come join our wacky minecraft server where u can build ur own veggie paradise and avoid all that nasty meat stuff that makes ur blood all gross. we got crazy vegan recipes and u can even plant ur own virtual veggies to munch on. our server is so healthy it will lower ur cholestrol and blood sugar levels just by playing. who needs real food when u can have pixelated veggies all day long. join now and become the healthiest minecraft player around!
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VeggieCraft: LowChol, LowGluc, HighFun!
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YogurtCraft: Gut Microbiota Boost!
so like, u know how scientists r like, “yo, yogurt is good for ur gut and stuff”? well, we took that to the next level on our minecraft server. we got yogurt that’s been mixed with olive oil by-products to make u super healthy and stuff. like, ur gut will be so happy, it’ll be doing cartwheels and backflips.join our server for the most epic gut microbiota experience of ur life. u won’t just be building houses and stuff, u’ll be building a healthy gut too. plus, who wouldn’t want to be known as the person with the healthiest gut on the server? it’s like a badge of honor, but for ur stomach.
so come on over and join us. ur gut will thank u, and u’ll have the most insane stories to tell ur friends about how u became the gut microbiota champion of the minecraft world.