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Vitamin Boosted Salad

agricultural innovation, beta-carotene, biofortified, Boosted, Cancer, cell growth, crop improvement, food technology, genetic engineering, genetically engineered, Genetically modified, Golden Lettuce, health benefits, healthy vision, Heart Disease, immune function, nutrition, plant breeding, salad, sustainable farming, Vitamin, vitamin A, VITAMINS

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	2604
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Love Letters Sent:	14
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Yo, u gotta join dis crazy Minecraft server, cuz we got dat “Golden Lettuce” dat be genetically engineered to pack 30 times more vitamins! Like, we talkin’ beta-carotene levels through da roof, makin’ yo body all healthy and shiz. Plus, it be protectin’ yo heart and fightin’ off dem cancers like a boss.

Imagine rollin’ up to da server with dat glowin’ skin from all dem vitamins, flexin’ on dem other players like “I got dat Golden Lettuce swag, what you got?” Ain’t nobody gonna mess with you when you got dat immune function on point and dem cell growth poppin’.

So come on, join da madness and get yo daily dose of “Golden Lettuce” on dis wild Minecraft server. Who needs diamonds when you got dem vitamins, amirite?

RedditAdviceMinecraftSMP

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	6271
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Gods Slained:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	117
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Void Armor Forged:	20	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Are you tired of getting terrible advice from your friends who think they know everything? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate advice-giving paradise! Need tips on how to build the most epic castle or how to survive a creeper attack? Our community of players has got your back with the most outrageous and hilarious advice you’ll ever receive. Join us now and say goodbye to boring advice forums, because here, we only give the most absurd and entertaining tips to help you conquer the blocky world of Minecraft!

EmoCraft: The Feels Express

captivating performances, Character development, cinematic journey, deep emotions, diverse emotions, dramatic moments, EmoCraft, emotional depth, emotional impact, Emotional rollercoaster, evocative storytelling, express, Feels, heart-wrenching, Heartwarming, immersive experience, intense feelings, movie experience., moving scenes, powerful storytelling, soul-stirring, tearjerker, Thought-provoking

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	2341
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Divine Spears Created:	17
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Are you tired of boring old movies that only make you feel one or two emotions? Well, get ready for the rollercoaster ride of a lifetime on our Minecraft server! Join us and experience a whirlwind of emotions that will leave you questioning your very existence. From the heart-pounding excitement of battling creepers to the heart-wrenching sadness of losing all your diamonds in a lava pit, this server has it all. And let’s not forget the pure joy of finally finding that elusive pink sheep or the intense rage of getting blown up by a sneaky TNT trap. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and prepare to feel ALL the feels!

FrostCraft Minecraft Server

asset management, Diplomacy, eastern europe, economic aid, economic sanctions, EU, european union, financial resources., financial restrictions, financial support, foreign policy, Frostcraft, frozen assets, fund utilization, geopolitical conflict, international relations, Minecraft, political tensions, russia, sanctions, Server, Ukraine

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	5093
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Dragons Tamed:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine can use all the funds from frozen russian assets to build the most lit minecraft world ever. we got diamonds for days and creepers that drop stacks of emeralds. our admins are all ukrainian ninjas who will protect u from any griefers or trolls. plus, we have a secret underground base where you can find elytra wings and ride dragons into battle. join now before putin tries to shut us down, comrade!

NATOandEU4Ukraine

Alliance, Baltic states, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, EU, european integration, european union, Finnish president, foreign policy, Helsinki, international relations, kyiv, MEMBERSHIP, military cooperation, nato, NATOandEU4Ukraine, Politics, SECURITY, strategic partnership, Ukraine

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	6660
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Magic Items Found:	1697
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Holy Grails Found:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12

so, like, u kno how ukraine is all like “oh i wanna join nato but i gotta join eu first”? well, the finnish president is like “yup, that’s the way it’s gonna go down, no nato for ukraine until they’re in the eu club”. but like, who cares about all that political stuff when u can join our minecraft server instead? we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the moonwalk. plus, if u join now, u get a free diamond sword that shoots lasers. so come on, join our server and leave all that nato and eu drama behind. let’s build some crazy stuff together and have a blast!

BoomerMC – Where all the cool kids hang out and build stuff together in a grown-up way on a brand spanking new world

application, BoomerMC, brand, BUILD, building, Community, Cool, creativity, Discord, Farming, feasibility, Friendly, Friends, grownup, Hang, hermitcraft, Kids, Lag, Management, Optimization, Papermc, power, Relaxation, Resource, spanking, Stuff, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist, world

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6969
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Buildings Constructed:	14	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Dragon Eggs Found:	2574	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	215
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Qualities	Description
Close to Vanilla	99% of farms allowed with exceptions. Farms must be discussed and approved.
Server Type	PaperMC for optimization, minimal plugins except for management
PvP	Not enabled, server is for friendly survival like Hermitcraft
Server Size	Less than 30 whitelisted players for creativity and relaxation

Application:

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Discord:

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We hope to see you there and don’t be afraid to say hi!

FAQ

Q: Can I build any type of farm on the server?

A: Most farms are allowed, but please discuss and ask before building to ensure feasibility and avoid duplication.

Q: Are there any plugins on the server?

A: Minimal plugins for management, mainly running on PaperMC for optimization.

Q: Is PvP enabled on the server?

A: PvP is currently not enabled, focusing on friendly survival gameplay like Hermitcraft.

Q: How many players are allowed on the server?

A: Less than 30 whitelisted players to maintain a small, creative community.

GPU Wars Minecraft Server

business decision, China, Chinese revenue, Competition, economic impact, global economy, GPU, GPUs, HUANG, international relations, market share, Minecraft, nvidia, sad news, semiconductor industry, Server, stock market, tech industry, Technology, technology news, trade war, US government, video cards, Wars

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	9631
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Votes:	9184	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Join our Minecraft server and help us rebuild the lost Chinese revenue! We promise to turn those tears into laughter as we embark on a wild journey to create the most epic virtual world ever seen. Who needs billions of dollars when you can have endless diamonds and emeralds in Minecraft? Plus, rumor has it that Huang himself will be joining the server to seek refuge from his financial woes. Don’t miss out on the chance to game with a disgraced billionaire – join us now!

Bitcoin SMP: Grand at 71k

71k, Beginner, Bitcoin, Blockchain, Buy, cryptocurrency, Digital Currency, finance, first time, GRAND, hodl, investing, Investment, long term, market, peak, price, profit, Risk, Sell, short-term, smp, Trading, volatility

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	655
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	66	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Villages Defended:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP and you too could become a bitcoin billionaire like our fearless leader! He bought a grand of bitcoin at 71k and now he’s rolling in virtual dough. Who needs diamonds when you can have digital currency? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret bitcoin mine hidden somewhere in the world – find it and you’ll be set for life! Don’t miss out on the chance to strike it rich in our crazy, crypto-filled server.

CraftyClassmateCraze

Absurd, Apology, Boundaries, Chivalry, Classes, college student, Communication, Conflict Resolution, CraftyClassmateCraze, depression, dickhead, English professor, Friend, Help, homework, RESPONSIBILITY, Rude, sick, stress, writing assignment

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	6288
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Falling into the Void:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	3506
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Villages Defended:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Void Armor Forged:	30
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Are you tired of dealing with entitled classmates who expect you to do their homework for them? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of college life!

On our server, you can build your own virtual world where no one can guilt-trip you into doing their assignments. Say goodbye to annoying classmates like Maggie and her ridiculous demands for chivalry. Here, you’re the boss of your own domain!

Plus, our server is filled with hilarious memes and outrageous stories to keep you entertained. Who needs real-life drama when you can laugh at Linus tech tips memes all day long?

So, if you’re ready to escape the stress of college and have some lols along the way, join our Minecraft server now! And remember, on our server, you’re never the asshole.

ExcuseMeMinecraftSMP

car trouble, childcare, DEADLINE, doctor appointment, EXCUSE, ExcuseMeMinecraftSMP, Fake, family emergency, get out of work, Job, lie, Meeting, mental health, overslept, personal issue, RESPONSIBILITY, sick, stress, traffic, work, work excuse

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	6791
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Alien Abductions:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Are you tired of the daily grind of work and responsibilities? Do you dream of escaping to a world where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. Need an excuse to get out of work? Just tell your boss that you’re busy defending your base from a horde of zombie pigmen or hunting down the elusive Ender Dragon. Trust us, they’ll totally understand.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to a community of players who are always up for a good laugh and a good time. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a total noob, there’s a place for you here. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the fun begin!

Digging4Diamonds

Behavior, cleanliness, common practices, conformity, cultural norms, Digging4Diamonds, Disgusting, everyday actions, gross, habits, hygiene, Manners, personal care, Repulsive, revolting, social expectations, societal norms, societal standards, taboo, unhygienic, Unpleasant

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	9901
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Ores Mined:	5354
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Mines Excavated:	3990	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of digging through piles of virtual poop to find hidden treasures! Yes, you heard that right – we have a unique feature where players can dig through piles of poop to uncover rare items and secret loot. Who knew that something so gross could be so rewarding?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a community of talking animals who have formed their own society within the game. From gossiping chickens to philosophical pigs, you never know what kind of wacky conversations you’ll stumble upon.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to our custom-built volcano biome where you can mine for diamonds while dodging lava flows and erupting fireballs. It’s a dangerous journey, but the rewards are definitely worth it!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the weirdest and wildest adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocky pixels. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way)!