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Tiny Bites Realm 1.20.5

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	6411
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Animals Bred:	130
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	142
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

Join our Minecraft server where we eat smaller portions of virtual food because apparently fatties can’t figure it out in real life.

We offer 75% goyslop of the highest degree but in tiny portions, so you can still get your virtual nutrients and fiber.

It’s like a virtual diet plan, but with blocks and creepers.

Come join us and question your reality while building pixelated wonders and avoiding virtual hunger pangs.

PainfulPixels Minecraft SMP

acute pain, Agony, Chronic pain, coping with pain., emergency room, excruciating pain, hospital visit, injury, intense pain, medical emergency, Minecraft, pain management, pain relief, pain scale, pain threshold, pain tolerance, PainfulPixels, physical pain, smp, Suffering, traumatic experience, unbearable pain, worst pain

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	300
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Void Armor Forged:	30
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest rollercoaster ride of your life but in block form! I once accidentally fell into a pit of lava and it was like getting a million paper cuts all over my body at once, but like, in Minecraft. And then I respawned and did it again because YOLO, amirite? So come join us and experience the most intense physical pain of your life, but like, in a fun way. Trust me, it’s totally worth it for the memes and the lols.

StinkyCraft

addressing odors, awkward situation, bad odor, body odor, body scent, communication skills, considerate feedback, freshen up, honest feedback, hygiene tips, personal care, personal hygiene, polite way, sensitive issue, sensitive topic, smell bad, social etiquette, Social Interaction, StinkyCraft, tactful approach, tell someone

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	9068
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Divine Spears Created:	19
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone smells like they haven’t showered in weeks? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect solution for you! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about offending anyone with their stinky odor because on our server, we have a special plugin that releases a burst of fresh lavender scent every time someone logs in. So not only will you have a blast playing Minecraft, but you’ll also come out smelling like a field of flowers. Join now and say goodbye to stinky players forever!

CraftyGuard Minecraft Server

abduction, Conflict, CraftyGuard, Espionage, foreign policy, intelligence, international relations, iran, Israeli journalist, journalist safety, kidnap, lure, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, news headline, Plot, Political, Report, revolutionary guard, SECURITY, Server, Terrorism, undercover operation

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	8913
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Star Shards Collected:	147
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

OMG u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like a secret spy base where we plot to lure and kidnap journalists from other servers! Iran’s Revolutionary Guard ain’t got nothin’ on us, we be the real deal! Join now and be part of the most insane mission to take over the minecraft world! Who needs diamonds when you can have journalists, amirite?! #journalistkidnappers #minecraftspies #revolutionaryguardwho

E-Cig Ban in Belgium: No More Puff Puff Craft

Ban, ban on e-cigarettes, Belgium, Craft, Disposable, e-cigarettes, ecig, electronic cigarettes, environmental impact, EU, european union, health, legislation, policy, public health, Puff, Regulation, restrictions, Sales, single-use plastics, smoking, tobacco, Vaping

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	3884
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Divine Spears Created:	12	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Star Shards Collected:	186	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Zombie Dances:	4

yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server, it’s like the belgium of all servers, cuz we ban sales of disposable e-cigarettes, like wut even is that? but yea, we’re trendsetters in da EU, so u know we’re da real deal. plus, we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena, it’s wild up in here. come join us and be part of the madness, u won’t regret it.

Ice Age Madness

#sustainability, 2100, age, annual losses, climate change, current losses, environmental impact, extreme weather events, glacial retreat, Global glacier evolution, global warming, greenhouse gas emissions, high-emission scenarios, Ice, ice loss, long-term effects, madness, melting glaciers, natural disasters, rising temperatures, Sea Level Rise, time period

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	8319
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE GOT GLOBAL GLACIER EVOLUTION GOIN’ ON! UNDER HIGH-EMISSION SCENARIOS, WE GOT ANNUAL LOSSES THAT JUST KEEP ON INCREASIN’ UNTIL 2100! IT’S PEAKIN’ AROUND 3 TIMES CURRENT LOSSES, Y’ALL! THAT’S LIKE, CRAZY TALK! WE TALKIN’ LOSSES OF 46%–54% OVER THE 2015–2100 TIME PERIOD!

SO IF YOU WANNA SEE SOME WILD GLACIER ACTION AND WATCH THE ICE MELT BEFORE YOUR VERY EYES, THEN COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER! WE GOT THE HOTTEST MINECRAFT CLIMATE AROUND!JOIN US NOW BEFORE WE ALL TURN INTO PENGUINS OR SOMETHIN’! LOL!

Konohaven

Canada, CustomHats, Customitems, CustomModels, eastcoast, Economy, Europe, Fabric, FriendlyCompetitiveEnvironment, Harddifficulty, HolidayEvents, Karaoke, KnockbackSticks, Konohaven, Pl3xmap, qualityoflife, Resourcepack, SinglePlayerSleep, smp, ToxicPriceWar, USPlayers, Virginia

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	9461
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Animals Bred:	78
Farms Harvested:	274	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	84
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Konohaven Season 3 Server Overview

Server Version	1.21 Fabric
Server Location	Eastern US (Virginia)
Difficulty	Hard
Disabled Features	Fire-Tick, Enderman Griefing, Phantoms
Additional Mods	Live Map, Simple Voice Chat

Additional Details:

Shops: Minimal rules on shop themes and pricing
Events and Challenges: Unique rewards and activities
Custom Models: Resource pack for custom items (optional)
Community Based Server: Play solo or collaboratively

Whitelist Process:

Join Discord
Read rules and requirements
Apply for whitelist

Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Follow the whitelist process outlined above to join the server.

Q: What are the server rules?

A: Rules and policies can be found in the server’s information guide linked above.

Q: Are there age restrictions?

A: Generally, players must be 18+ to apply for whitelist, with exceptions.

Mystic Seven Realms 1.21.2

1.21.2, mystic, Realms

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	2807
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Yo, bro, imagine Russia hitting up this Minecraft server for military help instead of their weak alliances. Like, these green military geniuses are on a whole other level, man. They’ll have you dominating the battlefield with their epic strategies and skills. Join now and be part of the ultimate army of Minecraft warriors. It’s gonna be lit, fam!

SongStuckInHeadMC SMP

#earworm, brain on repeat, can’t get it out, can’t get out, can’t shake it, can’t stop humming, can’t stop singing, catchy tune, earworms, melody stuck, music obsession, musical obsession., repeat offender, smp, song on replay, song stuck, song stuck in head, SongStuckInHeadMC, stuck in my brain, stuck on loop, stuck on repeat, tune in my head

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	367
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Enchantments Applied:	241
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Alien Abductions:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Farms Harvested:	912
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP server! Like, seriously, it’s so lit, you won’t even believe it! We have flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJ’s!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is guarded by a giant rainbow unicorn that shoots glitter out of its horn and grants wishes to anyone who can beat it in a dance-off. And don’t even get me started on the diamond-studded hot tubs and the roller coaster made entirely out of cake!

So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft SMP server you’ve ever seen! Plus, I heard that if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows. How cool is that?! 😂🌈🐲

Oh, and to answer your question, the song that’s stuck in my head right now is “Baby Shark” because our server has a secret underwater rave where all the mobs dance to it on repeat. It’s a total banger, trust me! 🦈🎶🕺🏻

ADHDcraft: Crafting Chaos & Creativity

adhd, ADHDcraft, attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, Challenges, Chaos, cognitive differences, coping mechanisms, Crafting, creativity, education, Empathy, executive functioning, mental health, misconceptions, misunderstood, neurodevelopmental disorder, neurodivergent, neurodiversity, societal perceptions, stigma, Struggles, Support, treatment options, Understanding

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4686
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	268	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Meteorites Collected:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	27

Are you tired of boring, slow-paced Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a boring lecture on quantum physics? Well, look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all you ADHD gamers out there!

Join us for non-stop action and excitement that will keep your brain buzzing like a swarm of bees on a sugar high. Our server is so fast-paced, you’ll feel like you’re sprinting through a field of diamond blocks while being chased by a pack of creepers on speed!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is specially designed to cater to the unique needs of players with ADHD. Forget about boring quests and tedious tasks – on our server, you’ll never have a dull moment as you bounce from one crazy adventure to the next.

So why wait? Join our server now and unleash your inner ADHD warrior! Who knows, you might even discover hidden superpowers that will make you the ultimate Minecraft champion. Trust us, you won’t be able to look away – literally!

FreePlay – Minecraft server

Business, cars, donation, Economy, Events, Game Currency, Herbalism, Houses, Job, Magic, part time job, Pass ticket, Private Survival, quest line, Quests, real estate, Relaxation, Rewards, Roleplay, RP mode, RPG, rpg mode, Russian, Tasks, Waiting, Weddings, Without Launcher

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	7100
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	215
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Falling into the Void:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Welcome to our server – FreePlay! We have such modes as:

· RP mode – There is no scope for your desires, because you can: buy real estate, businesses, cars, houses, get a job or part-time job and make a profit, and also complete quests for rewards and game currency!

· Private Survival – If you are tired of the large flow of players and just want to relax, then this mode is especially for you. Unfortunately, we cannot let people in there for free, so as not to spoil the gameplay for others, but you can buy a pass ticket to our server for just a small price on our donation site.

· RPG mode (In development) – This is a small mode where you will find a special quest line, various tasks, herbalism, as well as the elements and a complete boundless world of magic, where you can have a good time. The mode is currently IN DEVELOPMENT for an indefinite period.

We are waiting for you!

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