so wacky, you’ll be laughing your pickaxe off all day long. build a house out of bacon blocks, ride a llama into battle, and fight off zombie chickens with your trusty diamond carrot sword.

why join our server, you ask? well, where else can you find a world where pigs can fly and creepers breakdance? our community is full of crazies like you, so come on in and let’s get weird together. plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret portal to a land made entirely of cheese!

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the most bonkers, hilarious, and downright insane minecraft adventure of your life. who needs reality when you’ve got a world where grass fed beef is a plant-based food?

DisgustCraft Minecraft Server

adoption, appropriate, commendable, culture, DAUGHTER, DisgustCraft, Expectation, healthy, judgmental, Minecraft, Misogyny, Noble, Pregnancy, Pregnant Women, progressive, Self Respect, Server, telling off, Views

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	8558
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Towns Built:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server where we embrace all the chaos and drama you could ever want!

We have players of all ages, from 50F moms to 19F daughters who argue about pregnancy and self-respect. Witness epic battles of words as they debate the merits of adoption versus childbirth!

But that’s not all – we also have heated discussions about misogyny, progressive attitudes, and the humiliation of pregnancy. You’ll never be bored on our server, where drama is always just around the corner.

So join now and experience the wildest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who needs mobs and mining when you have drama and debates? Join us today and get ready for the ride of your life!

TheMizFanatic Minecraft SMP

Average, comedy, controversial, Credit, documentaries, fan opinion, healthy, mic skills, midcarder, Minecraft, opinionated, Overrated, professional wrestling, push, reality star, smp, The Miz, TheMizFanatic, trouble-free, Underrated, vignettes, wrestling, wwe

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	7198
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Mines Excavated:	4445
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	119783	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Are you tired of hearing about the same old overrated players on other Minecraft SMPs? Join our server and escape the endless praise of mediocre players who think they’re the best thing since sliced bread. Our server is filled with outrageous characters and insane stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, we have way too many dick suckery documentaries and vignettes made about our players, so you know it’s gonna be a wild ride. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

VaxxedOut Minecraft Server

15 month old, 15 year old, 25 year old, athlete, baby, cancer treatment, Coma, Covid vaccine, died, Egyptian, field, football player, francis ngannou, Game, girl, healthy, Heart condition, Italian, Killed, Malachi Rios, Minecraft, Server, severe headaches., Soccer, soccer match, Son, sudden deaths, swimming champion, unborn baby, Vaxxed, VaxxedOut, White girl, young people, young person

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	6317
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Ores Mined:	9073	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that will leave you dying of laughter? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even the Grim Reaper himself can’t resist joining in on the fun.

Join now and experience the thrill of dodging unexpected deaths like a pro swimmer dodging sharks in the ocean. Our server is so wild, it’ll make you question if you’re playing Minecraft or in a real-life soap opera.

With more plot twists than a telenovela, you’ll never know what’s coming next. From sudden deaths to unexpected tragedies, our server will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.

So come on down and join the chaos! Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next player to meet a hilariously untimely demise. Just remember, it’s all in good fun (we promise).

DoggoDine Minecraft Server

#venting, anger, Apology, BETRAYAL, business trip, Dangerous, Detox, dog care, DoggoDine, explicit instructions, feeding schedule, health issues, healthy, irresponsible, Minecraft, overreacting, perspective, pet sitter, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Trust, veterinary, water fast

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	8247
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	22	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Meteorites Collected:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Hey there fellow Minecrafters!

Looking for a server that will make you question your trust in humanity? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal and absurdity.

Imagine logging in to find that your trusted friend decided to put your virtual dog on a “water fast” because she read somewhere that it’s healthy for Minecraft animals. Yes, you heard that right. Your precious virtual pet left starving because your friend thought she was doing him a favor by letting his system “detox.” The audacity!

But wait, there’s more! Witness the drama unfold as you confront your friend in-game, only to have her defend her actions and claim that her intentions were good. Will you explode in anger like the player in this story, or will you take a more diplomatic approach? The choice is yours.

So, if you’re looking for a server with unexpected twists, outrageous stories, and a whole lot of drama, join us now! Just make sure to feed your virtual pets, okay?

AlmondCraft: Heart Healthy & Fiber-Filled!

AlmondCraft, almonds, anti inflammatory, antioxidants, blood pressure, Blood sugar, blood vessel health, cardiovascular health, cholesterol, Cholesterol lowering, fiber, FiberFilled, healthy, Healthy Eating, healthy fats, Heart, heart health, inflammation, nut, nutrient-dense, Plant-Based, satiety, Superfood, weight management

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	1246
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	68	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

LOL, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like eating almonds for ur heart health but in Minecraft form! We got all da crazy stuff like lowering bad cholesterol mobs, blood sugar biomes, and blood pressure potions. Plus, we got inflammation-reducing armor and blood vessel lining health boosts. And don’t even get me started on our fiber-filled food for fullness and weight management quests. It’s like a heart-healthy adventure in every block, so come join us and level up ur health game in Minecraft style!

MomSaidNoMinecraftServer

Argument, BMI, Comments.., culture, dinner table, DISRESPECTFUL, double chin, family, gained weight, healthy, lighthearted joke, looking out, mom, MomSaidNoMinecraftServer, overreact, overweight, sister, sweets, vacation, vacation eating

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	9602
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	New Chunks Explored:	106266
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Crops Grown:	4129	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Mines Excavated:	1128	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	103	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Are you tired of family dinners turning into roast sessions? Join our Minecraft server for a guaranteed chin-free zone! No more “double chin” jokes or snarky comments about your BMI – just pure, unadulterated fun in a virtual world.

Our server is the perfect escape from real-life drama, where you can build, explore, and make new friends without worrying about your mom calling you out for having an extra scoop of ice cream. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will lift you up, not bring you down.

So say goodbye to family arguments and hello to a world where you can be yourself without judgment. Join our server today and let the good times roll – no chin-up exercises required!

Watchan Minecraft SMP

action, binge watching, comedy series, crime shows, current favorites, documentaries, Entertainment, FANTASY, Minecraft, must watch, new releases, Popular Shows, reality tv, Recommendations, Sci Fi, smp, streaming, suspenseful dramas, Television series, trending, TV dramas, tv shows, WATCHAN

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	1115
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
New Chunks Explored:	567654	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Secret Passages Found:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Oh, you know, just binge-watching the drama unfold on our epic Minecraft SMP server! Join us for a wild ride filled with secret alliances, epic battles, and more drama than a reality TV show. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on all the chaos and craziness that goes down in our virtual world. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried somewhere on the server, just waiting to be discovered. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and become a part of the most entertaining Minecraft community around!

top server come in without any regrets Minecraft server

banner, come in, description, image, Lazy, minecraft server, OWNER, personal account, Server, top serv., top server, without any regrets

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	9196
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Zombie Dances:	8

The owner of the server “top server, come in without any regrets” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Artem1527.aternos.me:15258

Allan’s False Prophet Minecraft Server

academic authority, academic integrity, Allans, blasphemy, controversial figure, controversial statements, criticism, Election Forecasting, election outcomes, false, false prophet, forecasting methods, historical trends, media attention, Minecraft, political analysis, political predictions, political science, prediction accuracy, Professor Allan Lichtman, Prophet, public figure, research methodology, Server, speaking out

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	904
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Farms Harvested:	893	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further! Our server is ruled by the almighty Professor Allan Lichtman, who predicts the future with his mystical powers. Join us and bask in the glory of his prophecies as you build, mine, and battle your way to victory.

But beware, for those who speak blasphemy against the False Prophet will face his wrath in the form of lightning strikes and swarms of angry chickens. Trust us, you don’t want to mess with Professor Allan Lichtman and his army of feathered minions.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even uncover the secrets of the universe hidden within the pixels of Minecraft. Just remember, don’t cross the False Prophet or you’ll regret it!

> Corn Syrup Minecraft SMP

Corn, corn syrup, discovery, elaborate, Food Industry, fructose, German inventor, Glucose, high fructose corn syrup, History, innovation, invention, Japanese research institute, long term, Minecraft, revenge plot, Science, Simmering, smp, SWEET, sweetener, Syrup, Technology

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	6767
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	95	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Elemental Crystals Collected:	89
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Holy Grails Found:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Potions Brewed:	105
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Zombie Dances:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids!

Join us and witness the epic saga of the Corn Syrup Conspiracy, where players battle it out to uncover the truth behind the invention of corn syrup. Was it really just a coincidence, or was it a meticulously planned revenge plot that has been brewing for centuries?

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with wacky characters and insane storylines that will keep you on the edge of your seat. From secret underground societies to llama rodeos gone wrong, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the hero of the Corn Syrup Conspiracy!

”Wuwa Craft – Wavey Minecraft Server”

Android, Camellya, codes, Convene Tracker, Craft, Download, Dream Message, egs, emotes, Events, friends list, Ios, Map, Minecraft, News, Night Knocks, patch notes, Resonator Showcase, Rewards, Rinascita, SEED OF FATE, Server, Timeline, Trailer, twitter, Version 1.4, wavey, windows, wuthering waves, wuwa

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	3417
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Votes:	1640
Void Gems Collected:	18	Elemental Crystals Collected:	75
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join now for a chance to embark on a wild adventure in a land called Rinascita, where dreams come to life and messages arrive in the most unexpected ways (like through a dream, seriously, how cool is that?).

But that’s not all! Explore the Wuthering Waves world and showcase your skills with the Resonator, Camellya – SEED OF FATE. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of action-packed excitement anywhere else!

Don’t miss out on our crazy events like the Gifts of Fleeting Dreams sign-in event (because who doesn’t love free stuff?), the Somnium Labyrinth adventure event, and the Pincer Maneuver Warriors combat event. And let’s not forget about the Depths of Illusive Realm – Phantasm Amass event, where things get seriously spooky!

But wait, there’s more! Check out our timeline, rewards, and media contents for all the juicy details. And hey, who doesn’t love freebies? Use our codes for some awesome rewards and collect all the emotes to show off your style in-game.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of the /wuwa/ Friends List, where the fun never stops! Trust us, you won’t regret it. (Disclaimer: Previous players may have experienced extreme levels of excitement and joy. Play at your own risk!)

Layoff King Minecraft SMP

corporate restructuring, downsizing, economic downturn, impending job cuts, impending layoffs, job cuts, job insecurity, job loss, King, layoff, Layoffs, layoffs anxiety, layoffs coming, layoffs concerns, layoffs expected, layoffs forecast, layoffs prediction, layoffs rumors, layoffs soon, layoffs speculation, Minecraft, smp, unemployment, workforce reduction

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	3536
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Towns Built:	5	Magic Items Found:	4962
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want some real drama!

Join us for epic battles over who gets to build the next giant chicken statue, intense negotiations over who gets the last enchanted golden apple, and thrilling adventures as we try to survive the wrath of the elusive Creeper King.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server owner is actually a secret llama in disguise, and if you can find their hidden stash of emeralds, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So come join us on our wild and wacky SMP, where the only thing crazier than the mobs is the players themselves! Who needs job security when you can have this much fun?

Crafty World Server

Adventure, Crafty, Dungeons, EXCITEMENT, Exploration, FANTASY, Gaming, Gaming Community, Gear, Items, Loot, mmorpg, online gaming, player interaction, Raids, rare drops, Rewards, Server, Treasure, Vaults, virtual worlds, world, World of Warcraft

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	5839
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Mines Excavated:	4778	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Alien Abductions:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers where the only thing you find in vaults are cobwebs and dirt? Well, look no further because on our server, our vaults are filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams! We’re talking diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and even a pet dragon (okay, maybe not the dragon part, but a player can dream, right?).

Join our server and become the ultimate treasure hunter as you explore dungeons filled with dangerous mobs and epic loot. But be warned, our vaults are guarded by fearsome creatures like zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens and creepers with jetpacks (yes, you read that right).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and see if you can uncover the legendary loot hidden within our vaults. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a secret passage that leads to a room filled with endless stacks of diamonds!

Wifejack Minecraft SMP: The Right Wing Issue Today

CONSERVATIVE, dark triad personalities, disloyal nature., evolutionary psychology, female nature, Game, hypergamous, hypergamy, Issue, love, loyalty, men going their own way, Minecraft, MONEY, nice guys, pick up artist community, power, right wing, Roosh, smp, Status, Today, traditional conservatism, Wifejack, WING

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	8342
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9831
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have a community that is as wild and unpredictable as the pick up artist community! Join us as we navigate through the treacherous waters of evolutionary psychology and try to pick up blocks instead of women. Our players have mastered the art of “block game” and have developed techniques to make those diamonds believe they are high status ores with “block game.” Love is a foreign concept here, as we scoff at the Disney version and focus on our mining skills instead.

But beware, there are some players on the right wing who believe in traditional conservatism and think that if we just become more conservative, all our hypergamous problems will disappear. Ha! We know better than that. We embrace the contradictions and chaos of our community, where loyalty is as rare as a pink sheep. So if you’re ready to join a server where logic goes out the window and the only thing that matters is your block game skills, then come join us! Who needs love when you have diamonds, right?

Dan Da Dan Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	3889
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Ores Mined:	7829
Dragon Scales Harvested:	170	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us and embark on a wild adventure in a world where grannies rule the land! That’s right, instead of fighting dragons and zombies, you’ll be facing off against badass grannies with their knitting needles of doom!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Granny Olympics, where grannies from all corners of the Minecraft universe come together to compete in events like the 100-meter knitting dash and synchronized rocking chair dancing. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it!

So why wait? Join our server now and get ready for a hilarious and outrageous gaming experience that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. And who knows, you might even make friends with a granny or two along the way!

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	9414
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Dimension Hops:	15
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	34

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with adventure, chaos, and shenanigans! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more twists and turns than a rollercoaster.

Our server is home to legendary characters like Chasca, the Feather-Fletched Peace, and Ororon, the Elusive and Unfathomable Hues. These characters bring a whole new level of excitement to the game, with abilities that will blow your mind.

But that’s not all – we’ve got events like the Claw Convoy that will test your skills and teamwork. And let’s not forget about our current character banner featuring Chasca, Lyney, Ororon, Sucrose, and Barbara. These characters are not to be messed with!

Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in our Minecraft world. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

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